love food more than people

Good Morning, Sunshine

Wade Wilson (Deadpool) x Reader

Request:  “wade wilson/reader fluffy morning sex ?”

A/N: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s five fics. Sorry for blowing up your dash.


You hated mornings.

As a somewhat functioning adult living in the daily grind, you knew early mornings were a requirement to have some kind of income. Before you met Wade, that’s all there really was: the daily grind. Since he walked into your life over a year ago, there’s certainly been some excitement added. He’s made so many of the things you hated, fun. You were convinced that it was impossible for him to make mornings anything better than average.

Wade, being the devious shit he was, decided he could do a lot better than average. So, naturally, he woke you up over an hour before your alarm was set to go off. Needless to say, you were less than pleased.

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Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Skytree Village since classes are over ^q^) 

I was gunning for Dean originally but THEN I saw Gabriel’s event where he ate the dog food to test the quality for his brother’s sick dog and then I fell in love

So yeah, I married him LMAO 

IDK what it is about him but he always seems kinda sly in his expressions…every time he asks me to do a request he always ends it with a “you don’t mind, right?” and he does this SUPER CUTE SMILE AND IM LIKE…GABRIEL, I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SUBTLY MANIPULATING ME But I am so attracted to you I will give you anything you want

still love you Dean.. someday I will marry you, macho florist

Jeremy and Jean’s grandkids are the luckiest in the world, because JereJean spoil the everloving crap out of them.

Jeremy is working off nostalgia from his childhood and Jean never got a real childhood, so he can’t say no to these small humans little eyes and pudgy hands reaching for him, asking for one more cookie.

They read them stories and take turns doing the funny voices, making the kids laugh. Their own children, grown into people Jeremy and Jean are proud of, stand in the doorway and shake their heads. “Haven’t changed the voices since I was a kid?”

Jeremy laughs. “You can’t beat a classic!”

They leave with more food than they can carry, because Jeremy loves taking care of people. They sit together on the couch and hold hands, Jeremy massaging Jean’s hands where arthritis is starting to set in, Jean thumbing over the laugh lines at the corners of Jeremy’s eyes.

They are in love and happy and the world has never been more beautiful.

Meet the Interns: Michael

Stuff I like: Boston (the city, but the band is cool, too), Brandeis University, fall, sweater weather, space, NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day (APOD), technology, Nerdfighteria, video games, watching and listening to spoken word poetry (Shane Koyczan and Neil Hilborn are my favorites), writing spoken word poetry, Valentine’s Day, hugs, Lebanese food, but more than anything, I love people, especially the ones in my life.

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the losers’ first christmas dinner 2016 highlights:

🎄 - cosmic and karin’s amazing cooking (and rooney’s baking~)

🎄 - dishes from all different cultures thanks to an extremely diverse group of friends

🎄 - everyone looking super cute (the girls all dressed up and the guys wore their best sweaters)

🎄 - alexander’s reaper sweater (he’s been obsessed since rooney gifted overwatch to him on steam)

🎄 - both matilda and kerry giving cassandra bedroom eyes from opposite sides of the table (and cassandra acting like she doesn’t notice)

🎄 - cosmic getting cute stocking stuffers for everyone (rooney’s was totoro, nasir’s was captain america, cassandra’s was doctor who)

🎄 - matilda eating whipped cream directly from the can

🎄 - everyone comparing tattoos & piercings (because they’re edgy)

🎄 - lake tripping everywhere, not because he’s drunk but because he’s clumsy

🎄 - alexander teasing lake because he’s underage and can’t drink but he’s also underage and can’t drink??

