love food more than people

Good Morning, Sunshine

Wade Wilson (Deadpool) x Reader

Request:  “wade wilson/reader fluffy morning sex ?”

A/N: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s five fics. Sorry for blowing up your dash.


You hated mornings.

As a somewhat functioning adult living in the daily grind, you knew early mornings were a requirement to have some kind of income. Before you met Wade, that’s all there really was: the daily grind. Since he walked into your life over a year ago, there’s certainly been some excitement added. He’s made so many of the things you hated, fun. You were convinced that it was impossible for him to make mornings anything better than average.

Wade, being the devious shit he was, decided he could do a lot better than average. So, naturally, he woke you up over an hour before your alarm was set to go off. Needless to say, you were less than pleased.

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Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Skytree Village since classes are over ^q^) 

I was gunning for Dean originally but THEN I saw Gabriel’s event where he ate the dog food to test the quality for his brother’s sick dog and then I fell in love

So yeah, I married him LMAO 

IDK what it is about him but he always seems kinda sly in his expressions…every time he asks me to do a request he always ends it with a “you don’t mind, right?” and he does this SUPER CUTE SMILE AND IM LIKE…GABRIEL, I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SUBTLY MANIPULATING ME But I am so attracted to you I will give you anything you want

still love you Dean.. someday I will marry you, macho florist

anonymous asked:

what do you guys think of ace kara danvers? personally i think she reads incredibly ace (and maybe bi or panromantic), at least she did up until supergirl decided to make their entire show all about a white straight man she was getting paired with. the way she rejected winn, how she ran away from a healthy relationship with a man she was in love with the second it got serious because she was scared, how she seems to love food more than people, etc.

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the losers’ first christmas dinner 2016 highlights:

🎄 - cosmic and karin’s amazing cooking (and rooney’s baking~)

🎄 - dishes from all different cultures thanks to an extremely diverse group of friends

🎄 - everyone looking super cute (the girls all dressed up and the guys wore their best sweaters)

🎄 - alexander’s reaper sweater (he’s been obsessed since rooney gifted overwatch to him on steam)

🎄 - both matilda and kerry giving cassandra bedroom eyes from opposite sides of the table (and cassandra acting like she doesn’t notice)

🎄 - cosmic getting cute stocking stuffers for everyone (rooney’s was totoro, nasir’s was captain america, cassandra’s was doctor who)

🎄 - matilda eating whipped cream directly from the can

🎄 - everyone comparing tattoos & piercings (because they’re edgy)

🎄 - lake tripping everywhere, not because he’s drunk but because he’s clumsy

🎄 - alexander teasing lake because he’s underage and can’t drink but he’s also underage and can’t drink??

🎄 - karin almost pulling the christmas tree down

🎄 - everyone eating too much

(continued in part two)

Can I just speak for a while

For those of you who are harassing Ishida for the recent manga chapter.

Stop.

Take a moment.

And think.

Where does Ishida live?

Japan.

Not America.

Japan

Has Japan legalized/normalized homosexuality?

No.

With that being said who is Ishida’s demographic?

Male Teens/Young Adults in Japan

Although yes he does have a other fans who do not fit this demographic, they still read it, and he still creates it. As someone who inspires to be a comic book artist, this is a perfect example of shipping going too far. It’s sad that people who overly fantasize about a ship are stuck I’m between their desired ships and the canon ones.

Fanfiction and fanart are online FOR A REASON!!!

So we, a fandom, can have the the happy endings we want, while still enjoying the work. For crying out loud, what happened to having AUs and chats about our favorite ships? Did we forget that, or are we so dense that we would rather tell the creators to kill himself rather than let him create content he enjoys? Like Mashima said, WE CANT PLEASE EVERYONE! That goes for Ishida, and all of you. Only those who truly appreciate us, will accept us. So if you truly appreciate the content Ishida has given to us, then you would continue to read his manga.

If you’re the kind who throws a tantrum because you’re a spoiled fudashi who always got what you wanted…

You were never a fan in the first place.

Challenge

Replace Steven with one of your ocs and tell me how the show would go if that was the case

Ex: my oc Hemlock is a man of action and not words who loves food and nature. He cares for animals more than he does people and that would include corrupted gems, and even though he’s got the attention span of a grape he’d try his hardest to help them. Also he’d punch the diamonds almost immediately and hang around Garnet and Amethyst the most.

