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Musicals as Restaurants

Please take these with a grain of salt!

Hamilton - Chipotle 

Everyone has heard of it, even when there’s controversy around it people still go, and it’s undeniably ethnic but white girls love it.

Phantom of the Opera - McDonald’s

It’s the first example that comes to mind, has been running for a long, long time, and is of questionable quality.

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 - That One Weird Place 

Your friend swears that it’ll take off, but then it actually does?? And you thought no one liked it two months ago!

Dear Evan Hansen - Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Stores

Whoa this is sooooooo edgy!!! Definitely not done before!!!! Who’s heard of musicals about teen angst?? (But tbh you love it anyway)

Wicked - Burger King

Like McDonald’s, but not as old, good, or popular.

Feel free to add more!

  • Mila: I want it to be Yakov day every day!
  • Yakov [nodding]: Very nice.
  • Yuuri: Here, Yakov, let me refill your glass.
  • Viktor: You must be dehydrated from being so wonderful.
  • Yakov: Take it down a notch or two.
  • Yurio: H-Hey, Yakov, remember when we did that thing that was fun and memorable?
  • Yakov [whispering]: That’s pathetic.