via text with the woman who was lately my roommate.
- ellie:did you loose a yamaka?
- alicia:...like a jewish man's hat?
- ellie:precisely. I found one in my laundry.
- alicia:...I don't think so.
- alicia:I refuse to continue acting as if this conversation is normal and not hilarious.
- alicia:some jewish student is very sad right now. why would I own a yamaka?
- ellie:...you have a tutu, a harry potter robe, fairy wings, and a petting cactus. I thought it was possible.