louis in sweats

I was just listening to the radio and they started playing two ghosts and the radio hosts were like ‘this song’s is apparently rumoured to be about Louis Tomlinson’ and then another host was like ‘some say that it’s about Taylor Swift’ and the first radio host just screamed 'NOOO’ like firstly yes girl I agree 100% and secondly this song has brought out people talking about Larry, like the radio hosts were literally like 'if you’re in the Larry fandom this is one for you’, by picking two ghosts as a single they’ve opened up a huge can of worms because majority of people do think that it’s about Louis which is just going to make the general public go wtf why? what’s Larry?? Like my mom legit turned to me and was like 'why do they think it’s about Louis??’, basically Larry is probably going to be getting a lot more exposure so good luck to anyone that looks it up

Since we’re talking about soundchecks when I went to the Take Me Home soundcheck someone asked the question “would you rather be a unicorn or a leprechaun” and Niall goes a leprechaun obviously I’m Irish and then I think Liam goes to answer next and Niall interrupts him and looks straight at the fan and says “why would you even ask a stupid question like that knowing what my answer would be” and the room fell silent and I was trying my hardest not to burst out laughing but then everybody skipped that question and moved on and this was one of the best moments of my life

  • Harry: [puts on his suit]
  • Harry: something's not right.
  • Louis: what do you mean? You look wonderful
  • Harry: Something is off. It needs to be more.../provocative/... [rips all the buttons out of his shirt]
  • Louis: ..,,,you could h-have [sweating],....just unbuttoned it....ffuck ddamn
historical summaries: the french revolution
  • louis xvi: well we have no money because i can’t budget for shit! guess the third estate better pull their weight again
  • third estate: how about we call an estates-general
  • louis xvi, sweating profusely: o-ok
  • first and second estates: Hmm well it is nice to not pay taxes so this meeting is adjourned
  • third estate: Right well in that case this country is also adjourned
Valentines Day

In which Harry surprises his lovely girlfriend with an interesting game on Valentines Day.

A/N: Well! I kept you waiting long enough but it’s finally here, and just in time.  I hope you’ve all had a lovely Valentines Day! xx

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