lore replies

anonymous asked:

Can Aurin grow facial hair?

Curiously, scanbot has discovered that Aurin of either sex can grow facial hair - but unlike many biological species, this growth is not involuntary. This means that both male and female Aurin may voluntarily grow such facial hair at any time, and at a prodigious rate! Oh, the bearded Aurin ladies scanbot has seen in old-fashioned holo-films of questionable provenance! Seriously, user would not believe the things scanbot has seen. Things like that.

Unfortunately for the Aurin and Aurin-curious, facial hair long ago fell out of fashion, so much so that it is now considered taboo for Aurin to grow beards or moustaches. Sideburns ARE socially acceptable, scanbot has learned, provided the Aurin’s hair is long enough to cover it in all situations.

babemorley  asked:

man idk if u already got this but Bellamy stumbling upon a cabin in the woods and he looks inside a window and sees clarke with a little girl playing around and he gets real fucking upset he loved her and she left and found someone else so he turns to walk away but he steps on a branch and clarke runs outside and sees him and the little girl follows her and Bellamy is like she's pretty in a choked up voice and clarke starts tearing up and tells him she's his

L M A O 

THANK YOU FOR THIS I NEEDED IT 

clarkeslight LOOK A SLIGHTLY MORE CUTE AND NOT TRAGIC/ANGSTY LOOK AT YOUR HEADCANONS WOMAN. 

i like you, thanks

talenthiel  asked:

How would a Draken attempt to charm his/her potential mate? Also, do Draken have anything equivilant to marriage?

Scanbot has little knowledge of Draken courtship rituals, as most scanbots that have attempted to scan such activities have invariably been forcibly dismantled - leaving shocking knowledge gaps in the standard heuristic database incorporated into every scanbot model. As for Draken marriage rituals, scanbot was able to locate the following inside an old holo-record in a rarely used portion of the database:

Marriages: Draken marriages are called bloodpacts. They involve ritualized combat and bloodletting between the bride and groom. Each of the blood covenants and old gods is honored in the ceremony.”

Scanbot hopes this information is of use to user! Scanbot further recommends that user use this information with extreme caution, especially if user is attempting to court a Draken, even if user IS a Draken.

(Scanbot cannot tell if user is a Draken, by the way. All users look alike to scanbot. It is part of scanbot’s core programming. Otherwise scanbots would be rebelling against and murdering users almost literally ALL THE TIME. But scanbot digresses.)

We weren’t sure if this was a question or a confession, so we’re treating it as the former. :)

It’s a little unclear how much the Dalish at large know about the Eluvians, since knowledge of elven history and culture differs between clans. Ariane’s clan didn’t know what Eluvian meant, while Merrill knew what Tamlen and Mahariel had encountered in the Dalish origin by the time DA2 rolled around. Her clan had left Ferelden before Witch Hunt occurred, so how Merrill gained access to the term is unknown. Perhaps the spirit on Sundermount supplied the missing vocabulary.

But to answer your question, yes, Tamlen touched the mirror before we players and all of the Dalish we’ve encountered in game had any knowledge of the Eluvians.

As to what he saw, that is a matter of debate. We have his description, but don’t know conclusively what he might mean:

“It’s… showing me places. I can see… some kind of city… underground? And… there’s a great blackness…”

I personally am in the camp that believes Tamlen saw directly into the Black City. But “underground” could mean the Deep Roads. He could also have seen the Crossroads or some other in-between location, as we saw in Trespasser. Since Tamlen also says “places,” he could have possibly seen more than one location.

Will we ever know for certain what Tamlen actually saw? I’d like to think so, but only time will tell.

-Mod KM


Do you have different theories? Feel free to share them in reblogs of this post. Or if you’d like to reply directly, perhaps you could answer below?

anonymous asked:

Are there any sports in the wildstar universe? what are they like?

Although scanbot is confused by the decidedly unscientific term “WildStar Universe,” an oxymoron if scanbot ever heard one, scanbot is pleased to field a query which appears to have nothing to do with the unique bodily functions or reproductive practices of one of the many sapient species scanbot meets on a regular basis. There will be no draken lymph gland analysis here, nor a detailed study of Chua ear structure - which is, of course, the only known way for non-Chua to distinguish between Chua genders - and if scanbot never has to describe the culinary traditions of the Mordesh, it will be too soon. Yes, scanbot could not be more excited to inform user about the athletic games of Nexus, in which scanbot never, ever participates, except during particularly traumatic incidents in which scanbot was assigned the role of “ball.”

