mr robot and tyrell banged in the SUV during the Lost Days™ and mr robot nut in tyrell and now tyrell is pregnant with the tyrobot love child and the pregnancy hormones are making him an emotional crybaby
So how would mtmte Cyclonus/tailgate, Rung, Megatron, Whirl, and Rodimus deal with a very grumpy/agitated female human s/o who is cramping and in pain and on their time of the month?
Cyclonus is calm
even when you’re being a huge grump. He’s more concerned about getting rid of
your pain. While he gathers some supplies Tailgate
fluffs up blankets and pillows. Cyclonus comes back with your medicine and
something sweet to drink, as well as a healthy snack. They cuddle up to you to
keep you warm and take turns telling you stories. Once the pain ebbs you’re
sleepy, and they sing you to sleep while Tailgate rubs your head.
Rung sees how
agitated and uncomfortable you are, squirming and whining. He helps you to the wash
racks for a warm shower; you’ll feel much better once you’re clean. He even
washes your hair; he gives the best head scritches. When you’re squeaky clean and content he rubs
the tension from your back while you munch on candy. You’re given extra
snuggles and kisses.
bothered, to say the least, by human blood. It’s not that he’s squeamish; it’s
the memories that come with the blood. He’s more freaked out than you thought
he would be. Several times he suggests taking you to Ratchet- should you really
be bleeding that much? He gets you a heating pad, stocks up on products, and
brings you candy. He dotes on you and is even more scared of hurting you than
usual. If he has a meeting he asks Ravage to keep an eye on you.
Whirl thinks you’re
pretty badass. Wow, you can bleed for six days without dying! When you get
grumpy he just laughs it off, honestly it’s so cute when you try to be
intimidating. He asks Ratchet to give you some pain medicine (more like
demands) and gets Rodimus to pull over so you can get some sweets. He’s also
extra protective when you’re not feeling well. Everyone thinks he’s being
annoying, but you know he’s just taking care of you.
everything. HIS BAE IS IN PAIN??? NOT ON HIS SHIP! Cancel his afternoon,
Magnus, he has to take care of his s/o! This is not time for work! He steals Swerve’s collection of
Disney movies and wraps you up into a blanket burrito- is that enough blankets?
Are these snacks okay? He tucks you under his chin and puts on Treasure Planet.
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Can you do tfp ratchet, Mtmte megatron, Mtmte cyclonus, and idw waspinator? Their s/o's been acting weird and moody so when they finally go see if they're okay they find them holding 3 or 4 robot beans that is actually theirs. Plus 10 more that they adopted after finding them somewhere. Their reactions, fav moment, first words, and what do they give the beans? Like mini wrench, love of old cybertron music, hear old stories and poetry, or one trying to fly.
Is it okay to set tfp Ratchet post-series? That’s really the
only way for there to be sparklings (plus it works better)
Ratchet FREAKS OUT because where did these smols come
from???? Then he FREAKS OUT in a good way because he LOVES these smols and damn
right he’s gonna protect them and love them forever. His arms are full of
beans, he’s crying happy tears.
He loves feeding the babies. Now that energon is once again
abundant Ratchet makes sure his family has their fill. He also loves the way
they gaze up at him with their shiny optics as they drink.
There’s a good chance at least one of your beans is gonna
have Ratchet’s famous temper. There’s also a good chance that, like Ratchet,
you’ll be the only one able to calm them down.
Hey Ratchet, what’s in that your kibble backpack? Surprise! IT’S
FULL OF BEANS.
When you start acting weird he’s afraid you’re getting ready
to leave him. He goes to tell you that he understands, but could you please
just get it over with- and stops short. He’s frozen, processor spinning, as you
explain what’s been making you act so strange. Then he faints.
At first he considers running. He’s the last person who should take care of sparklings. But just someone knowing they’re his already puts them
and you in danger. He becomes very protective over all of you; no one is
harming his family.
Everything is a milestone. “Honey come quick- I read Junior
my poem and he smiled! Isn’t that wonderful? Our little one has taken a shine
to poetry!” He starts recording almost
as much as Rewind. He’s so proud of his lil babes.
One night he curls around you and kisses your neck. “Darling…
I think we should have another.”
When he sees you surrounded by sparklings his jaw drops. Slowly,
he approaches you and kisses you deeply. Then he picks up each bean and kisses
them in turn.
He sings the sparklings to sleep. One night a couple of them
try to imitate him and sing along. It’s mostly little squawks and peeps, but
Cyclonus is overjoyed. Pretty soon you two have a chorus of sing beans.
Walking down the hall is like being in a parade. You and
Cyclonus are up front, walking arm in arm, as your little ones trail behind
you. The Lost Light passengers become accustomed to automatically parting the
crowd for you.
