My brother and I were singing along to ’ ‘Kiwi’ and my brother goes “Kiwi stands for ‘Kendall I Wasn’t Interested’ ” and I swear that’s one of the truest things I’ve ever heard my brother say

self care tips!! uwu

-hydrate

-find pigs to eat

-become so obsessed with killing a pig that you ignore every other sense of reason

-paint your face

-offer a pigs head to your mental demons

-separate yourself from society and create a tribe of chaos and savagery 

-throw a boulder at a boy who was trying to retain order in your falling apart civilization, killing him instantly

-find someone who is better than you at things and destroy him 

-set the island on fire