lots of cactus here

For all of you that want to go or live in the great 'ol western side of the world...

I LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.
DO NOT COME HERE. ITS A LIE.
ITS JUST FULL OF RACIST, OLD WHITE GUYS IN COWBOY HATS YELLING ABOUT GUNS.
DO NOT PASS GO.
DO. NOT. COLLECT. 200. COWS.