ARGH Christopher always does this, waltzing into their lives acting like he’s saving them and everything’s fine and then getting jealous or angry and abandoning them all over again 🙄😭
Get out of here, nobody wanted you in Stars Hollow anyway Chris..
*Jess is in town and he and Luke are sitting on the bridge catching up*
Luke: So yeah I haven’t asked her to marry me yet.
Luke: I just don’t know if it’s the right time.
Luke: I mean I know it’s been ten years but are we really ready for that.?
Jess: *shoves Luke into the lake*