if nct had tumblr
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Hansol:</b> food aesthetics, animals, perfect angled selfies, many dance videos (probably of him dancing), doesn't really use it but has a quality and pretty much popular blog, is also really friendly but the type to not send messages first or at all, changes icon only twice a year<p/><b>Taeil:</b> probs ranting all the time about the other members, his personal singing uploads, sometimes reblogs johnny's memes, a nice guy, is not really popular but doesn't care, posts selfies but doesnt know what to do with his face so they all look the same<p/><b>Johnny:</b> makes and posts his own memes, some of the memes are made out of the boys' photos, hella popular, also a fashion icon, his tags are sassy, won't hesitate to fight you, ''@tnt-ten us''<p/><b>Taeyong:</b> still prefers 'myspace', made a tumblr just to make sure the fetus line won't reblog anything nasty, b&w aesthetics, food porn, emo quotes and poetry, checks jaehyun's blog and always likes his posts, forgets to answer asks and messages, stil uses 'xD'<p/><b>Yuta:</b> drags dongyuck a lot, football stuff all over the place, secretly a meme enthusiast, is done with them all and judges a lot, stunning selfies, actually is a sweetheart too pure for the world, loves hansol and his blog and food pics more than life<p/><b>Kun:</b> accidentally unfollows people, was winwin's first follower, rarely online, messy blog, mostly reblogs stuff from the boys and doesn't wait until they load before he reblogs them, "kun/20/chinese", stalks winwin on a daily basis<p/><b>Ten:</b> Johnny's left hand, is that one guy who is also really popular and everyone is intimated of him but is actually a giant softie and a dork, 24/7 on tumblr, runs 33 sideblogs, keeps all of them updated, gorgeous selfies, also shemeless derp selfies, screams a lot in his tags<p/><b>Doyoung:</b> makes sarcastic jokes, constantly stressed when taeyong and ten are online, once almost blocked them, lives for the drama between the members, nature and blue aesthetics, sometimes is bitter and judgmental but tries his best, uses '$.$ , @.@ , ^.^ , : )" a lot<p/><b>Jaehyun:</b> "i've lived in america for 4 years, thats why im here baby", super duper popular, minimalist blog, typography, almost never responds to messages unless its mark, doyoung, taeyong or taeil, sexy selfies, shows his dimples a lot, blue black aesthetics, url is flawless<p/><b>WinWin:</b> mostly posts his own pics, cute morning selfies with filter, night selfies b&w and r00d, tumblr famous, his favourite blog is taeyong's blog, uses the trade mark a lot, everyone thinks he a model, url is loselose<p/><b>Mark:</b> also a meme enthusiast, johnny's bitch and part of the #foreignswaggerssquad alongside johnny ten and jaehyun, is ignored most of the time, texts back in 0.002 seconds, passionate about emojis, always on tumblr even during classes, stays up until 4am going through his dash and eating cereal, queues johnny's and ten's memes<p/><b>Donghyuck:</b> roasts everyone including the boys and the tumblr staff, a 5 y/o pure savage, when he was 10 everyone thought he was like 24 until he reblogged a hot wheels giveaway and lost 23 followers, is also a tumblr famous but still tries to outshine johnny, surprisingly aesthetically pleasing posts, makes the 'tag urself' memes out of the boys' derp pics<p/><b>Jaemin&Jeno:</b> run a sideblog together, meme on themselves, lonely af, used to be online for only 1-2 hours per day because taeyong would take their phones while they are at school and return them after they finish their homework but take them back at 8pm and they blocked him for revenge, the only ones who pay attention to them is mark, winwin and doyoung<p/><b>Jisung:</b> taeyong said he is too young for this shit and will let him make a blog when he turns 16 but until then he can only play candy crush and stardoll<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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Okay, I know this isn’t a drastic change, but it is for me.

All my life, I have been thin. Always told I look liked a tooth pick. That I looked sick and unhealthy. I was 106 pounds and I am 5'7"
I mean, I tried to embrace it, but I hated how clothes would look on me. I hated the gap between my shorts and my legs. I hated the way my hip bones stuck out. I just wasn’t comfortable with myself, and also didn’t help that I was severely depressed for a long time. Due to a cheating fiancé. The picture on the left was taken three years ago.

And the picture on the right was taken about a month ago. I now weigh 144. I have stretch marks on my butt, I have love handles and I have a pudgy stomach. Even my boobs have gotten bigger!
I am now in a good place with myself. I have come to realize that you need to love yourself in order to be happy. That’s just it. So I gave up trying to please everyone around me. I gave up the idea of how I’m suppose to look and act and such, and just started doing things that I wanted to do.

I know the world tries to manipulate your minds to think that being fat, gaining weight, stretch marks, rolls, all of that, is bad. Sure, there are health issues that you have to consider, which I completely understand why that would be bad.

But for you to call someone ugly just because of their appearance is cruel.

You don’t know the struggles someone goes through. You don’t know what they think on a daily basis, what they stress about.

Food is such a comforting stress reliever that so many people go to it.

I love food more than I love anything in the world. Like, if I could, I’d marry food. Lol. And that is the very reason I have gained weight. But I don’t regret it. I don’t shame myself for the weight I’ve gained.
I am so happy I have an ass now to hold up my jeans. I am so happy how I fill out my clothes and now have curves. I am happy with myself.

And that’s how it should be! You should all be able to feel what it’s like to be happy and comfortable in your own skin! Because trust me, when you let go of the fear of what people think of you, you will feel free.

But also, this isn’t a post about bashing skinny people. Because I know so many people out there who aren’t able to gain weight, and are just really thin.

I want you to know that, you are too, beautiful!

Just be you. Do what makes you happy!