silly chloe headcanons
  • “whatever happened to that old medieval brand chivalry? you know where knights laid themselves facedown in the mud and let you walk across their backs so your dress wouldn’t get dirty.” 
    • “that’s….not how that goes, chloe.” 
    • “oh thank god, patent the idea for me, and do you think kim would be interested?”
  • she holds the record for most online purchases made while procrastinating during a single class period (five Lancôme palettes, four Louis Vuitton handbags, three Chanel dresses, and seventeen Louboutin heels). thank you unlimited platinum credit cards. 
  • “wait…you only have one bathroom in your whole house!?”
  • chloe forgot about a history exam one day and straight up slipped mme. bustier an envelope of €500 so that she could “overlook this whole test thing.”
    • she got sent to the principal’s office, all the while complaining that “daddy bribes his staff to overlook things all the time!”
  • whenever chloe insults someone, adrien blackmails her by saying he’ll reveal her crunchyroll premium account and all of her fandom blogs if she doesn’t apologize that same day. it’s his most effective method of keeping her in check, and she highly resents it
  • she’s super instagram famous and likes to post a lot of makeup videos, fashion hauls, and nail tutorials when she’s bored
    • no one will admit to it, but everyone in the class watches her instagram videos all the time because holy shit her highlight is immaculate and how on earth does she get her nail gradients to look so neat?
  • she’s scarily good at the knife game??? one day she was bored in class and was fiddling around with her metal nail file and pretty soon she was an expert. it’s great for scaring away stupid boys who try to bother her during study hall. 
  • one time marinette was complaining in the hallway that she forgot her eyeliner at home and didn’t have anything to touch up her makeup with, and on instinct chloe pulls out her emergency makeup kit and asks “pencil, gel, or liquid?”
    • she may hate the girl but forgetting your touch up bag at home is about the most tragic thing chloe’s ever heard in her life
  • “im a very charitable person! just this morning i told a woman leaving her hotel room that her dress looked like a burlap sack that a drunk, colorblind, has-been artist just finished throwing up all over. a lesser person would’ve let her walk outside in that monstrosity.” 
Sugar Baby Education 101: 7 Etiquette Habits

It is a big part of sugar baby’s lifestyle to be comfortable go out on dates with their SDs to high-end restaurants, opening galleries, charities, fundraisers, and balls. What most newbies do not know/lack is the proper etiquette habits. 

For those men who surround themselves with successful people 24/7, would be a big turn off to be with a young lady who does not know how to behave and know the unspoken rules in the public. It is important for all sugar babies to know how to act classy and elegant, take your time, don’t be in a rush, be sophisticated and be a mystery for your SD. 

When you are dating a millionaire, the right manners and ways of conducting yourself assume an even a greater importance since they indicate grooming and class – qualities which are important in the upper classes.

Here are a few tips on dating etiquette if you are seeing someone rich and successful and wish to come off as his/her ideal partner.

#1 How to Communicate

  • Not every thought that comes into your head should come out of your mouth. Vet your thoughts. Speaking your mind does not mean sharing every thought. Some thoughts are not appropriate and could cause irreparable damage to your relationships.
  • Never gossip. Most gossip is bad, negative and damages relationships.
  • Look everyone in the eye for no more than 5 seconds at a time, then divert your glance for another 5 seconds. Practice will turn this into a habit. 
  • Make eye contact with people you speak with.
  • Never criticize, condemn or complain about anyone to another relationship. It’s a giant red flag. People will assume that you are bad mouthing them and will try to stay away from forming any strong relationships with you.

#2 Focus on your partner

When dating a rich man , it is important to let them know you value the time and effort your partner is spending on you. And one of the best ways to do this is by being attentive to your date. Maintain steady eye contact with him and listen actively to what he has to say. Smile often and present a positive body language. Also avoid fiddling with our phone (do not take pictures of the food, take snapchat of yourself, etc. do not present yourself as immature girl.). Unless you’re on call at a high-pressure job, you have no excuse for frequently checking your PDA. Flashing expensive technology makes you look self-absorbed and immature. If you must take a call or check a text, apologize for being rude, and tell your date why it’s necessary.

