love is a monster

In loving memory of Kim Seokjin. He ain’t dead, y’all just keep sleeping on him.

jungkookvisbaeuniverse  asked:

How would a three way with YOONGI and TAE be like?

OKAY BUT LIKE I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF WORK TO TURN IN BEFORE 12:00 TOMORROW BUT  I WROTE THIS INSTEAD BC SMUT IS ALWAYS NEEDED ;)…

I RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THIS WHILE READING

 TYPE: DAT GOOD SMUTT/ FUNNY

CHARACTERS: TAEHYUNG X YOONIG X Y/N

WORD COUNT: ALMOST 3K SORRY NOT SORRY 

A/N: I LOVE SEO IN GUK  SO MUCH!!! PLEASE TAKE MY TO CHURCH BC I NEED GOD AFTER WRITINGS THIS XD                       

                             DON’T THINK ABOUT IT, BABY DON’T                              

“A bet is a bet Tae” I say pulling his Sweatshirt over his head… “Yah! This isn’t how I wanted you to take my clothes off” the younger male protests … “Oh like you would know what to do if Y/N actually agreed to sleep with you” Yoongi says grumpily across the couch from us … “And you’ve slept with how many women Hyung?” Taehyung looks at the older boy pointedly… “Yah!” I warn… both of the bickering men look towards me …. “Calm down children, it’s just a game” I say looking at them through my lashes… “Now take off that shirt” I say pulling the large jumper from Taehyung’s toned body and placing a chaste kiss to his cheek…. The younger boy grows flustered and I can’t help but giggle at the way his cheeks pink and his toned chest rises steadily…. I lick my lips involuntarily as I continue to stare at his honey skin and wonder if it would actually taste like honey on my tongue… ”Y/N!” Yoongi snaps…. “It’s your turn to call it” he explains his voice velvet soft but his eyes hold a predatory sheen as he comes to sit beside me and takes a swig of the beer that’s in his hand …. ” Oh. yeah” I reply … now I’m the one who’s flustered…at the feel his body heat radiating against my skin through the thin fabric of my own jumper…. But decide to play along and take the smooth glass bottle from his hand …. winking at him before taking a large swig of the bitter liquid….

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Mako Smell Results

Battery Acid
Money ( Winner, tbh )
Calcified Pommel Root
Earthy, metallic smell ( after a electrical explosion )
Sulfur mingled with decay
Radiation; smells of metal, particularly nickel or copper, to an intense degree
Bright and sharp with an undertone of iron and rust
Citrusy like Tangerines
Monster Energy Drink and nail polish remover

i just had a thought about how the icoffins in the mh universe are too small for gooliope to use, so i was thinking about how she would keep up with her friends and then i realized she could just… use a tablet. like making calls might be a bit different but its all there…. and then imagining somebody like ghoulia seeing how hard it was for gooliope to use regular sized electronics and decided to make her a nice, big, slime proof tablet 

Viktor’s Final Goodbye to Figure Skating: Two Yuris and Two World Records

Alternatively titled: English Major With Nothing Better To Do With Her Life Overanalyzes Things (finals??? haha what are those)

Now, for the sake of sparing you time because this meta is going to get long as hell, here’s the gist right now: I’m thinking 1. Yuuri’s going to take Viktor’s World Record in the Free Skate and 2. Viktor’s never going to go back to competitive skating again. 

Now, am I right about this? Who the fuck knows! Is that going to stop me from writing a god damn essay about it? No. No it is not. So. Let’s begin:

Okay, so I know people have talked about it before (a lot), but the OP is the crowning jewel of both this show and my theory, so bear with me. 

One of the most interesting things about the OP is that, despite being sung by one singer, it’s generally agreed that the different parts of the OP are “sung” by different characters. The OP starts off with someone talking about how they’re “tired of feeling” like they’re “never enough,” and Yuuri’s shown on screen. Then, Viktor shows up on screen and the lyrics are about encouraging someone to believe in themselves. That is, Viktor encouraging Yuuri to believe in himself. Basically, the main idea here is that skater on screen = who’s singing the current lyrics.

SO THEN:

Yuri shows up! And Yuuri’s on screen with him! And the lines are “Don’t stop us now, the moment of truth, we were born to make history.”

There are two singers in this part! In fact, go listen to the song right now and you’ll notice that there are literally two singers in this part (a background vocalist joins in on this line). So the “we” is Yuri and Yuuri, and they’re both singing about how they’re going to “make history” during “the moment of truth” (aka the Grand Prix Finals). 

Well, guess who just made history by blasting Viktor Nikiforov’s SP record out of the water?

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