Summary: a sexually frustrated middle aged man and horny nineteen year old, what could go wrong? 

Characters: Chris Pine x OFC

Warnings: Younger Girl, Sex; Language, Bluntly speaking about sex. You know, all that stuff.

Requested by.. well two anons:

I decided to combine the two requests, i thought it was something more fun. 

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Loud Head Cannon

Teen Great Grandma Harriet in the fifties. I could foresee her being an outcast for her ‘interests’. The fifties slang terms ‘Bad News’ (Which meant someone depressing back then instead of dangerous?) and ‘Fream’ (Someone who doesn’t fit in) would likely be applied to her a lot. However I think her future husband (Whom I’ve dubbed Louis ‘Lou’ ‘Lucky Lou’ Loud.) pined after her, despite trying to act cool. I’d imagine he’s just a big a goober as Lynn SR is, but just hides it due to his Greaser gang. His gang and friends would try to dis sway him from pursing ‘The witch bitch Harriet’ but he was naturally drawn to her. 

At first she didn’t really believe he wanted to date her, and wasn’t into his ‘too cool’ attitude. However she would crumble to his constant attempts, no matter the rejection she gave, and went on a date with him. She took him to an old, rundown coffee shop, whipped out a ouija board and asked him to try and contact his dead relatives.Mostly to scare him and to get him to leave her alone. Only Lou did as instructed, and while they didn’t get his favorite uncle like he wanted, they had a good time.

As for why Harriet is the way she is, I imagined her parents are a little older than most. She’s the seventh and youngest child of the family, and all her older siblings died at one point or another. The eldest in the second world war, a few got sick, one was still born, car accident, ect, ect. So her home is full of things from her dead siblings and Harriet has to listen to her mother talk about them constantly. With six perfect, angel sibling to live up to Harriet chose to not even try (her mother was never satisfied, she did love Harriet but she was just very depressed about her lost babies.) She hadn’t known her siblings very well, she had only met a few, but she tried to get to know them with the occult. This lead her into the world of ‘magic’ and other taboo things of the time. As for her dad, he was a man of few words, contrasting with his chit chatty wife, but did care for his family and just wanted to see Harriet happy. (He was a big, tough, wood worker, and was very suspicious of Lou at first, much to the greaser’s intimidation.)

(Stuff I used in this picture) 

All black, no colour.

Hats more like a sun hat, yellow, black ribbon, with a veil.

anonymous asked:

Can anons answer your top 5 question?! And here's hoping you know the moments I'm talking about... (I'm not a giffer unf). 1-Harry pining Lou against a wall w/one arm, both w/sleepy bedroom eyes & looking interrupted. (xfactor?) 2-Harry's whisper to Lou on stage that gave him a major, long-lasting woody 3-gum unwrapping session 4-video diaries - several diff moments of Harry watching Louis' lips, inches away 5- on stage, when Louis puts his fingers xed to his heart while looking at Harry.

1. this 

or this (i think you mean this)

it’s funny that we have choices because there’s so many

2. this was on stage in front of thousands idk if you know that

3. in all honesty look at the puppy boyfriends playing

whoa that escalated quickly

4. there was so many but this will work because

harry was not going to stop he just wasn’t

5. idk if this is what you meant but honestly thanks louis and we know

1-5 illustrated excruciating detail on why these two are happy and in love

The King Of Spades

By: Hooliganhearts

Undercover Metropolitan Police officer DC Louis Tomlinson has worked his way up the ranks of a prominent London crime family without raising suspicion, but when he finds himself pitted against a rising crime boss with a police background and a favoured employee by the name of Harry Styles, everything starts to unravel. Finding himself in the middle of an escalating war between two bosses whose bad blood runs deep into a violent past, Louis has to be even more careful where he steps in case his big secret catches up to him – and if it does, he knows he won’t survive it.

Not to mention he’s falling for someone he can’t have – whose earnestness and honesty is a bright spot in a dark world – he can’t sleep because his nightmares haunt him and he’s in way over his head, but it’s just a game, always just a game, and if Louis plays his cards right he might just make it out alive.

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