Tailgate is their uncle. He and Rung are the go-to
babysitters when you and Cyclonus need a night to yourselves.
There’s no way Waspinator wouldn’t know what’s going on-
insectons can smell that sort of thing. He already has a nest ready and lays
you down to rest as he checks over all the sparklings.
He works damn hard for his family. He’s by no means rich, so
he takes as many jobs as possible to be able to provide for you. At the end of
the day you’re both exhausted- him from his jobs and you from taking care of
the babies- but you’re also both so full of joy. Look at your wonderful family…
Waspinator snuggles up to you and the kids, buzzing that he’s never been
Waspinator is a great flying teacher! He’s patient but not
doting. If a child falls he makes sure they aren’t hurt and urges them to brush
it off and try again. They can do it- he knows they can! Once they get it down
he is the proudest papa.
If anyone threatens you or the sparklings he goes ballistic.
It’s almost feral, the way he acts, and he doesn’t calm down until he knows you’re
all safe. The universe can do whatever it wants to Waspinator, but it better
damn well leave his family alone.
Rodimus, Drift, Skids, Swerve, Rung, Red Alert, Fort Max, and Brainstorm reacting to their Cybertronian s/o blurting out "I love you" for the first time while bot is in the middle of talking
Rodimus is giving a grandiose speech about the Lost Light’s quest. He’s on his third “’Till All Are One” when you suddenly say, “I love you.” He stops. He stares. Then, while you apologize for interrupting him, he dips you into a kiss. A few bots cheer, Whirl whistles, Magnus yells about PDA, and Tailgate asks if this means the speech is over.
Drift shivers when the words leave your lips and your field hits his; he can feel how much you mean it. He forgets whatever he was talking about before and grins the biggest grin of his life, cupping your face to look you in the optic. “I love you, too.”
Skids says it back automatically, goes back to what he was saying, then stops cold. “Wait-” did you just-? It wasn’t his imagination. For so long he’s thought of saying it to you, but didn’t want to scare you away. Now you’ve said it and he’s overjoyed as he scoops you up and twirls you.
Swerve is speechless. Can you imagine that? Utterly. Speechless. He makes little noises that might be words, optics filling up with fluids cooling fans blasting. You think that maybe he doesn’t feel the same way and get up to excuse yourself. That’s when he tackles you and covers you with kisses as he nuzzles you and babbles that he loves you, loves you so, somuch.
Rung gapes. You can see light flash brighter than ever from his spark window. He lets out a slow, shaky vent as he removes his fogged-up glasses. You ask him if he’s okay. “Yes,” he says, wiping an optic. “I’m- I’m okay… I’m wonderful- and… A-and I love you.”
Red Alert.exe has stopped working. He just… sits there. You have to call Ratchet in. You’re freaking out and frantically ask if he’s okay, but Ratchet just rolls his optics and knocks Red Alert upside the head. “I love you!” he blurts. Ratchet thanks him, but says he was just doing his job.
Fortress Maximus’ lil finials wiggle and his engine stutters. Then he smiles. This boy is absolutely glowing! He kisses your hand returns the sentiment before he pulls you into his lap for cuddles.
Brainstorm runs and hides. Love is scary, love is risky, love is pain. He’s already let things go too far with you; should he just cut it off now? It takes some serious soul-searching but eventually he faces you again. He buries his face into your shoulder and whispers that he thinks… he does love you.
Basic concept was: Laura Hardy was your typical hard-working farm girl. Born and raised on a dude ranch in Northern Oklahoma, Laura was a spirited and kind girl who just wanted to follow in her dad’s footsteps of raising horses. Course things got… complicated one night when she woke up to some lights in the field, wandered outside and got totally absorbed by them. Next thing Laura knew, she was on board an “alien spaceship” and put inside one of those weird glass tubes.
Laura doesn’t remember much after that… then again. Laura stopped being Laura for a while. She became an android known as L-1391. L-1391 simply followed orders and did as she was told, until an accident on the ship allowed Laura to momentarily remember herself and make an escape. Just like that she returned to earth, albeit a much different person.
Laura/L-1391 are the same person but very different. They’re not so much alternate personalities as much as they are personas she puts on depending on company. When in the presence of strangers, people she’s never met or weirdos, L-1391 activates as a defense mechanism. In this mode Laura speaks with absolute perfect cadence and precision. She never abbreviates words like this and will sometimes pull out longer and more scientific versions of certain words she otherwise would not know.
When with friends and family, L-1391 can relax a bit and her natural cowgirl accent slips back in. This can be more than a bit disconcerting for those listening to hear a robot suddenly talk like she came out of some rodeo-show. Imagine a robot finishing a 30 minute breakdown of the statistical likelihood of certain actions only to then turn to an old friend and say “Howdy!” that’s the kind of bizarre disassociation she has going on.