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anonymous asked:

Hi! Ive had a really rough week because someone started a really really hurtful rumour about me and a lot of people think it's true! Could I have some headcanons on how Roadhog and Junkrat (seperately) would comfort their s/o? Thank you so much!

Roadhog


  • He goes with a materialistic manner at first
    • Handful of jewels in your face
    • when that doesn’t work he sits down
    • Lets you rant to him
  • If there’s someone that needs to be ‘taken cared of’
    • they just dissappear
    • And he gently pats your back afterwards
  • If it’s just general stress
    • He’s a little bit more lost
      • Not really good with emotions
    • eventually just rubbing your back

Junkrat


  • As soon as he sees your down
    • He bounds over
    • Peppering your face with kisses
  • If this doesn’t work then he’ll try doing something else
    • like sitting down next to you 
      • just cracking jokes
    • He’ll keep telling them until you give him a shaky laugh
  • If you tell him what’s bothering him
    • He’ll do his best to listen
  • Pulling you out of your room
    • He’ll just drag you around
    • Getting some boba
was {looping}

not right
not sad
not difficult
not rebellious
not saved
nor abandoned
not won
not lost
not winner
not loser
not judge
not victim
not accused
not accuser
not hurt
and certainly not
wicked…

only loved
and maybe
comforted

…i never
wanted
to be

only

Day 26

What excites you most about reaching your ugw?

I!!! WONT!!! BE!!! FAT!!! ANYMORE!!!!
CUTE CLOTHES

CUTE PEOPLE LIKING ME

EX GF REALIZING SHE REGRETS BREAKING UP WITH ME MAYBE 

CUTE GUYS

CUTE GIRLS

LIKING CUTE ME

BEING CUTE KLJDAKLDJL

WEARING PASTEL PINK AND LOOK AESTHETIC AND SOFT

MY PARENTS BEING PROUD IM NOT FAT ANYMORE

NOT BEING A GIANT DISAPPOINTMENT ANYMORE

SEEING PEOPLE AFTER NOT SEEING THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEM BEING COMPLETELY SHOOK AT HOW MUCH WEIGHT I’VE LOST

NOT DREADING CHURCH

NOT DREADING SCHOOL

LOOKING FUCKING AMAZING IN SWIM SUITS

THE BEACH 

NOT DREADING GOING OUT IN PUBLIC IN GENERAL

PEOPLE WISHING THEY LOOKED LIKE ME

PEOPLE PICKING ME UP AND CARRYING ME AROUND LIKE A DOLL

HE MIGHT START LIKING ME BACK

BEING ABLE TO TRY ON MY FRIENDS CLOTHES AND BORROW THEM WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THEM FITTING OR NOT

WEARING A XS INSTEAD OF AN XL

ALL OF THIS MISERY AND STARVING AND EVERYTHING FINALLY PAYING OFF

google gave me a christmas miracle

friends. family. something has just happened to me that is so totally wild i’m still reeling from it. this is the sort of story that you look at and you think is made up for notes. this is the sort of story you hear happening somewhere across the country and never happens to you personally. this is wild so i need you to hold in there okay.

  • rewind to like two weeks ago
  • it’s finals week
  • every day is a mountain of pain
  • i’m slogging through Absolute Misery 
  • 12 pages done on a paper that’s worth enough of my grade that 2 people in my class call it “the paper of pain”
  • the paper of pain 
  • my laptop is an old crotchety tin can who chugs and has a black bar across her screen bc of a loose cable 
  • i can’t afford a new one i’m a student who survives off of scholarships
  • her low whine is sort of comforting
  • i try to text above the keyboard, bc hubris is humanity’s true sin
  • i have shaky hands
  • the phone plunges like a meteor towards Tin Can
  • in that moment i swear we were infinite 
  • at contact, the computer winks out 
  • included below is image for proof of my Ultimate Misery
  • Student Shut Down Mode Activated
  • [brief period of serious introspection]
  • when capable of coherent thought, open chrome
  • lives again my document. in full. 
  • nothing is lost
  • not a word
  • is this how Frankenstein felt? suspended between life and death, beyond the realm of the physical, deeply ingrained with the cycle of life as a whole? at once fully one with the universe, and, yet, apart?
  • i am touched on a level that is so deep and personal that i think a rib snapped 
  • i heard angels. i forgave sinners. i knew the truth about area 51. it was all so clear from up here
  • so i decide to write a thank you note to google. 
  • i was raised very polite so this was important
  • “where do you write an email to google?” i type into google
  • google email unsurprisingly leads to google.mail
  • finally decide after hunting through several options that i was going to post in the open. where everyone can see. bare my soul. 
  • luckily i do that on the internet a lot
  • so on a help forum i ask where the heck i can find the email to thank the docs team. this is important. it is my Quest.
  • i explain in the post why this is important
  • post included below
  • in about a week, i get an email (not included, bc i have not asked permission, and i’m not rude)
  • email says basically “your post is funny and we would like your home address” 
  • i would sell my soul to you, google, if it is my home address you want, it is my home address you shall have
  • mysterious, yet friendly, command to “watch your mail!”
  • i finish finals week
  • i come home to a package
  • from: google inc.
  • for the second time, i cry bc of google
  • follows is the pictures of my new chromebook
  • happy holidays guys. 

