<b><p></b> <b>Jake:</b> <p/><b></b> Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?<p/><b>Rich:</b> <p/><b></b> Can I say something even crazier? My boyfriends are in the auditorium<p/><b>Jeremy: <p/><b></b> *waving*<p/><b>Michael: <p/><b></b> *Recharges Barrett M82А1*<p/><b>Jake:</b> </b> <p/><b></b> Oh<p/></p><p/></p>
“Death’s A Revolving Door” - A Frozen/Superhero Song Parody
(Because I am a MASSIVE NERD who couldn’t wait to post this before I did a proper comic of it. XD; Yes, this would be sung as a duet. For musical assistance, please refer to this instrumental.)
“Okay, can I just, say something crazy?”
“I love crazy!”
“All our lives we’ve watched these superheroes fighting crime And it seems we’ve only lost a few.”
“I was thinking the same thing! ‘Cause like between fatal falls, Apocalypse, and shattering time, You would think the super roster would be a little shorter, too.”
“But the truth…” “But the truth…”
“Is they’re not” “Not really gone”
‘Cause dying can’t keep them down anymore!
Death’s a revolving doooooooor! Death’s a revolving doooooooor! Death’s a revolving door!
Death’s a revolving door…
“I mean it’s crazy…”
“Both Cap and Bucky are back-”
“It’s been 70 years!”
“Well the Arrow’s returned
Three times this week.”
Psych! Psych again!
Their sudden reincarnation
Can have but one explanation:
Won’t let them be!
“Don’t say bye…” “Don’t say bye…”
Don’t you mourn for them now ‘Cause they’ll be back by season four!
Death’s a revolving doooooooooor! Death’s a revolving doooooooooor! We’ll see you live once more!
Death’s a revolving dooooooor…
“Can I say something
crazy? Do you think Superman
will come back in the next movie?”
“Can I say what everyone knows already? Yes!”
(Sooooo YEAH THAT HAPPENED.
Basically I was thinking of the famous line “death is a revolving door in comics” and realized it sounded like… well, you know. So here we are.
Please be aware that the gifs/pics I picked for the heroes don’t necessarily correlate with a timeline where the hero has died (yet). The very fact that I have to say that proves the whole ridiculous point of this parody, I think. XD;
Also I couldn’t find the owner of the Batfam pic even with Google image search, so if you know who drew it, give me a holler!
If someone actually sings this I may die of happiness, my voice isn’t good enough to hit the high notes.
What if Hans still loves Anna? What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it? What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed? What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand? What if the open door never closed?