lost teddy bear

Lost And Then Found — Ted E. Bear’s Grand Aquarium Adventure

Late one afternoon, Security Officers Sylvia and Kevin found a lost teddy bear belonging to a visiting school. After locating the owners, they took him on a tour of the Aquarium to pass the time before he could be returned. Here is the tale of Ted E Bear’s Grand Aquarium Adventure.

Don’t worry, don’t panic. This has happened before.

Yep—I’m just here by myself, alone on the floor.
I guess things aren’t fine, since no adieu was truly bid…
Oh my goodness, my gracious, just where is my kid?!

Maybe the teacher brought everyone back to the kelp?
Nope, nobody. OK, uh—yeah, I may need a little help.

Excuse me coral, apologies, I don’t mean to vent
But perhaps you know where exactly my kid went?

I guess I’ll just finish the visit on my own, that’s not so bad.
When you’re happy as a clam there’s no reason to be sad.

*Sniff* No, this really isn’t fun to be alone with the fish!
I want to find my kid! Please, I just have this simple wish!

- Hey little buddy! Aw—are you lost my dear?
- Yes! I can’t find my kid! I’m alone forever I fear!
- What’s your name? We’re Kevin and Sylvia and we care.
- Thank you so much for your help. My name’s Ted E. Bear.

- Not to worry, helping you get unlost is part of our job!
- Really? Oh wow, oh thank you—you’re most—oh *SOB!*

There there Mr. Bear we’ll find your kid, post haste!
Now let’s make sure your visit doesn’t go to waste!

- Check it out, I helped raise this little purple-striped jelly!
- Wow, it’s really beautiful—awesome job there Tommy!
- Want to give it a shot? I’ll bet you’re great at animal care.
- Wow, I don’t think I could—I’m just a little plush bear!

- Nonsense, you got this. Here’s a scraper—it’s all in the wrist!
- How’s that?
- Perfect! Look at you—you’re a budding jelly Aquarist!

- Whoa, what’s this class—I get to feed the fishes?!
- Yep! But to pass, you’ll need to wash the dishes!

- The control room is cool!
- You’re eating it up like a glutton!
- What’s this switch here?

- Want to help us greet our guests—Jasmine needs an intern!
- Oh wow, a job at the Aquarium—it will be so much fun to learn!

Learn… Where do I remember hearing that word… SCHOOL!
My kid! I have to get back! But… working here would be so cool!

Oh me, oh my—I really want to help conserve the great blue sea!
And… being there for my kid is the way for me to fulfill my destiny!

- OK, let’s find my school—what assistance can I show?
- Oh, we already found them.
- Really, when?!
- About 8 hours ago.

- Well, then let’s get this show on the road!
Box me up, make sure I’m safe and stowed!
- Can do Ted E! We wish you the best on your journey!
Thanks for stopping by, say hello to your school family!

Dear Sylvia and Kevin, 
I made it back to class safe and sound.
The teachers were so happy to tell the kids I had been found.
Thanks for teaching me to find my dreams and in my heart carry ‘em.
Much love from your Beary-best friend, Ted- E, to the Monterey Bay Aquarium!

Thanks so much to Ms. Bizon’s class and the Sea Breeze School in Foster City for letting us host Ted E for the day—albeit accidentally! We hope to sea him again soon!


Go ahead and add more if you want!

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.”
“I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.”
“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
“When God made you, he was showing off.”
“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
“What time do you have to go back to Heaven?”
“Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.”
“Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.”
“Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?”
“Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.”
“If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”
“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
“There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.”
“Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.”
“There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?”
“I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?”
“You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.”
“Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

Cuddles and Teddy Bears

Word Count: 1679

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Fluff

A/N: Unbeta’d. Mistakes are mine. Written for @impalaimagining ‘s cheesy pickup line challenge. Prompt was: “I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle you instead?” 