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anonymous asked:

do you have any personal headcanons for each member of the gang?

most of my specific headcanons of the gang are like… design wise ya

this was from a long time ago, maybe one day i’ll actually finish it but for now the sketch of what i wish the height differences were…

Hiccup

  • he’s still skinny as a reed in httyd 2, but i would really to see more of scrawny lil hiccup. hiccup who tries to pick up something, can’t cause it’s heavy, but he’s not too put out cause he knows his limitations and finds a new way around his obstacle
  • p tall, only reason he’s taller than tuffnut is cause tuffnut slouches but he could be taller if he stood up straight
  • everyone in the group can pick him up, most of the time it’s astrid or fishlegs.
  • he’s a workaholic, he’s always busy. but he’s also good a shirking responsibility every so often to let loose but not for too long, he’s got a village to run
  • snorts when he laughs too hard, just like his dad
  • super dramatic sometimes, especially when he’s with astrid. he can do a p good impersonation of everyone in the lil gang
  • gets his leg stolen a lot, by toothless, by snotlout, etc
  • likes his sleep, he’ll work himself until he’ll pass out so he’s usually a mess in the morning and astrid kinda guides him out the door
  • drools when he sleeps
  • cracks his fingers and always likes to be fidgeting with something or another
  • scruffy 5 o’clock shadow cause he hasn’t slept in 2 days
  • also he forgets to shave a lot. eventually he grows a p decent beard but he’s not ready for that until he’s older

Astrid

  • waayyy buffer
  • gimme that muscular astrid. one who’s thigh is as big as her bf’s waist (hiccup is just so skinny) be can probably crush a watermelon between her thighs
  • loves braiding hair, so she’ll attack the guys every once in a while so she can get it out of her system. the hair guru of berk
  • would jump off a cliff in the heat of battle to attack an enemy
  • totally a morning person. Snotlout and her have a jogging route and are gym bros
  • shitty sense of humor. like really bad jokes that everyones just like why, theyre just… really bad
  • i kinda want her shorter than she is in the movies, like i wish hiccup was 6′0 and she’s 5′6 so he’s got half a foot on her and lets her know it
  • tries really hard at everything she does. but she’s human and makes mistakes and sometimes she tries too hard and it makes whatever it is worse aka snoggletog egg explosion
  • loves traditions
  • connects hiccups freckles
  • sleeps with so many weapons hidden in her room, axe under bed, knife under pillow, sword behind headboard. she has to get rid of this habit after she almost stabbed hiccup in the middle of the night when he got out of bed to pee

Snotlout

  • “don’t hate the player, hate the game” type of asshole
  • would wear basketball shorts in 3 feet of snow
  • always wears tanktops, he’d wear those obnoxious neon ones in modern au “suns out guns out” probably has some matching tank tops with astrid and they high five when they see they accidentally wore the same one cause gym bros
  • ready to fight everyone even tho i headcanon he’s only 5′2 or 5′3
  • likes abba, lots of pop music
  • he can grow a rug worth of hair everywhere except his face until he’s 30-40
  • then he gets that sweet spitelout beard
  • muscular but also has a lil bit of chub
  • eats pretty healthy, but he has a cheat day and eats GARBAGE with the twins
  • snotnuts brotp yes please thanks dreamworks for accepting this request i have high hopes for httyd 3 with those 3
  • answers the door in his underwear all the time and astrids like “can you pls put some clothes on” but he’s like nah
  • has a stepstool someone in the group gave him for secret odin and he acted all angry cause “i’m going to kill whoever gave this to me” and its like personalized with flame detailing. he still has it, and you can see him grouchily muttering as he pulls it out cause the twins put the eggs on the top shelf where he can’t reach

