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Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”
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So, are you ready, you think? To start dating? No, definitely not. My grief group said that I wouldn’t be ready until I can get through the whole story of Michael’s death without tearing up.

I’m praying to any God(s) ya’ll believe out there that my potato self can glow up and find me a Park Jimin to love as much as I, you know, actually love Park Jimin…

Or can I just have Park Jimin please?~

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[translations] 2017.03.26 NCT DREAM fansign at Daejeon fan accounts

1. OP: Jeno, what do you think is your charm point?
Jeno: When I smile at someone? [614duck]

2. OP asked Haechan if there’s any singer he wants to collaborate with, he says Dean. [NCT_YOUNG2]

3. OP: Do you think of any pokemon when you see me?
Jisung: (while drawing) Snor—lax… 
OP: How did you know I love to sleep?
Jisung: HAHAHAHAHA [NCT_YOUNG2]

4. OP asked Jisung, if they get the chance to appear on Running Man, whose name tag would he like to tear?
Jisung: Mark hyung
OP: Why?
Jisung: Ah no, it’s Haechan hyung. Because he annoys me all the time [NCT_dh66]

5. OP: Jisung, which of Mark’s stages in High School Rapper do you think is most memorable?
Jisung: The semi finals.. No, oh! Sing Sang Sung!!
OP: Haha, If Jisung has the chance to act again, what role would you want to do?
Jisung: I want to be a soldier! [tweety_nct]

6. OP: When does Haechan think he’s the manliest?
Haechan: For me… (distressed) When I’m angry! [jane_0423]

7. OP: Jisung, are you still sleeping in the living room?
Jisung: Recently I sleep in the room
OP: Why?
Jisung: Chenle came once to go back into the room, another time Renjun hyung came and told me to go back in so I went to the room to sleep.[jn_0_jn]

8. OP: Could you tell me what’s your favorite drink from gongcha?
Jeno: I like taro smoothie! 
OP: Could you write that for me? haha and a heart too~  [haaaaechan]

9. OP: Did you see the god Jisung banner I held during rookies show? 
Jisung: Ah, yes.
OP: You have seen it??
Jisung: That… Black one
OP: Yes!!! Black with white lining.
Jisung: Oh yes yes
OP: Could you write  련지 Noona here?
Jisung: Ohhhh… That twitter…??
OP: Yes hehe… So you know!!
Jisung: I have seen it, I have looked at it with my friend [O7220205]