“Jensen you don’t have to stay with me. Really. I’m OK.” Another wave of dizziness hit you right at that moment and you gripped the handle inside the SUV. Your 5-year-old daughter, Lily, sat between Jensen and you, swinging her legs and humming while Clif drove you home from the hospital.

You’d taken a nasty fall filming a scene. Jensen was supposed to grab you and stop you from falling. Instead, he grabbed you and tickled you, forcing you to launch yourself away. You were attached to bungee cords in the event that he missed, but the cords malfunctioned and you fell several feet flat on your back, neck, and head.

“You’re not OK.” Jensen argued. “And I’m the reason you got hurt on set so the least I can do is stay the night. Plus someone needs to help with Lily. You can’t handle her alone right now. Not with all the pain medication they gave you plus all the pain you’re gonna be in when they wear off.” Damn him. He was right, you hadn’t thought about that. That was the crappy side of being a single parent, you didn’t have anyone to watch her if things went bad.

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But imagine: initiate Chirrut, awestruck, lovestruck, forlorn, watching as initiate Baze sits still for hours in the temple gardens, skin and robes dabbed with sugar water, covered in a fluttering kaleidoscope of shifting butterfly wings as he feeds the gentle creatures because he’s worried that there aren’t enough flowers on Jedha to sustain them.

Imagine Chirrut with his heart so full he thinks it might break.

Imagine Baze unable to notice because why would anyone look at him anyway.

Pick up Lines--Karasuno Version
  • Daichi: Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Sugawara: They call me coffee. I grind so fine.
  • Asahi: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  • Tanaka: Forget about spiderman, superman, and batman. I’ll be your man.
  • Nishinoya: Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Ennoshita: If you were a movie, Id rate you 5 stars.
  • Narita: Are you a Camera? Cause everytime I look at you, I smile.
  • Kinoshita: If I had Captain Jack Sparrow’s compass, it would be pointing at you.
  • Tsukishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • Yamaguchi: Your smile is the most beautiful curve on your body
  • Kageyama: I think i’m in like with you.
  • Hinata: Guess what i’m wearing, the smile you gave me.
  • Kiyoko: I can turn your floppy disk into a hard drive.
  • Yachi: I ship us.
  • Takeda: If I used spell check it would turn you & I into us.
  • Ukai: Do you have a jersey because I need your name and number.
boyfriend bangtan

 boyfriend namjoon;
- neck kisses
- shopping trips
- enjoy having you just sitting on his lap
- “i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?”

boyfriend seokjin; 
- cooking together with you
- cheesy pick up line
- thigh hugs
- “did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?”

boyfriend yoongi; 
- forehead kisses
- arm over your shoulder
- flowers on anniversary
- “let me show you my tongue technology”

boyfriend hoseok; 
- thight hugs
- coffee dates 
- doing aegyo whenever your sad
- “here, come to my lap and hug me!”

boyfriend jimin;
- waist holding
- matching outfits
- travelling together
- “your lips look lonely. would they like to meet mine?”

boyfriend taehyung; 
- protective boyfriend
- asking you not to go out with other boys
- worried about you 24/7
- "where are you now? don’t you miss me? i miss you”

boyfriend jungkook;
- like to cuddling with you
- call you every morning
- reply your text with video
- "can i borrow a kiss? i promise i’ll give it back”

anonymous asked:

Got any super super obscure horror games you wanna talk about, it is spook month and I wanna be spooked!

Sure thing. I’m not sure what your definition of “super obscure” is, so I’m going by Steam reviews; every game on this list has received fewer than a thousand user reviews at the time of this post, and in most cases fewer than a hundred:

  • Cellar - An action puzzle game about a little girl searching a dark basement for her lost teddy bear while evading a child-eating ogre. Admittedly on the lighter end of the horror spectrum; the gameplay can be tense, but not really jump-out-of-your-chair scary.

  • Dead Horizon - A short visual novel about an Old West gunslinger who’s been called out to duel by Death himself. Told almost entirely in flashbacks that take place during the fatal confrontation, it can be finished in about ten minutes, which isn’t bad considering it’s free.