#3 Eating Etiquette

Believe it or not, most people don’t know how to eat. In the adult world of the successful, you need to know how to eat at social settings. Let’s go down the list:

  • As soon as you sit in your chair take the napkin off the table and drape it over your lap.
  • Never begin eating until everyone has their meal.
  • Never chew with your mouth opened.
  • Never talk while you’re chewing your food.
  • Never dip any food you’re eating into a sauce everyone is using.
  • Don’t wolf down your food. Eat at the same pace as everyone else at the table.
  • Never hold a spoon, fork or knife with your fist.
  • Outside fork is for salads, inside fork for the meal.
  • Never make gestures while your utensils are in your hands.
  • Never reach for anything like salt and pepper. Always ask someone to pass things like that.
  • Don’t slouch at the table. Sit straight up.
  • After the meal, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and make sure you don’t have any food in your teeth. Carry a toothpick or something similar in your wallet or purse wherever you go.
  • If your date orders, compliment his choices, whether it is his choice of dessert or the wine. At the end of the dinner, thank your partner for inviting you out and don’t leave it for the next day.Focus

#4 Dress Etiquette

When dating a millionaire, it is crucial to turn out in a classy and elegant manner. Adopt a personal style which highlights your best features and above all, get the basics of grooming right. Even though you may not be able to afford a Louis Vuitton handbag or a Cartier watch, ensure that whatever you are wearing is suits you and is appropriate for the occasion.

  • Work and Job Interviews – Some professions have special purpose clothing like construction, roadwork, electricians etc. If you work in an office, dress like your boss or your boss’s boss. In some offices it’s business casual, in others, it’s a suit and tie for men. For women its slacks, or skirts with open collars, heels or no heels are ok.
  • Weddings, Wakes, Funerals –  In most cases, this will be suit and tie for men. For women, it’s the same as work clothes but many women like to wear more formal gowns or a more stylish cocktail dress, usually worn with heels. Some cultures have special dress codes you need to be aware of.
  • Formals – Usually formals are black tie optional, black tie or white tie for men. Optional usually means a dark suit, tie or black bow tie, dark shoes. Black tie means black tuxedo, dark shoes, white tie means black tailcoat, white wing-collar shirt, white bow tie, black shoes for men. For women, it’s a long formal gown or short cocktail dress or dressy long skirt and top, usually worn with heels. White ties are very rare.

#5 Introducing Yourself

In life, you will be forced into situations where you will meet new people. This is an opportunity to develop valuable relationships.

There are 5 basic rules to making introductions:

  • Smile
  • Firm Handshake
  • Make Eye Contact
  • In one sentence explain who you are, why you’re there and who you know at the event
  • Ask Questions About the Person You are Introducing Yourself to.

#6 Basic Manners

  • Yes
  • Please
  • Thank you
  • Be punctual (Being punctual is especially important when dating the rich since for them time is money, and as soon as they find you tardy, they will see you as a waste of time.)
  • Excuse me when interrupting or entering a conversation
  • Don’t interrupt someone while they are talking
  • Don’t roll your eyes when someone says something you disagree with
  • Don’t look away when someone is talking to you
  • Never check your cell phone when talking to someone
  • Stay positive and keep criticisms and negative comments to yourself
  • Compliment, compliment, compliment
  • Thank anyone hosting an event, dinner etc.
  • Never curse or use inappropriate language during social events
  • Never be rude

#7 Learn to handle embarrassing moments

No one is born with perfect manners and it is all a matter of practice. So while dating your SD if you realize that you have committed a faux pas, make as little of it as possible. Ignore whatever you did or didn’t do and force your mind onto something else. Go on smoothly as if nothing happened and very soon people around you will do the same.

21 of Karlie Kloss’s Favorite Things

Anyone who follows Karlie Kloss on Instagram knows that the supermodel lives the ultimate glam life. But when she isn’t busy walking the runway for designers like Carolina Herrera and Marc Jacobs or traveling the world for fashion shoots, InStyle’s June cover star keeps things real. She spends her down time working out, cooking, and coding (a passion that led her to develop Kode with Klossy, a program that teaches girls to become leaders in technology). And as with everything she does, Kloss makes it all look effortless.

With access to the best of the best—in terms of fashion, beauty, food, you name it—we wanted to know what Kloss currently covets most. Scroll down for 21 of her favorite things.

“Adidas Stan Smith sneakers.”

“L’Oreal Paris Voluminous Original Mascara.”

“Post Ranch Inn Big Sur.”

“My Louis Vuitton handbag. It’s super chic and classic.”


