louis looks so gay

  • Larries: Louis is so gay. Look at him.
  • Everyone else: He identifies as straight.
  • Larries: Omg, stop assuming that straight is the default!
  • Everyone else: I'm not. He literally said he is straight. Right there.
  • Larries: Um, hello! The closet exists!
  • Everyone else: Yes, but who are you to say that he's IN the closet? And if he was, why are you trying to force him out?
  • Larries: ...You're so homophobic.

anonymous asked:

this is another anon anyway so i googled plausible deniability but i still dont get what it means? ahhaha

“He’s very excited with what’s going on at the moment and I feel that stuff like that happens sometimes.”

“He’s taking it very seriously.”

well everyone seems to have a hard time mentioning PREGNANT, BABY, LOUIS IS GOING TO BE A DAD and a damn CONGRATULATIONS, we CELEBRATED on the tour bus, and we are SHOPPING for BABY CLOTHES, we are teasing him that he’s gonna get puked on because that’s what’s normal and instead we get a:

“He’s very excited with what’s going on at the moment and I feel that stuff like that happens sometimes.

“He’s taking it very seriously.”

Yeah sure. He’s on tour. Their single is smashing all kind of records, his boyfriend is hot af and he loves him very much and they look to be very fricking happy.

I would be excited too. 

And about this:

Asked what his thoughts were on the lady of the hour, he added: “She’s really nice. She’s a lovely girl.”

Do you expect him to say she’s a gold digger who only agreed to do this stunt in return of a shit ton of money so that Louis can look more gay than ever by the reaction this babygate brings and oh now that we’re at this topic he’s kinda dating and has been dating his bandmate you know the curly one, he’s Harry Styles so yeah that.

anonymous asked:

I love how there are girls taking signs that say 'fuck me' or 'let me suck your dick' on them to their concerts but you only talk shit about Larries who bring Larry signs which the boys obviously don't mind considering Harry gave thumbs up to a girl that was holding a sign that said 'Larry stylinson' on it. You are constantly looking for excuses to talk shit about Larries as if there's anything wrong with shipping Louis and Harry and showing them support... smh

Here’s the thing… I disagree with this:

Just as much as I disagree with this:


Also, I don’t give a fuck who Harry gives thumbs up to. Larries are problematic and need to be stopped. I have a friend who recently left the Larrie fandom and she literally has to QUESTION HER SENSE OF REALITY when it comes to Harry and Louis because she had Larry Tunnel Vision for the longest time and lived in their little censored world of absolutes. It’s not okay for that part of the fandom to be able to do that to people. It’s awful that they can fuck with people’s minds like that.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH SUPPORTING HARRY AND LOUIS’ RELATIONSHIP.

I personally believe that Harry and Louis are in a real relationship. I support them fully, but I can’t support Larries who should know better than to act like they do.

Larries also do stuff like this:

This is nasty a’f and so many Larries have this mentality. This is NEVER okay.

I would link this post but I’m too scared you won’t click on it, and I’m the OP so it doesn’t matter.

  • Larries are so heterosexist. They use Harry and Louis being stereotypically “gay” as evidence for Larry being real which is gross.
  • They are way too in your face with Harry and Louis about their shipping. For example, that sign in Sweden: “If God hates gays, why do Harry and Louis looks so cute together”
  • They refuse to hear out any criticism and when someone explains to them in great detail with many receipts that they’re wrong, their most common response is “It’s just my opinion back off” or “Whatever, I’m going to keep doing it anyway.”
  • They don’t pay attention to the other boys and try to make everything about Harry and Louis (Larry Tunnel Vision)
  • Because they don’t care very much for the other boys they end up just believing whatever the official narrative tell them about Liam, Niall, and Zayn. That’s just one example of the rampant hypocrisy in that part of the fandom.
  • Anyone who disagrees with a Larrie is an Anti, even if they’re correct.
  • Larries ship Zerrie and Sophiam without question. When they preach their mission to be fandom detectives and get to the bottom of Modest’s bullshit, there is no space for them to be hypocrites.
  • Larries commonly make homophobic/racist remarks that make many LGBTQ+ people and POC very uncomfortable.
  • They’re obsessed with Larry coming out of the closet and even say things like “I’m going to drag them out of the closet myself” which is insensitive, and slightly homophobic.
  • Because when Harry and Louis interact like this it’s true love:

but when Zayn and Liam interact like this they’re bros:

Or when Larry act like this and it’s extreme thirst:

but when Ziam act like this they’re just bros:

I have a whole post about their double standards: HERE

Also, Elounor and Sophiam are exactly the same, but most Larries refuse to believe that Sophia is a beard. It’s not that I’m upset with them for not agreeing with me, It’s that they don’t look at and discuss the evidence in the first place.