  • Selma and the Wisp - An “escort mission” game where you play as a nameless wisp of light charged with guiding a little girl through a series of dangerous environments. The ending’s a typical indie cliffhanger, but in a horror game that’s less of a demerit.

  • Stray Cat Crossing - Picture one of those brainfucky high concept JRPGs without the combat, and that’s pretty much what you’re getting here. Mostly atmospheric with some brief action sequences, it’s also the most graphic game on this list; warnings for occasional jump scares and some gore, including child mutilation.

  • They Breathe - A short, atmospheric game about a frog exploring the depths of a submerged forest. It’s just a fantastic piece of visual storytelling; there are a couple of pretty serious gut-punches communicated with no text or dialogue whatsoever.
Go Wild - Sirius Black x Reader (smut)

1. What about a sirius black one shot based on the song “there’s nothing holding me back ” by shawn mendes?
2. Okay, so.. do you know that thing JKR said about how Lupin has large genitalia because he’s a werewolf?… I just thought, what if Sirius had an extremely talented tongue because he’s a dog?… I’d really like a fanfic for that… thank you!
3. sitting on sirius’ lap and he gets a BONER
Warnings: So, guys, my inspiration, and imagination have run out… so, um, this isn’t as great as I wanted it to be but, oh well. Also, my English and smutty. It’s not all the way, though. [Lyrics in Italic]. Image/Gif aren’t mine/Credits to their original owners.
Word Count ≈1.7k

I wanna follow where she goes/I think about her and she knows it/I wanna let her take control/‘Cause everytime that she gets close/She pulls me in enough to keep me guessing/And maybe I should stop and start confessing

You were playing this game with Sirius. You were always keeping him on his toes; you flirted with him shamelessly, you sassed him and messed with his ego. Someone had to do it. He was hitting on every girl but you knew that he never really liked it when he actually got them. He liked the chase. He enjoyed the flirting and the game. So, that was exactly what you did. Played his game. On your terms.
And it seemed to work because his cheesy pickup lines were all towards you. He had stopped sleeping around. He actually had one girl on his mind, as Remus had told you. You were good friends with Remus; you were friends before you developed a crush on his friend. It was only natural. He was gorgeous and he knew it, he was smart, witty and sarcastic while at the same time he was an amazing friend to Remus-as all of them- and he was a kind soul, caring and… well, something about his eyes. They were honest and trustworthy. You had it bad for the ‘bad-boy’. You knew he wasn’t the ‘bad-boy’ he liked to think he was. You knew about his so-called family. Remus had trusted you with that information and of course, you weren’t going to say a thing.
Whenever you two spotted each other in the room, you felt like he was the magnet and you were the metal. Like, now. You were in the common room, talking to Lily, who was in the middle of a crisis about James. She liked him but she didn’t want to admit it. He waltzed over to you and plopped down next to you with an arm around your shoulders.
You arched an eyebrow in question. His eyes were so stormy and so dark. Darker than their usual gray. Like he was provoking you to do something.
“Do you have a map cause I got lost in your eyes” he said seductively. You leaned closer, your eyes drifting from his to his full and perfectly shaped mouth and back.
“No, but you do… Pads” you softly whispered, your breath falling hot on his lips, making him want to drag you all the way to his room and kiss the hell out of you. And his imagination didn’t stop there. He knew that you knew just as you knew that he was aware that you knew. He wasn’t surprised that you knew about the Marauders Map-you were friends with Remus. He was surprised though at his body reaction when you called him by his nickname. Like you had control over him. And boy, did he like that.