“‘Green Light’ by Lorde and ‘Classic’ by The Knocks.”

“Anything Solid & Striped.” 

“Egg Shop in NYC.”

“Manolo Blahnik’s classic black pump.”

“A Curious Mind: The Secret to a Bigger Life, by Brian Grazer and Charles Fishman.”

“A Joanna Vargas facial.”

“Samsung 360 Camera.”

“Adidas by Stella McCartney gear.”

“Paris or Sydney.”

“A cotton t-shirt from the Express Karlie Collection.”

“L’Oreal Paris Colour Riche Collection Exclusive Nude Lipcolor in Eva’s Nude.”

“A Vitamix!”

“FRAME denim’s Karlie Forever Distressed Skinny Jeans.”

“Carolina Hererra ‘Good Girl.’”

“Anything with hot sauce.”



anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I request Jumin with an MC who doesn't really like designer clothes? Jumins like "c'mon MC, this is Vera Bradleys new expensive dress line" and MCs all like 😬😬😬

Thank you for waiting and thank you for your request! I feel I might have drifted off topic just a bit (I need to work on this) but the overarching plot was related… I think.
I hope you enjoy!

“Not even this Louis Vuitton handbag?” He stated in shock as you walked away giggling to yourself.
Jumin hadn’t gotten the chance to give you a present for your birthday due to the amount of paperwork his job had drowned him in. Not to mention the many business trips that had been squeezed into the short period of time surrounding your birthday. He knew that work wasn’t an excuse to miss your birthday but you just accepted his situation, knowing that nothing would come from getting mad. You knew that he would always put you first so this time, you forgave him and happily went shopping with him.

This trip was mainly a chance for Jumin to redeem himself for his absence during your birthday however you had different plans in mind. You thought you would take a little ‘revenge’ on him just for a little fun because you had never been interested in the high end brands Jumin had been exposed to all his life. You wanted something different from him, not something materialistic that you could buy.
But you wouldn’t tell him until he realised it himself.

The two of you walked through the shopping complex situated on the higher end of the city, explaining the pricey tags placed on all the products being presented for those who had money to see. Despite Jumin’s numerous attempts to find something that you could possibly desire, you continued to play it cool and cause him to chase after you.
“Valentino handbag?”
“No thanks.”
“Shoes from Gucci?”
“Nuh uh.”
“What about the new line of coats from Burberry?”
You shook your head and continued on walking down this seemingly endless hallway, secretly enjoying the increasing look of confusion on Jumin’s face at he was just at a loss of what to do. You enjoyed that he was now the one chasing you. You felt a bit mean but honestly it was entertaining to see the cold CEO lost for words over a simple birthday present.

You stopped in your tracks when he called out your name.
“What do you want?” he asked, now taking the time to catch up to you,“I’ll get you anything.”
You turned your figure around completely and placed your finger on his chest, looking directly into his eyes,“I don’t want anything. I’ve told you this.”
His eyes just seemed to plead,“But you must want something.
You shook your head and straightened your posture while crossing your arms,“Until you realise what I want, I won’t be telling you anything.”

He seemed to think long and hard, even on the way back, he stayed silent in thought. It was only during dinner, a few hours later, that he finally opened his mouth.
“I’ll be taking a week off work,” he announced, cutting into the steak that had been laid before him. You almost dropped your glass when he told you the new piece of information as you just asked him why.
“To make up for the time I was away from you,” he smiled as he put down his utensils and looked at you with a face of adoration,“If I can’t buy something for you. I’ll find out what your interests are and start planning in advance for next year.”
You couldn’t help but smile as Jumin had gotten on the track you had wanted him on the entire time. All you wanted was to spend time with him, not for him to waste money of items that you would be too scared to use. The smile on your face and enticed Jumin to reach his hand over to your cheek, caressing it a few times before he returned to his meal.
You sighed in relief as you felt the weight had been lifted off your shoulders, Jumin was still learning what it was to be 'considerate’ and 'understanding’. He knew the concepts but due to the environment used to live in, those were concepts far from his reach.
You could see how he was growing and you couldn’t help but feel warm with happiness.

“Are you definite you do not want that Louis Vuitton handbag?” he asked when you had finally established that he was growing.
You just shook your head in disappointment,“Yes Jumin, I am 'definite’.”
He only mumbled to himself in reply to your answer.

“I think I’ll get you the bag for Christmas.”