love daria

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if you want to go, just make believe you’re me. when you’re popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway. 

“hi, i’m daria. go to hell.” nah, it won’t work. my face is too expressive.

HOW TO BE A MALE KPOP IDOL
  • wOW TALENT
  • lots and lots of talent. are they even real people? angels from heaven? demons? CRYPTIDS?? 
  • D I S R E S P E C T
  • pick one:
    -the sassy extra bitch
    -smol and pure angel
    -intense and serious but soft
    -…is he ok?
    -all of the above
  • serve up the good looks
  • jawlines that you can cut yourself on
  • lowkey gay
  • hair dye for days
  • ears pierced, rings on, and bracelets/necklaces dangling
  • killer fashion
  • wearing designer
  • (makeup on point; i will not stop talking about their contour)
  • WARNING: THE SAD ASPECTS ARE COMING UP
  • pay the price of fame by working and practicing tirelessly all the time
  • taking breaks? never heard of her
  • you can’t get a significant other without being attacked but not like you have enough time in the first place
  • s t r e s s
  • sharing a dorm, which isn’t necessarily bad, i just personally feel they need their own privacy to recharge themselves
  • sasaeng “fans”
  • Warning: imma lighten the mood and put stuff that makes me feel personally attacked
  • unnecessary hip thrusts smh doesn’t mean i don’t like it tho
  • lip biting
  • ripping off their shirts
  • *searches up “exo cane dance”* OH SHIT THERE IT IS. 
  • winking  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • some soft shit:
    -blowing kisses
    -smiling
    -laughing
    -when you can see their genuine happiness
  • with one look, you kill multiple fangirls
  • on various levels on the ability to speak english
  • so much appreciation for the fans, i cri
  • create memories and pave new roads for future groups
  • BECOME AN ICONIC LEGEND