lori posts

more theatre gothic

you’ve vacuumed the scene shop at least three times. there’s somehow more sawdust than before

the director puts you in charge of locking up and turning on the ghost light. you turn on the ghost light and lock up. as you leave the building, you don’t remember whether or not you turned the ghost light on

the arbors in the fly rail clang. there is no one in the show rail

the mannequin has been in the green room for too long. she’s always striking a pose. her hand is on backwards. where is her leg

the hair techs say they’re almost done but they keep brushing and braiding. you didn’t know you had that much hair

the director changes the blocking. the stage manager marks it down. the next day the director forgets the blocking changed. the stage manager looks down at their notes—there was never a blocking change

the lights are focused. everything is still kind of hazy

“sound s, go.” everyone forgets it’s a silent cue. why did we program a silent cue

the mic table isn’t where it should be

the props master is missing. the actors can’t find their props. all the props are missing too

an actor forgets their line. a single audience member claps softly

the asm waits for their cue but all they hear is static. the show closed two days ago

an actor misses their entrance. you can’t find them in the theatre. you check the cast list. they were never in the show

(insp. @thisturtleisneon)

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“you’re gonna be fine. you are gonna beat this world. i know you will. you are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave, and i love you.

                                                                                                                       3.04 / 8.01

Random Admitted Facts Of USWNT:

Shannon Boxx - I broke a chair at a national team dinner, but never hit the floor while still holding Christie Rampone’s daughter Rylie on my lap.

Lori Chalupny - I wish I could grow just a little bit so I could be listed at 5-5 instead of 5-4.

Lauren Holiday - When I was 10, I wanted to go to football camp but my mom put me in cheer camp instead. I won best toe-touch.

Tobin Heath - I used to steal gear from U.S. Soccer when I was younger, but for that I am sorry.

Carli Lloyd - I prefer sandals over sneakers.

Heather O'Reilly - I have an enormous sweet tooth. I maul chocolate.

Ali Krieger - I never leave the house without mascara.

Christie Rampone - I am a real red head!

Morgan Brian - My favorite show growing up was “SpongeBob SquarePants” and kinda still is.

Megan Rapione - Playing in Chicago may be dangerous for me, because as I said, I love to shop.

Amy Rodriguez - One of my worst habits is cracking my knuckles. My Grandma thinks I’m going to get arthritis.

Hope Solo - I buy myself flowers because I love to have them in the house.

Abby Wambach - When I was waking up from the anesthesia after my surgery for my broken leg, I was crying and saying “I want my mommy.”

Alex Morgan - My cat has six toes on each of its front paws.

Kelley O'Hara - I put water on my cereal.

Alyssa Naeher - My parents told us that when Amanda and I were babies, we’d just sit up in our cribs talking to each other for hours.

Christen Press - I never touched the ball once in my first soccer league.

Becky Sauerbrunn - I’m really good at video games.

Whitney Engen - My parents loved to dress my brother and I up as children.

Julie Johnston - I used to cry every time I fell down on the soccer field when I was nine.

Sydney Leroux - I was at the office every single day and they had to call my mom to come get me every single day.

Ashlyn Harris - I hit a kid in the face with a fish in Florida when I was younger.

Meghan Klingenberg - When I was around six years old, believe it or not, I was really shy.

Even in times of trauma, we try to maintain a sense of normality until we no longer can. That, my friends, is called surviving. Not healing. We never become whole again … we are survivors. If you are here today… you are a survivor. But those of us who have made it through hell and are still standing? We bare a different name: warriors.
—  Lori Goodwin

take as many selfies as you want. wear as much makeup as you want. style your hair however you want it and dye it a crazy color even when people say “it won’t fit your skintone”. romanticize the fuck out of your body and dare to fall for it even when everyone else tells you you can’t. don’t let anyone control and diminish the love you have for yourself