Look through my Larries tag, and fandom bullshit tag, maybe it’ll help you get a little more perspective on the issue that are Larries before you come back into my inbox being aggressive and nasty for no reason.

anonymous asked:

Sassy/slutty Louis?? Any ship! Thank u<3

Sex in the suburbs, never was so good.

The girl doing his nails gave him a shocked expression “Are all men cheaters?” she asked with sadness in her eyes “Even the gay ones?” Louis looked at her, she looked so young and pretty. Life hadn’t taught her anything yet.

Louis thought his answer for a moment “Everyone is could be a cheater independently of his sex or sexuality; but there is one thing that you need to know, men cheat for the same reason that dog lick their balls… Because they can”

Or Louis is unhappily married and sleeps around, until he doesn’t.

kiss me hard before

Louis had a stressful day at work and he came home to see Harry fucking himself makes him furious.

The Rejects

“We weren’t rejects, just misunderstood.” Louis scoffs after stealing his coffee back.

“Please Li, you’re brilliant but can’t say hi to a stranger without questioning all your life choices. Harry can’t stop stealing or getting in trouble to save his life, Zayn can’t give two shits about anything and Niall is like an over excited puppy. Tickle him too hard and he’ll pee all over the rug.” Zayn shrugs his agreement.

“Yeah and what about you?” Liam questions, obviously hurt.

“I’m perfect.” Louis response with a devilish grin on his face as he flips invisible hair over his shoulder and Zayn snorts while rolling his eyes.

or

The one where Harry can’t stop stealing, Louis can’t stop fucking, Zayn can’t stop not caring, Liam can’t stop being awkward, Niall is probably hacking into the government, and none of them can figure out how they passed the academy.

Teen Idle

“Well, I’m a boxer. I hurt people for fun and money. You’re a prostitute, you fuck people for fun and money. We’re both pretty shitty.”

Or

Prostitute Louis meets Boxer Harry.

- Shelby.xx

anonymous asked:

Some people have their heads jammed so far up their own arses that they think Google ''scrubbed" Louis' search history so that when you look up the words 'louis tomlinson gay' you aren't automatically prompted. I guess nobody bothered to Google it because there are articles dating back five years saying that certain terms are a policy violation therefore excluded on grounds of taste or legality. Google has been sued before over autofill and "gays" are listed as one of their protected groups.

you are absolutely correct anon…just google “is Elton John” and see what it autofills it with lol if their google-fu was as good as they claim, they’d know that

anonymous asked:

Larries suck????excuse me

Lmao. Yup. IMO most Larries suck.

Here’s why:

  • Larries are so heterosexist. They use Harry and Louis being stereotypically “gay” as evidence for Larry being real. Which is gross.
  • They are way too in your face with Harry and Louis about their shipping. For example, that sign in Sweden: “If God hates gays, why do Harry and Louis looks so cute together”
  • They refuse to hear out any criticism and when someone explains to them in great detail with many receipts that they’re wrong, their most common response is “It’s just my opinion back off” or “Whatever, I’m going to keep doing it anyway.”
  • They don’t pay attention to the other boys and try to make everything about Harry and Louis
  • Because they don’t care very much for the other boys they end up just believing whatever the official narrative tell them about Liam, Niall, and Zayn. That’s just one example of the rampant hypocrisy in that part of the fandom.
  • Anyone who disagrees with a Larrie is an Anti, even if they’re correct.
  • Larries ship Zerrie and Sophiam without question. When they preach their mission to be fandom detectives and get to the bottom of Modest’s bullshit, there is no space for them to be hypocrites.
  • Larries commonly make homophobic/racist remarks that make many LGBTQ+ people and POC very uncomfortable.
  • They’re obsessed with Larry coming out of the closet and even say things like “I’m going to drag them out of the closet myself” which is insensitive, and slightly homophobic.
  • Because when Harry and Louis interact like this it’s true love:

but when Zayn and Liam interact like this they’re bros:

Or when Larry act like this and it’s extreme thirst:

but when Ziam act like this they’re just bros:

There is tons more but I really don’t feel like putting it all in here because then this post would get too long and you already see my point.

So yeah, Larries suck and they need to fix themselves real quick because I’m about to cross the borders between 1D sub-fandoms and kick their asses.