She says that she’s never afraid/Just picture everybody naked/She really doesn’t like to wait/Not really into hesitation/Pulls me in enough to keep me guessing/And maybe I should stop and start confessing

“I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?” he continued like nothing had just happened. You were aware of all the stares you had gained. Lily was smirking along with James, Remus was smiling to himself-he knew this was bound to happen since you both held feelings for each other- and Peter was just feeling uncomfortable. You, on the other hand, didn’t feel uncomfortable at all. Actually, you had to admit to yourself, you liked this but you wanted more. You wanted him and even though the chase was fun and the playful remarks were nice, you wanted him on a different level.
“Sure” you simply answered, throwing him off. He gasped at your response, not being able to think. He blinked several times as they all did. You held back the urge to laugh and batted your eyelashes too innocent to mean it.  It was your time to make a move; your time to be the predator; your time to let him know how you felt and what you wanted.
“I want to taste something sweet…could I taste your lips?” you asked him, nonchalantly. He choked on his breath. Lily glared at you-she would have to say yes to James now. You had this bet-if you were ever revealed your feeling to Sirius, she would have to go out with James.
You stood up for a bit, tilting your head to the left, thinking if this was a clever idea. If it ended badly, you wouldn’t dare to talk to him again but what if?
You sat down on his lap, a shy but sexy smile slowly making its way to your lips. His arms were instantly wrapped around your waist and he rested his head in the crook of your neck. Your back was pressed against his toned torso and you could feel every single muscle- and they were plenty. His scent was intoxicating; smoke, sugar and sin. That boy was the death of you. You didn’t know but he was already too drunk on you and your ways.
You were shifting and moving to make yourself comfortable but you stopped abruptly when you felt… it.

Oh, I’ve been shaking/I love it when you go crazy/You take all my inhibitions
Baby, there’s nothing holding me back/You take me places that tear up my reputation
Manipulate my decisions/Baby, there’s nothing holding me back/There’s nothing holding me back/There’s nothing holding me back

He got a boner. Sirius Orion Black. The famous Casanova. You felt him going hard and you heard him whining so softly that it was almost inaudible. He had a reputation to uphold but he couldn’t care less; he needed you and he made sure to tell you.
“What are you doing there, love?” he husked. His voice was low and deep and Merlin, the things you wanted to do to that man.
“Just making myself comfortable, love” you answered him like you had no idea what he was talking about. He didn’t buy it and he arched his eyebrow. You arched your body slightly.
“I love it when I catch you looking at me and you bite your lip” you purred. All innocence was gone. And you didn’t want it back. You wanted him. Now. He actually whined again.
“I don’t do one-night stands, Siri. I want the whole thing” you said deadly serious (no pun intended). He squeezed your waist as his mouth was too close to your neck.
“Glad we are on the same page” he cooed. You stood up and grabbed his hand. You ignored all the looks your friends gave you as you were making your way to his dorm.

'Cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far/I know we’d be alright, I know we would be alright/If you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark/I know we’d be alright, I know we would be alright/'Cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far/I know we’d be alright, I know we would be alright/If you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark/I know we’d be alright, I know we would be alright

