lost by numbers

The best thing I can say about Jay is that she was such a good person, such a loving, caring, GOOD person that she genuinely inspires me to be better. The loss of her, doubly so.

Although I never met her, I feel like there’s a great gaping hole where she used to be and the only thing that might come even close to helping fill it is to spend the rest of my life doing charitable acts in her honour. I hope I can live up to her memory.

the-trashster  asked:

What would the 104th and veterans pickup lines be?

Mikasa: You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Reiner: “Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?”
Bertholdt: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Annie: If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Eren:  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
Jean: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Marco: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Sasha: Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Connie: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Historia: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Armin: I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Ymir: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Levi: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Hanji: Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Erwin: “You got some commander in you? No? You want some?”
Nanaba: Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Mike: I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

4

Maybe there’s a God above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you
And it’s not a cry that you hear at night
It’s not somebody who’s seen the light
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Leonard Cohen || Hallelujah

  • Camila: I never said I was gonna get back together with Austin. But I was thinking, would it be the worst thing in the world if I talked to him?
  • Dinah: No. No, Camila, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All western movies are lost. Number four: You call Austin. Number five: Lauren gets eaten by a shark.
  • Lauren: I'm Lauren, and I approve the order of that list.

give me bisexual even and eva friendship please??

  • they complain about media representation all the time like they’ve lost track of the number of times one of them has groaned why don’t they just say bisexual.
  • isak and even are trying to help eva with homework (well even’s mostly distracting her with cat videos) and eva finally throws down her chem textbook and mutters, “i’m bisexual so obviously i must only be confused about everything. titrations discriminate against bisexuals, it’s official.” even bursts out laughing, and isak just rolls his eyes. 
  • they’re at school and some unsuspecting new kid assumes that even and eva are a couple even though vilde is like practically hanging on to eva’s arm and playing with her hair, and even and eva go along with it.  they’re naturally flirtatious people so it actually goes over….a little too well. like there are rumors about even being straight again and eva only being half-gay and it takes very pointed mentions of my girlfriend vilde and my boyfriend isak to make it stop. even threatens to walk into school holding a boombox over his head to make a point about his feelings for isak, but isak points out that his arms are probably too skinny and weak to do it anyway. even pouts for like a day, but yeah, he’d made magnus spot him during his sole attempt at bench pressing in the last month and it didn’t work out very well. 
  • someone very seriously asks eva if bisexuality means that you’re attracted to everyone, and even, in an equally serious voice, says, “yes one time i had a sex dream about donald trump, but you know, i realized his tiny hands just don’t do it for me.”
  • they overhear someone complaining about how everyone identifies as bi now because it’s trendy and hip and eva can’t stop laughing and poking even in the side because he sent her that old me gusta meme last night, even is far from hip.
  • some gross dude is leering at eva and vilde kissing at a party, and even casually slides up behind them and goes, “i’m really sorry your fragile sense of masculinity can’t survive watching two girls be with each other without making it all about you.”
  • someone bugs even about the fact that he’d been with a girl for four years, obviously isak is just a phase, and eva’s like, “didn’t you scratch your ass in class for four years? is that going to be you forever - oh wait, that probably does define you, sorry about that.”

Harry Kim becomes independently wealthy after a holonovel adaptation of his amorous memoir gets wildly successful on Ferenginar. Surprisingly, not a single detail of Losing Love in All the Wrong Quadrants was augmented or sexualized, as it was most popular in the newly vocal - and legal - feminist movement for its candidly frank discussion of the former ensign’s failed romantic ventures in unexplored space. After an unexpected and exceedingly lavish day on Ferenginar, Harry uses a majority of his earnings to invest in a decently sized hardy exploration vessel all his own. Finally, Captain Kim treats the Paris-Torres family to a much needed adventure

Unpopular opinion:

The show is doing the concept of Shadowhunters far more justice than the books, and the deviations from canon have so far been good and thought-provoking and exactly what a TV show should be doing.

The characters are more fleshed out. They’re far more compelling than the books. I’m genuinely interested in where the writers are taking this season, and not just making my way through the book to get to the next mildly interesting fight scene.

And, of course, Malec being adopted by the production and given background and substance is the best thing to happen to the franchise since the writers lost Captain Crunch’s phone number on purpose probably.

This isn’t an attempt to get book fans to fight me.

Well, maybe a little.

AIGHT I’LL BE REAL FIGHT ME BOOK FANS

There’s this absolutely hilarious post on how men authors write women and while it’s very on-point, it forgets one detail. What happens when men have to include in their narration women who aren’t beautiful? 

