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El Pecado” - Heinrich Lossow - c.1880

El Ballet de castañas” fue la más famosa de las orgías celebradas en el Vaticano. Un relato del banquete se conserva en un diario de América por el protonotario apostólico y Maestro de Ceremonias Johann Burchard (que tiene derecho Liber Notarum).

El domingo por la noche, 30 de octubre de 1501, el cardenal César Borgia , hijo del papa Alejandro VI , ofreció un banquete en el Palacio de los Papas, donde cincuenta prostitutas estuvieron presentes para el entretenimiento de los huéspedes. “Después de la cena, candelabros con velas encendidas fueron colocadas en el suelo y castañas esparcidas, que las prostitutas, desnudas y con las manos y las rodillas, tenía que recoger con la boca cuando se arrastraban y salió entre los candeleros El Papa observaba y admiraba sus partes nobles”.

Los miembros del clero y otros invitados del vaticano tenían relaciones sexuales con las prostitutas por premios. Según Burchard: “Se ofrecieron premios de seda-dobletes, pares de zapatos, sombreros y otras prendas de vestir para los hombres que tuvieron más éxito con las prostitutas”. “Siervos llevaban calificación de orgasmos cada hombre, para el Papa admiró virilidad y machismo y la capacidad ejaculativa”.

I love absolutely every last thing about this picture. I love the age of the characters (appearing to be in their 50’s or so), I love the size of them, I love their enthusiasm, I love their pawing at each other and the way that they are grabbing on to each other, I love the way that they are half way falling off the bed and how they don’t look like they’d even pause if they tumbled off the side, I love the non-traditional sex they are having, and I love that they man is enthusiastically willing to go nostril deep in asshole to get a face full of pussy. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a still frame convey so much animation, and the quality of art is fantastic.

Today’s piece of historic erotic art comes to us from 19th century Germany and is by Heinrich Lossow. In this scene, a zaftig and upper middle aged male-female couple enthusiastically and animatedly engage in unconventional hetero sex.

The man is lying on his back with his head hanging off the foot of the bed wearing a shirt and pants (which would count as being semi-undressed at the time without his vest, tie, or jacket) with his sizeable erection protruding from his pants. The lady is fully nude save for her stockings and shoes and is sitting astride his face facing his torso as he eats her pussy while she jerks him off.

The man is grabbing at her thighs to the point of clutching at them as if trying to bury his face even deeper into her pussy and ass than the pressure provided by her sitting on his face by itself will afford, and the lady assists with this by leaning back to make affectionate seeming contact with his head as she appears to lightly caress his head and pull him further into herself.

The man is approaching her pussy from the opposite direction than is generally typical, which presses his nose against her asshole as she firmly grasps his cock. The two look like they’ll eventually tumble from the edge of the bed, but will likely never notice much less care enough to pause in their rambunctious fun.

La storia che hanno coperto le statue la state a fare un po’ troppo tragica. Certo io sono la prima che ama l’arte e che dice a gran voce che l’arte non è mai, blasfema o volgare, l’arte è quello che tu ritieni che sia, non badare troppo a quello che ti diranno i curatori o le guide. Il mio quadro preferito è Il Peccato di Lossow, e io sono fortemente credente, a modo mio. 

Insomma, com’è che non capite?  E’ come se una suora andasse a trovare un ex militare e lui, in casa, coprisse tutte le svast-oh.