The moment you were inside his room, your clothes were off and you were trapped beneath him. Not that you didn’t want to be trapped there. His hands began roaming your body. He gently caressed the soft skin of your breasts, as you arched into him. He cupped you firmly, his thumb running over your nipple causing a low moan to escape your mouth. He slowly worked his talented mouth down your stomach, leaving open-mouthed kisses and moving on to your core. You could only watch him as he smirked when he saw how wet you were. Gulping I watched him moved down my form until he was facing my…my womanhood. You were so overwhelmed with feelings and sensations that you didn’t even notice the whimpers escaping your lips.
“Oh, doll” he praised you but you could see that he was in hard place himself.  His fingers brushed against your clit and you jolted out with pleasure, sending shivers down your spine. Seeing you like that Sirius felt like he had never felt before. He had plenty of experiences before you but none of them really matter-all of them faded from his mind as he carved your image to his mind. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head and the moment his tongue touched you… you gasped and tried to contain yourself. Needless to say, you couldn’t stop panting. He was so talented that your back arched off of the bed. He was taking his time because well, he was a tease but he also loved you in that state, moaning and begging for more.
He moved his hands to your hips, keeping them apart and leaving bruises as his tongue drew designs of all kinds onto your clit. A cry tore from your lips as his mouth covered your and he took in all your juices. He was the biggest and worst of your mistakes, but for him, you would walk through hell. He was sin; and you loved it. He made those thoughts go away as he brought his skillful fingers back to your heat, separating your lips gently. You closed your eyes, a loud moan leaving-again.
Once you felt his fingers inside you, your mouth formed an open shape. Your whimpers rose when he pulled his fingers out before pushing them inside again and twisting them. He was hitting harder and harder your sweet spot and you couldn’t help but moan and whimper and scream. With his tongue on your clit, his teeth tugging it occasionally and his fingers pumping in and out of you, you came harder than you had ever experienced. And he gladly licked you clean. You opened your eyes and watched him with awe as he licked his lips with his tongue. You wanted more of him, more of… everything.
“So sweet and so spicy, doll” he praised you and Merlin… the things he was doing to you.
“Let me return the favor, love” you said, suddenly regaining your confidence and grabbing him by his shoulders as you crashed your lips to his into a passionate kiss. Once you broke apart, you flipped him over. You were in control now.
And boy it was going to be one hell of a night.

tags: @starsepot @kapolisradomthoughts

Wanna One reaction to: having an ‘innocent’ s/o

Dirty humour

I kinda changed it a little, hope you don’t mind. Also this hasn’t been edited yet, sorry for any mistakes made.


You: ‘I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.’

He’d have the most shocked and slightly disgusted face. What happened to his innocent s/o? He’d immediately blame it on the members (Daniel and Seongwoo), chasing them around the house yelling:

‘You stole the love of my life’s innocence!’

Originally posted by wannaone-boys


You: ‘My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?’

Would think you’re being serious at first and get excited about having you stay over, but then he saw the look on your face. His huge smile would turn into shy laughter and his cheeks would go red. But he’d soon compose himself and throw a pick up line right back at you.

‘In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in there.’

Originally posted by seong-wu


You: ‘Smile if you want to sleep with me.’

Probably wouldn’t understand at first and would smile on accident, but once he realized what you meant his mouth would drop and he would straight up walk away whilst shaking his head at your dirty pick up line.

‘My cute little y/n has transformed.’

Originally posted by m1nhyun


You: ‘Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.’

He is the king of flirting, the boy would be ready for whatever you threw at him. He loves the innocent you, but also loves your dirty side. He’d end up making you flustered by returning the flirting.

‘Believe me babe, I’m already fully aware.’

Originally posted by lallainex91


You: ‘Are you a delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.’

He’d just look at you with a blank expression, not understanding the pick up line. Would give you a blunt reply like:

Y/n have you lost you memory or something? I’m your freakin amazing, talented, main singer, main dancer, main visual, boyfriend Jaehwan!’

Originally posted by ongwu


You: ‘I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?’

You know that judging face he does when he watches the members do cheesy shit, well that’s his face when he hears your pick up line. Even though he’s amused by it and surprised by this side of you, he still wants to tease you a little.

‘Sweetie, you’re gonna have to do better than that to be able to handle all of this.’

Originally posted by defsouldanik

Joker Imagine - Texting

Joker’s P.O.V.

“..so breaking in from that side would be better” One of the men around me said sternly to another one. I was at the club, having a meeting with some other criminals. Although I loved chaos and crimes, this was getting boring. They were planning it too clearly. There was no freedom and fun left in it. Truly, I wanted to put a bullet through their heads.

I sighed, tapping my fingers on the wooden table as I put my empty glass of whisky down. I swallowed it easily and then looked around. Perhaps things would be better if I argued with them? Suddenly, I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket. I grabbed it and noticed that I got a message from Y/N. Thinking it was important, I opened it. Oh man, it wasn’t what I expected.