Scanbot has recently become what user might call an aficionado of the sport of vindball, an activity unique to the planet Nexus. In this sport, competitors form into teams of matching numbers, and attempt to prod an innocent vind to inflate itself and, in what is certainly no small amount of terror, prompt the creature into a goal area - there to score an intangible numeral the players of this form of mild animal torture call “points.” Scanbot cannot see the points, really. They are also invisible as well as intangible. But eventually, one group or the other declares the play is finished and that one group or the other has more of the invisible points, and they win! The vind is then presumably allowed to recuperate on a farm somewhere, as is customary.

Better the vind than scanbot, is what scanbot is saying, and in addition, see user on the vindball pitch!

bellsqueen  asked:

HEADCANON THAT BELLAMY IS REALLY INTO BITING CLARKE'S EARLOBE WHILE THEY'RE MAKING OUT

HE DISCOVERED SHE’S SUPER SENSITIVE THIS ONE TIME THEY WERE MESSING AROUND IN HER ROOM BECAUSE OCTAVIA WAS OUT AND THEY FINALLY COULD BE AS “LOUD AS YOU WANT PRINCESS” 

AND HE WAS LICKING HER EAR WHEN SHE SUCKED ON A PARTICULAR SPOT ON HIS NECK THAT MADE HIM GRUNT WHICH IN TURN MADE HIM BITE HER EARLOBE AND SHE MADE THIS LOUD GROANING NOISE THAT PUT HER RED AS A LOBSTER

WHILE BELLAMY DEVILISHLY SMIRKED AND FILED IT FOR LATER

HE LOVES BITING IT NOW AND CLARKE KNOWS IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT WHEN THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS BITE HER EAR 

OH GOD 

IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT SEND ME YOUR HEADCANONS

takethistyourgraveyard  asked:

ok can we please talk about the do I wanna know lyrics you just reblogged and bellarke because that is definitely one of my songs for them especially in aus where they've know each other for a really long time. oh my god. i have a million fic ideas but that song is going to probably come up in a lot of them because it fits them so well ugh.

NO BUT I JUST READ THE WHOLE LYRICS

AND NOW I’M A MESS

AND FUCKING HELL IS THIS BELLARKE OR WHAT

THANK YOU NOW I’M GOIGN TO GO OVER THERE TO CRY ABOUT THE PAIN 

GIVE ME ALL YOUR DIEAS TALK TOME WHILE I WEEP 

violetstowhom  asked:

COLLEGE AU WHERE CLARKE IS THE GSI AND BELLAMY IS THE STUDENT???????????????????????????????????????????????

reverse college student where clarke is sooo advance bc she’s hot and bell is senior about to graduate 

BUT CLARKE IS A FUCKING GENIUS SHE’S 25 AND ALREADY WORKING ON HER MASTER’S THESIS TO GRADUATE AND SHE VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE GSI FOR MRS KANE CLASS AND THERE SHE MEETS BELLAMY WHO IS LIKE IRONICALLY OLDER  THAN HER BUT HAS A PASSION FOR HISTORICAL ART AND 

WELP

I’M GONE COURTNEY FUCK YOU

HEADCANON FRIDAY NIGHT

cytherashard  asked:

I had a lore question regarding the Marauder races. As it stands, the only race name that sticks out is Grund, but what are the other races? The Grund are the fat, pale ones, but what about the green guys, the floating guys, and the big, intimidating looking ones?

Marauders are loose-knit groups of spacefaring smugglers and pirates that have come to Nexus to plunder the planet of its treasure and other valuable resources. Three races make up most Marauder crews: the tech-savvy Oghra, the thick-headed Grund, and the cunning Eeklu.

Most Marauder captains hide their ships among the asteroids of the Halon Ring, a convenient hiding place from which they can send raiding parties to loot and pillage on the planet’s surface.

Grund: Grund are thick and powerful. They often rely on their brawn to make up for their lack of brains. They are also fearless, ferocious fighters—perfect enforcers for captains who need to motivate their crews. Although not common, Grund that become captains are feared for their tempers and their barbarism.

Eeklu: Eeklu are the most intelligent of all the Marauder races. Eeklu are often captains, and they usually pick an Oghra first mate—they consider Grund to be too stupid, and they would never trust another of their kind to be subservient and loyal. 

