louis was right!

The caption on Louis’s magazine cover 😐😐😐

Like, the new direction joke? My brother just made that, at the same time he conflated Zayn leaving with the band break-up. It’s been done to death. And I can almost guarantee “became his own man” will be the opposite.

I have zero good feelings. Pretty pictures of Louis come by the hundreds, they’re really not enough to get me excited. I know the fandom wants to celebrate happy things, but I really don’t think this qualifies. Going through archives of his photos would give me the same happy feelings without the negative consequences.

So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

he’s gonna start reciting a poem any minute.


honestly the fact that right now louis is most likely stuck with the same shitty record label and working with the same people he did back on the x factor while harry gets to duet onstage with stevie nicks in front of a crowd of industry greats really shows you how gigantic the gap between the two of them is. 

this disparity has been glaring for years but at this point in time the divide is the biggest it’s ever been and i’m so angry that louis always gets the short end of the stick. he’s sacrificed so much for the band over the years and stood up for all of them and he gets nothing in return and i don’t understand how anyone in this fandom can act like things are normal and totally okay when they’re so clearly not.

who does he have in his corner? who is standing up for him and trying to help him? because it’s not looking so good from where i’m standing and i’m fucking livid about it.

anonymous asked:

everyone who meets harry: harry is a natural born star there's just something effortlessly magnetic about him he's just so special on his own without even trying. harry's team: you know what we should do? fabricate an intricate fake image built on nothing but lies to make harry seem like the heterosexual rockstar i wish i was when i was younger.

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