Lilly : Ok, c’est à moi ? Logan. Logan : Vérité. Lilly : Qu’est-ce que tu as pensé de Veronica la première fois que tu l’as vue ? Logan : Je sais pas, j’ai pensé qu’elle était bonne. Veronica : J’avais 12 ans quand tu as emménagé ! Logan : Oh, et comme si tu ne le faisais pas exprès, avec ton short et tes grandes chaussettes. Veronica : C’est mon uniforme de foot ! Logan : Et alors! Ça a marché !
It starts when Louis decides that he wants to lose his cherry and announces that he thinks the best way to do that is by going to a gay club. Naturally, Harry can’t let him go alone, so he tags along and spends the night rating guys with Louis until someone finally catches Louis’s eye.
Harry shoves him out to dance with the guy, and he can already tell that it’s going to be a quick and dirty hook up, so he’s not surprised that Louis and the guy disappear into the bathroom ten minutes later.
It is a surprise when Louis comes out not even two minutes later, pale and clammy, grabs Harry by the hand and drags him right out the door.
Somehow Harry comes to the decision that it would be a good idea for him to be in the room with Louis while Louis gets laid.
Louis has had a strict Christian upbringing that he never realized he resented until he meets Harry Styles, a boy who lives to rebel and doesn’t give a damn what anyone else thinks. But the better he gets to know Harry, the more he begins to realize that maybe Harry does care. And maybe “the children who God forgot” are closer to God than the devout will ever be.
“Listen. We’ll spend the next month pretending to be madly, outrageously in love. And then, we’ll stage a breakup so horrendous and heartbreaking that Liam and Zayn regret setting us up on this ridiculous blind date for the rest of their lives. You in?”
The Valentines Day themed AU where Liam and Zayn won’t leave Louis alone about his policy against dating, Louis enlists Harry on the fake boyfriends adventure of a lifetime, and Niall is not above bribing everyone with food to get what he wants.
“I don’t have a good past. With boys. I’ve dated some crap guys who’ve done terrible things to me and I've…I’ve done some crazy shit with some guys, and Niall and Liam have always pulled me through, they’ve always had my best interests in mind. And they…they don’t think that you’re good for me.” Louis finished, sighing and looking down at the tiles. “And the least I can do is listen to them, because I really do adore you, but if I get with you and I fuck things up, like I tend to do, then I’ll lose their trust and yours, and I don’t want that. I can’t–I can’t deal with that. It’d kill me.”
[AU where Louis does ballet and Harry is the epitome of everything Louis’ friends want him to stay away from]
Hehe, I did some good ol' fashioned Googling to see how tall Louis actually is, and he's around 172cm tall. That puts him at 5'7 or nearly, almost, sorta 5'8. So, sorry Louis; you're definitely not 5'9! :D