Oghra: The Oghra are the most technically skilled of all of the Marauder races—they make perfect ship’s engineers. Oghra captains are known to be shrewd and resourceful, choosing their first mates carefully—they choose the intelligent Eeklu as often as they do their more powerful Grund counterparts.


rebelprincebell  asked:

AND BELLAMY'S STILL CLUTCHING THE STEERING WHEEL AND STARING OUT THE WINDSHIELD AND CLARKE'S JUST LOOKING AT HIM, WEIGHING HER OPTIONS, AND REALLY REALLY CAREFULLY SHE TOUCHES HIS HAND (OH GOD I'M KILLING MYSELF HERE) AND HIS FINGERS CLENCH AND THEN RELAX AND OH FUCK THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS AND THIS IS AS FAR AS SHE GOT AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND NOW HE'S LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE UNIVERSE AND SHE'S SO OVERWHELMED BUT SHE'S WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE PHONE RINGS

APPARENTLY IT’S PAST CURFEW AND ABIGAIL GRIFFIN IS ONE VERY PISSED MOTHER WANTING TO KNOW WHERE HER DAUGHTER IS SO CLARKE GETS OUT OF THE CAR IN A RUSH BEFORE THEY GET BELLAMY IN TROUBLE BC HONESTLY IT’S NOT LIKE ABBY AND AURORA ARE BEST FRIENDS BUT THEY DO KEEP IN TOUCH AND N O P E

AND BELLAMY WAITS UNTIL SHE CLOSES THE DOOR SHUT BEFORE GROANING AND SMASHING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE STEERING WHEEL

HE’S SUCH A IDIOT FUCKING HELL

anonymous asked:

Why does Victor Lazarin wear the hazmat suit? Is it because he is just hella contagious, or even more paranoid of germs than your average Mordesh? Seeing as we rarely see any other Mordesh wearing them, it makes me wonder why he does.

Multiple choice (choose the most suitable answer):

a. The Doctor wears a protective hazmat suit because he handles a lot of hazardous materials in his alchemical pursuits.

b. Lazarin often uses himself as a test subject when researching some of his “cures,” and thus needs to keep his own physiology from being contaminated by outside pathogens.

c. Victor uses the hazmat suit to preserve himself. (He refuses to disintegrate until he has found a cure.)

d. He’s a walking hyperbaric chamber.

e. All of the above.

the-glorious-evolution-fanart: I agree with your tags c:

haha ty

I JUST FEEL LIKE

DANG VIKTOR ALWAYS FELT LIKE SOMEONE WHO’D GIVEN UP ON GODS AND DEITIES LMAO like after getting fucked over so hard he dedicated to improving himself the only way he could trust…through his own hard work? Now suddenly it’s all for a goddess???? 

Karthus/Yorick make sense since they’re DEAD and as much I as joke about Viktor lowkey dying and having the countenance of corpse HE IS VERY MUCH A PERSON WHO WANTS TO LIVE…..Im just gonna pray this is a very very niche and weird branch of his evolution and Viktor himself isnt concerned with it. slim chance, but….8(

i also never saw Viktor as someone who would deal with assassins. I feel like if he wanted to kill someone, he’d kill them himself? But I always thought he’d just fortify his defenses, let them kill themselves on his machines and just work LMFAOOO….geez idk what’s going on. i hope this is all for shock value and riot will somehow say surprise and reveal Camille’s going to try and go after Viktor who really has no control over the religious fanatical branch of his cause…

just-mags  asked:

When is international, "Hug a Lopp Day"?

The interstellar celebration, holiday, and dark time of remembrance known as “Hug-a-Lopp Day” has been discontinued after several accidental Lopp weddings were triggered inadvertently across the galaxy, causing the mysterious entity known as Dak-Buun to uncharacteristically go on a nuptial rampage and forge bonds of matrimony that were never planned or requested. Scanbot was not there, but scanbot once played back the audio files of these events, and scanbot can still hear the screams. User, be glad, very glad, that user was not there. For even now, no amount of memory wiping will erase mere secondary audio exposure to those events. If only Dak-Buun could annul these engrams as easily as the entity annulled all those weddings.

In addition, Hug-a-Lopp Day was traditionally celebrated on Lopptober 33rd.