I’ve lost track of the number of ‘great classics’ I hurled across the room with a snarl, after the author started bemoaning the fact that their character had to interact with an ‘unattractive woman.’ Often it wasn’t even about interaction – it was enough for an unattractive woman to be in their field of view for the mental japes and the cruelty and the entitled huffiness to come out. How dare she go and be a blemish on the scenery! 

Many years ago, when I was fifteen years old and I’d been spat in the face by an adult man in public, in the middle of the street (after he’d gone ‘damn, you’re ugly!’) I ran home, choking back rage and tears and buried myself in a book, to escape from all of that. I was unlucky, because several hours later I ran into a section where the author was disdainfully describing an ‘ugly woman’ and I remember just seeing black in front of my eyes. I launched the book right at the wall and let out such a howl that I scared my father half to death! It took him an hour to help me calm down and I remember asking him, through the tears, ‘is there even a place where I can ever escape all of this?’ 

Literature certainly isn’t that place. 

Hetalia Characters When They Try Acting Flirty
  • Canada: Hey sweetie. I lost my bear....can I sleep with you..?
  • America: Hey girl. From a scale of North Korea to America how free are you..?
  • England: Hello, darling. I lost my phone number. Can I get yours?
  • France: Bonjour, mon amour. Are you from France? 'Cause MaDAMN!
  • China: Ni Hao. Is your name Ah Beng? 'Cause Ah Beng thinking about you.
  • Russia: I'll be Putin it in you tonight...
  • Italy: Ciao, bella. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • Germany: idk he just flexes his muscles and takes off his shirt.
  • Japan: Will you be my waifu?
  • Romano: Would you like to see my colosseum?
  • Prussia: He flexes his muscles too. Probably winks and wiggles his eyebrows, too.
  • Netherlands: he just throws money at you.
  • (I am not sorry)

I was on a Richonne Hype ™, as usual,  and my mind was connecting mad dots reaching and shit, as usual. So 7x12 is the 5th of March. Let me be crazy and imagine Michonne is carrying Ricks “seed” after the activities of that episode. 9 months down the line baby richonne is born. On what date you ask? the 7TH OF THE 12TH BITCCHH 7X12! 7X12! I joke heavily but like just imagine

Originally posted by chapstuck

All of us who eat have to find ways to listen to each other across our breakfast, lunch and dinner tables. This goal isn’t as modest as it might first sound. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve written a blog post about pigs, cows or chickens who suffer in the food industry only to run up against gleeful, mocking responses, along the lines of: “Can’t wait for my barbecue tonight!” Online interaction isn’t the same, though, as one-to-one conversation carried out in person and mediated by mutual gaze; in direct personal encounters, most human beings are just well-enough-socialized primates to rein in any knee-jerk or “gotcha” tendencies most of the time.

Book Excerpt: A Look At The Personalities On Our Plates

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anonymous asked:

how do you know all that about the hacker?

Back when Colton’s insta was hacked, I looked through the hackers instagram profile at the time to see who it was. Obviously, he keeps himself pretty private, but he has said he lives in Europe and screenshots of his phone he’s posted suggests he’s Swedish. 
Hoech posted a tweet early morning/middle of the night on the 19 saying “Thanks to @vchikri for returning my @Snapchat” and when people accused Chikiri of hacking Hoech’s twitter, too, Chikiri posted a screenshot of texts between him and Tyler.  

I assume he got Hoech’s snapchat name when he hacked Colton’s stuff, and since snapchat saves the primary phone number connected to the account in settings, he just had to get it from there to text him. All he wants is recognition, for the most part. Shortly after, Chikiri posted this screenshot from snapchat. 

Presumably, he sent a message saying he lost his number & Dylan fell for it and sent “Tyler” his number over snapchat. Before signing out and giving Tyler access again, Chikiri posted a “Sterek is REAL, confirmed” snap on Tyler’s story. 

He’s since made his twitter private and deleted a lot of things, but I follow it to keep up and have been taking screenshots when I see something. A few weeks ago he posted a screenshot of him trying to sign into Dylan’s yahoo email account, but couldn’t because Dylan had a two-step authentication on it and it sent a text to his phone with a code to enter. (I have a screenshot of this, too) I don’t know enough about hacking to know if he can get in now that he has Dylan’s number, but I do know he’s not giving up. 

He brags about hacking 5 teen wolf accounts (Orny, Hoechlin, Colton, Meagan…I don’t know who the fifth is?) and saying it will be 6 tomorrow. A few days ago he posted asking people if they knew Arden Cho’s personal email, not the business one on her twitter. I emailed the business inquiries one and warned them, and have screenshots of his request, but I’m not sure if they’ve seen it. 

He has hacked many other celebrities as well, Niall Horan being one of the biggest I know of, but right now he’s on a TW kick and has it out for the boys.