From Y/N: I lost my teddy bear :(

Although Y/N was a little on the crazier side, that message made no sense. For all that I knew, she didn’t have one. It confused me so I replied.

Me: What teddy?

I sent the message and then stared at the screen, waiting for a reply. Was she high? It wouldn’t be a surprise. Things had been rough and I’m sure she’d love to take a relaxing joint. Finally, she replied.

Y/N: It doens’t matter. Can I sleep with you instead? ;)

The corners of my mouth turned into a small smile unnoticingly. At least she wasn’t in trouble. I had to admit, I never thought Y/N would use pick-up lines or anything. I just replied with a ‘ha ha ha’ and put my phone on the table. I tried to listen to the boring nagging of these men but I couldn’t do that. I got a new message from Y/N so I checked it.

Y/N: Wanna come home and watch porn on a mirror?

By that I knew she was horny. It was really cheesy from Y/N but it was also kind of funny. Although I would’ve loved to go home from this boring meeting, I couldn’t. This was important. I started writing back to her.

Me:  Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night.

Y/N read the message and started typing. I sighed once again as I waited for her message. She typed really long until she stopped. For a little while I thought she’d ignore me, but I was wrong. She sent me a picture. The picture loaded and I opened it. My eyes widened and I brought the screen closer to my face. Y/N was naked in our kitchen, holding a bottle of whipped cream in her hand. She had a strawberry in her mouth and that naughty look on her pretty face. She knew exactly what she was doing.

I growled and then stood up, catching the men’s attention. “Excuse me, I’ve got to leave” I mumbled, not meaning it politely. Then I headed to the car, typing at the same time. Y/N better expect me soon..

Me: Naughty girl, you’re getting into a lot of trouble for interrupting my night.

I pressed send and then took a seat in my lamborghini. Yes, I had a drink but I didn’t care about the law anyway. The engine roared and I started driving towards my hideout. As I drove, my phone buzzed. I couldn’t help but to check it.

Y/N: Oh I just want to have some fun!

She would be so sorry..

Me: If you’re not in bed when I get there, you’ll be sorry

Y/N: Ooh..exciting ;)

I pulled over and parked the car. Then I got out eagerly, forgetting my phone in the car as well. Y/N wa son my mind now. I got into the elevator and started to undo my buttons. As I got up in the penthouse, I saw her clothes scattered on the floor. Then I heard footsteps, meaning that she ran to the bed. A smile grew larger on my face. I hummed something until I reached our bedroom, seeing her in bed. Y/N’s beautiful body was in full display and the light shining in from the window highlighted her curves.

“Oh I heard you running. You weren’t in bed soon enough” I let her know darkly. Y/N just shrugged and bit her lip. “Oops” Was her answer. Oh yes, oops indeed.

A/N: One day I’ll make a sexting version because why the hell not? :) 

Cheesy PickUp Line Challenge

4,001 of you wonderful souls follow me now 

and I swore to myself I wouldn’t do a challenge with every milestone, but… I’m gonna do one for this.

Below the cut is a list of the cheesiest and somewhat dirty pick-up lines that will serve as prompts for this little celebration.

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Small Towns and Pickup Lines (part 2)

Summary: The reader has sworn off sex after several bad encounters. Dean tries to pick her up. She lets him.

Characters: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,104

Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex (be safe, y’all), bad pickup lines

Author’s Note: This is part two. You can read part one here. I have an idea for part three, but we’ll see how it goes. Enjoy!

Also, if you’re interested, here is a link to my masterlist.

You step inside and turn on the hall light, illuminating the inside of your house. It’s not as bad as the average bachelor pad, but you’ve got a jacket haphazardly thrown over the arm of the couch beside a rumpled blanket from your most recent Netflix binge. Your empty wineglass from the night before still sits on the side table. There’s a soft click as Dean closes the door behind you and it finally hits home. You’re going to do this.

You’re going to sleep with Dean.

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