louis and zayn are just chillin and then

anonymous asked:

You may have answered this before and if so I do apologize in advance lol but I know you're a hardcore Larry shipper and new Ziam shipper (yay!) and I was just wondering what gif or video you watched that made you step back and think "hold on.."? :)

No word of a lie, I actually started going through my YouTube history to see if I could find the exact video. But there is a limit to my OCD and after about a minute I hit it.

I think the Larry thing really started with this Buzzfeed article by @mattbellassai​ 46 Times Harry Styles And Louis Tomlinson Proved They Belong Together. I GENUINELY assumed that they were a couple after reading that.

When I found out they weren’t and then started hearing about the closeting I was like…

And I don’t say ‘rumoured closeting’ because any couple who has this many goddamn tattoos are clearly in a romantic long-term relationship:

THE DAGGER! 

I die…

Anyway, Ziam wasn’t even really on my radar because I had my Larry goggles on and that’s all I really had time to focus my energy on. I mean, there were some things that were like, ‘Hi, I’m a red flag…’

Like why sit so close? Zayn’s knee is literally on Liam’s thigh. And Liam loves it.

Oh and why stare at Zayn’s crotch like that, Liam? Why?

Again, so close

No chill on stage

Then I finally watched this video and I was like, ‘Goddamn, it.’

Just…ok????

What do I even do with that information?


People say they’ve kissed onstage but it’s about as conclusive as the Wellington video

Zayn admitted kissing Liam though

And Liam confirmed this

Zayn goes for the crotch first when Liam falls

And Liam’s just chillin like, yeah keep your hand there it’s fine.

Anyway…I totally forgot what your question is. I’m too mad that these hot dudes are gay for each other and that I’m not one of them. 

It’s

Just

Not

FAIR

Like

Seriously

I gotta go

Imagine:

You hummed as you went through your purse in search of your car keys, nearly bumping into the front door in the process. 

University wasn’t as bad as everyone made it seem. Everyone was kind to each other, and the teachers were as helpful as ever. You had even made a couple friends. Your phone buzzed in your pocket and you pulled it out, bringing it up to your ear. 

“Hello?" 

"Y/N! How’s our college girl?” You heard Zayn’s soft voice from the other end of the phone.

“She’s doing great. Thanks for calling in, Zayn.” You laughed. “How’s the tour going?" 

"It’s goin’ great as well. We have a week until our next concert so the boys and I are just chillin’.” He said casually. You heard the familiar strum of Niall’s guitar in the background. 

“Oh, yeah? Sounds fun. I have a project that’s due next month, so I don’t get to ‘chill.’” You quoted, finally finding your keys after what felt like a trillion seconds of rummaging. 

“You know, you really shouldn’t leave your windows of your car open.” Zayn said quickly, making you stop in your tracks. 

“What?” You looked up and saw your red car, nearly dropping your phone when you saw the boys sitting on the roof.

“Y/N!” Louis whipped his head around as he crouched on the roof. “It’s been a while, huh?” He asked as you walked over, still speechless. 

“It’s been seven months.” You whispered. They had changed so much. “Harry, your hair! You look like Tarzan. Guys.. what are you doing here?” You grinned. 

“Is that the only thing you have to say to us?” Niall snorted. 

“Oh, yeah. Get the hell off my car." 

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a/n

credits to the owners of the gif!

bestfriend!onedirection

caitiln x 

Can we just talk about this gif. Lol this is from a long time ago judging by Harry’s hair cut but this is my favorite gif rn. 

The one wrapping his hands around Harry is Louis ;)  

There’s Harry beaming as Louis grabs the back of his neck his neck. There’s the security guard literally moved blocking the view right when we all want to see what was happening. Then there is Niall who is just chillin’ in the background like “I’m the third wheel here and I don’t care.”

'Are we allowed to talk contraband in this?':

For anyone who hasn’t been able to watch the video: Edited transcript of Louis and Zayn’s smoke-filled ride from The Daily Mail site

Louis and Zayn leave the underground car park as they head to the stadium for the concert:


Minder: Well we got a full chicken.. we can take this to Jamaica, we don’t have anything in Jamaica set up

Unknown male: Are we allowed to talk contraband in this?

Louis: Yes of course. That’s what it’s about… Where’s the lighter? Can anybody pass me a lighter please? I want to light up. You got a lighter?

After much searching, Louis can be seen lighting up and heard coughing

Louis: So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days… What do you think Zayn? About that kind of content?

Zayn: I think it’s very controversial

Louis sees a police motorbike rider escorting their convoy

Louis: ‘That’s the police. That’s the po po… Nice. I’m trying to blow it into the camera. Smokescreen baby!… That’s just Zayn warming up there before the show. Zayn takes his job very seriously. He makes sure he goes through a two-hour intense warm up regime before every show, just to get himself in the zone. One very, very important factor to Zayn’s warm up, of course is Mary Jane herself. In fact I’m presenting it to him now for some fantastic singing

Louis passes Zayn the roll up cigarette

Louis: How is it Zayn?

Zayn: Nice

Louis: That’s the po po. One nil

Louis starts filming out the window

Louis: Get a bit of the culture. How’s that kind of culture?

Zayn: It’s great culture this. It’s going to be even greater culture when we get to Jamaica

Member of crew: I just got an update. We got chicken in Chile

Zayn: Chicken in Chile! Chile chicken

Louis: Yeh baby. That’s the po po. Two nil

Louis puts on an exaggerated dopey voice and sways the camera around:

Louis: F***ing ‘ell bro, I’m chillin. Oh my God bro. My ‘ed’s a wreck

Louis: It’s green only! Nig!

Louis: I’m just wondering now. I’m sitting here in Peru wondering will this come back to me? Who knows? Maybe, maybe not

Another police bike passes:

Louis: One nil b***h! Look at this b***h… He’s having a look. He’s thinking. I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there. And he’s hit the nail on the head

Zayn: Carl showed… me Kid Rock’s last book. And it’s about twice the size. Hard back. Black. Simple writing. No bulls***. No like ‘My favourite colour’s blue.. And all just sick pictures

Louis is passed the roll up by a crew member and zooms in on it:

Louis: Ooo Stubbsy!