🎄 - karin almost pulling the christmas tree down

🎄 - everyone eating too much

(continued in part two)

anonymous asked:

what do you guys think of ace kara danvers? personally i think she reads incredibly ace (and maybe bi or panromantic), at least she did up until supergirl decided to make their entire show all about a white straight man she was getting paired with. the way she rejected winn, how she ran away from a healthy relationship with a man she was in love with the second it got serious because she was scared, how she seems to love food more than people, etc.

if nct had tumblr
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Hansol:</b> food aesthetics, animals, perfect angled selfies, many dance videos (probably of him dancing), doesn't really use it but has a quality and pretty much popular blog, is also really friendly but the type to not send messages first or at all, changes icon only twice a year<p/><b>Taeil:</b> probs ranting all the time about the other members, his personal singing uploads, sometimes reblogs johnny's memes, a nice guy, is not really popular but doesn't care, posts selfies but doesnt know what to do with his face so they all look the same<p/><b>Johnny:</b> makes and posts his own memes, some of the memes are made out of the boys' photos, hella popular, also a fashion icon, his tags are sassy, won't hesitate to fight you, ''@tnt-ten us''<p/><b>Taeyong:</b> still prefers 'myspace', made a tumblr just to make sure the fetus line won't reblog anything nasty, b&w aesthetics, food porn, emo quotes and poetry, checks jaehyun's blog and always likes his posts, forgets to answer asks and messages, stil uses 'xD'<p/><b>Yuta:</b> drags dongyuck a lot, football stuff all over the place, secretly a meme enthusiast, is done with them all and judges a lot, stunning selfies, actually is a sweetheart too pure for the world, loves hansol and his blog and food pics more than life<p/><b>Kun:</b> accidentally unfollows people, was winwin's first follower, rarely online, messy blog, mostly reblogs stuff from the boys and doesn't wait until they load before he reblogs them, "kun/20/chinese", stalks winwin on a daily basis<p/><b>Ten:</b> Johnny's left hand, is that one guy who is also really popular and everyone is intimated of him but is actually a giant softie and a dork, 24/7 on tumblr, runs 33 sideblogs, keeps all of them updated, gorgeous selfies, also shemeless derp selfies, screams a lot in his tags<p/><b>Doyoung:</b> makes sarcastic jokes, constantly stressed when taeyong and ten are online, once almost blocked them, lives for the drama between the members, nature and blue aesthetics, sometimes is bitter and judgmental but tries his best, uses '$.$ , @.@ , ^.^ , : )" a lot<p/><b>Jaehyun:</b> "i've lived in america for 4 years, thats why im here baby", super duper popular, minimalist blog, typography, almost never responds to messages unless its mark, doyoung, taeyong or taeil, sexy selfies, shows his dimples a lot, blue black aesthetics, url is flawless<p/><b>WinWin:</b> mostly posts his own pics, cute morning selfies with filter, night selfies b&w and r00d, tumblr famous, his favourite blog is taeyong's blog, uses the trade mark a lot, everyone thinks he a model, url is loselose<p/><b>Mark:</b> also a meme enthusiast, johnny's bitch and part of the #foreignswaggerssquad alongside johnny ten and jaehyun, is ignored most of the time, texts back in 0.002 seconds, passionate about emojis, always on tumblr even during classes, stays up until 4am going through his dash and eating cereal, queues johnny's and ten's memes<p/><b>Donghyuck:</b> roasts everyone including the boys and the tumblr staff, a 5 y/o pure savage, when he was 10 everyone thought he was like 24 until he reblogged a hot wheels giveaway and lost 23 followers, is also a tumblr famous but still tries to outshine johnny, surprisingly aesthetically pleasing posts, makes the 'tag urself' memes out of the boys' derp pics<p/><b>Jaemin&Jeno:</b> run a sideblog together, meme on themselves, lonely af, used to be online for only 1-2 hours per day because taeyong would take their phones while they are at school and return them after they finish their homework but take them back at 8pm and they blocked him for revenge, the only ones who pay attention to them is mark, winwin and doyoung<p/><b>Jisung:</b> taeyong said he is too young for this shit and will let him make a blog when he turns 16 but until then he can only play candy crush and stardoll<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>