lordsteeb

where's steeb
  • <Eliza>wheres steeb
  • <Eliza>he's on my dash literaly all day
  • <Eliza>complaining about a dearth of smooches?
  • <Eliza>when there are perfectly good smooching chums in here
  • <Nicolae>what the
  • <Nicolae>don't encourage smooching
  • <Eliza>nicolae load smooching subroutine
  • <station>ahaha
  • <station>you cant stop now
  • <Nicolae>what... no! i thought i deleted that subroutine-- no... nooooooSMOOCH MODE ACTIVATED
  • <Lorax_of_Sex>these jellybeans are defective. I can't tell blackberry from licorice or banana from mango.
  • <ghostbong>you are having a stroke
  • <Nicolae>PLEASE PLACE SMOOCHABLE INTO SMOOCH RECEPTACLE
  • <Lorax_of_Sex>*shove station towards nicolae*
  • <Nicolae>SMOOCHABLE LOCATED
  • <station>oh no
  • <Nicolae>ACTIVATING SMOOCH PROTOCOL
  • <Eliza>oh yes
  • <station>:O
  • <Nicolae>READING SETTINGS. TONGUE: YES. SALIVA: LOTS AND LOTS. NOISES: OH YEAH
  • <station>(。-_-。 )人( 。-_-。)

anonymous asked:

who are all these jokers with their clever little rhymes? i'm embarrassed, i'm insulted, i consider this a crime! so step away all ye simpletons a REAL rhymesmith's here. i'll leave you little poets all cowering in fear

oh snap a grey face all like “CHALLENGER APPEARS!”

like me and my crew got a damn thing to fear

you think you can take ohnoproblems or steeb?

you got another thing coming, and that’s guaranteed

elevator ding lets you know you’ve arrived

on the burn ward and baby, you’re third-degree fried

B)

traversefamilypicnic asked:

when eliza steps onto an airplane/ such a stench pervades the airframe/ that traveling mothers/ their children do smother/ to spare them the reek of her membranes

your syllables multiplied grossly

your burns rated barely at “toasty”

let’s face it, i won

I’m Iambe’s fave son

while you merely sputtered morosely!

(heres u gettin mudflapped by my sick rhymes [ur the pig])

traversefamilypicnic asked:

there once was a blog: toxoplasm/ that made all the scientists spasm/ "how can this be?"/ they cried out with glee/ "it's the opposite of an orgasm!"

your sadsack badrhymes do you proud;

i imagine you whinge them aloud

as you click through Fetlife

eating cheese with a knife

Dom, 21M, “”“”“”“”“"well-endowed”“”“”“”“”