Fishlegs

  • the tallest!!! make him a giant!! i literally complain all the time about his height. he’s heavier than stoick yet stoick was 1 foot taller than him. i just was friendly giant fishlegs who slouches so he doesn’t seem as big to his friends and just wants to be a good guy
  • the Mom Friend ™️ he keeps everything in those fanny packs from bandaids to snacks. astrid could be fighting someone and he’d jog over and put a lil bandaid on her elbow
  • the biggest scaredy cat, hides behind astrid and maybe even snotlout, but if you hurt one of his friends/family boy you better run
  • he is canonically the strongest out of all the teens. let fishlegs bitch slap drago into a diffferent dimension 2k16
  • BEST HUGS, they prob have a group hug and he just wraps his arms around everyone and can pick em up
  • comes from a HUGE family, literally in numbers and size. the ingerman family is a huge family of distant cousins and uncles and aunts and cousins and grandparents, and theyre all giant, fishlegs is probably small compared to a lot of em
  • knits with his mom, has v meddling parents
  • reads all his poetry to meatlug, and if he were to ever be in a relationship, thered be a lot of poetry sent to the partner
  • hes just a good guy in general but also is super petty when it comes to snotlout so they’re always doing little jerky things to each other (tbh i am describing canon rn)
  • he wakes up reasonably early, not like astrid and snotlout. he likes to get up and relax before starting his day. he is probably the best cook out of everyone but that’s not really that hard

Tuffnut

  • an outtie belly button
  • probably can’t whistle
  • he tries, but… it’s just not whistling
  • has a lot of scars from ruffnut, like too many to count
  • he can recall all his scars and how he got them in vivid detail
  • the chillest out of everyone, like he’s just a relaxed dude most of the time. the least judgemental out of everyone in the group
  • brings out the fun/stupid side of snotlout, like together they amplify each others nonsense
  • memorizes plays/lines without realizing it. he can spew off shakespeare and when someone asks how he just recited the first act of hamlet, he shrugs
  • would rather be killed than owe people money. that doesn’t mean he won’t borrow money, it just means you prob aren’t gonna see that money again. but really any money he would ever take would be like 10 dollars max, the twins hate borrowing money
  • “You owe me like a dollar!” “you’ll have to kill me first!”
  • very thrifty, he makes a lot of his own clothing and puts together a lot of his own outfits. tuffnut does outfit, ruff does hair
  • talks to inanimate objects
  • modern au he’s prob high all the time, like no one really knows when he’s not high cause he’s p good at hiding it/is just strange 24/7 so you don’t know if it’s the weed or if it’s just him being himself

Ruffnut

  • chops off all her hair every couple years, just to switch things off
  • voice cracks a lot
  • an inch taller than tuffnut, but they’re both at least 6 foot, they just slouch a lot
  • real thin and spindley fingers, spidery unlike her brother who is bulkier and denser. doesn’t mean she can’t fight
  • a little more high strung than tuff, only cause she’s the one that’ll actually get shit done ya feel
  • only interested in muscle
  • Kinky™️
  • rips up her clothing but as long as it still covers the important stuff, she doesnt care
  • so tall, can probably rest her elbow on astrids shoulder #GirlGang
  • is the cruelest but can also be the kindest. aka will punish the most if deserved, but will also find hope when others think it’s lost
  • not a morning person at all, nope nah, will not be happy and will act like a cranky baby
  • she’s got the longest hair so…
  • can eat so much crap yet it doesn’t stay on, ever. nothing ever happens nothing
  • tbh my headcanon is ruffnut IS APPRECIATED MORE THAN SHE IS IN THE SHOW.
  • i just want them all to be friends
  • also has an outtie belly button
  • loves watching wwe