Liverpool FC as Cakes part 1

#thecakeseries in honour of my genius and wonderful anon who deserves the world, all credit goes to them bc they literally came up with all of this and they are amazing, thanks for talking to me and being the founder of this amazing thing yall better appreciate this post for them istg 

disclaimer ive tasted like none of these cake i dunno what the fuck im talking about, dont take it serious, its not meant to be 

aight so kloppo is banoffee 

  • the banana fits w his bvb side 
  • and the toffee is obvs lfc cus we get ourselves stuck in all sorts of dumb situations
  • im lookin at u defence 
  • plus it matches his hair colour

emre can is toffeeee

  • “cus we all wanna get stuck him”- ancient proverb by anon the literal genius 
  • thats it, thats the main reason
  • hes sweet and delicious as hell, i mean i dont actually kno but he looks it
  • who doesnt want a piece of emre can is the real question here 
  • the cake is tan, he is tan, thicccc afff
  • EMRE CAN IS JUST A WALKING TOFFEE CAKE YALL

Sadio Mane as Black Forest 

  • do u literally see any difference??? no, me either
  • both badass and sweet as hell
  • literally no one can resist 
  • supermane is literally the cherry on top of this team and its so good

Ben as Chocolate Cupcake 

  • tiny and smol, so good and hard to resist 
  • full of all the good stuff
  • both actual babies too good for this world, too pure, 
  • seeing ben play is like enjoying a chocolate cupcake its totally fitting 
  • both babiessss just like a cupcake to an actual cake, and ben woodburn in the senior team

NATHANIEL CLYNE IS RAINBOW CAKE 

  • THIS ONE IS MY FAVE GOODBYE
  • cus he my life and a sunshine and the brightest thing and he needs all the love
  • AND HES UNDERAPPRECIATED prolly like rainbow cake 
  • rainbows are full of love, and im full of love for him, and he is perfection, 
  • he needs more love

James Milner as Red Velvet (this all started cus of james milner, it is entirely his fault)

  • i literally see no difference between him and the cake 
  • he was born to play in red, he looks the best in this colour
  •  i find red velvet a lil bland which totes fits w the ‘boring james milner’ persona
  • plus some people love him some people dont, totally like red velvet
  • both very pretty to look at 

Trent is Charlotte Cake 

  • because HE IS TOO IS SMALL AND FILLED WITH AMAZING THINGS (im talking about talent) 
  • He is also v pretty like the cake 
  • if anyone deserves a good cake its trent, cus hes the best bean and we all love him 

Momo as Ginger Spice

  • have u seen him play
  • this dude got something in his locker bruh and its full of spice and magic
  • i would die for this man, look at him hes an actual angel on earth, 
  • the icing represents his beard, 
  • ginger cake is warm and fluffy and good just like him, 

Studge as Chocolate 

  • SWEET AS HELL AND NAUGHTY AS SHIT
  • studge is cheeky just like when u eat chocolate cake and make sure no one sees
  • uve heard of cheeky nandos w the boys,now get ready for cheeky chocolate cake and a slice of daniel sturridge ;)
  • literally no one can be chocolate cake cus its studge and no matter what we will always love him 

Couti is Chocolate Mousse (this happened before he fucked us over)

  •  bc he’s tiny, delicious and makes everyone happy, 
  • also high key magical and fluffy
  •  smol but magical and everyones guilty pleasure,
  •  everyone wants a piece of couti (ykno back before he stabbed us in the heart and make us all sick,
  •  we had to much chocolate mousse and this is our punishment 
  • good enough that to give us a heart attack 

loris karius as angel cake 

  • hes an actually looks like a fucking angel goodbye
  • like bobby, why isnt bobby angel cake idk
  • is angel cake as pretty as loris??? no it isnt
  • i would chose to eat loris over angel cake anyday who said that not me
  • im to distracted by that picture to even write a description bye

adz is strawberry

  • A TINY SMOL FLUFFBALL
  • PRETTY AS HELL
  • SOOOO GOOD
  • like we often forget about stawberry cake but when we have it we love it
  • a bit like adz not playing and then surprising us w his cruyff turns again and his quick feet
  • if lallama was a fruit he would literally be a stawberry, so smollll

s/o to my anon, they came up w literally all the cakes, give them all the love

link to part 2