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A partial list of amazing things tonight
  • Team DID YOU KNOW HE’S MY BEST FRIEND scoring both goals
  • Sidney “too busy taking a selfie with my teammates to accept the Conn Smythe” Crosby
  • Geno bouncing on the bench and knocking his teammates over in excitement before the game was even won
  • Kuni with his arms around a crying Hörny watching as his best friend scored the insurance goal
  • Hainsey having the biggest cinderella playoffs story, 16 years playing pro and getting handed the cup first in his first ever playoffs
  • “Super Rookie” Jake Guentzel with all his playoff records and ties
  • Olli “Fuck Yeah!!” on national television Määttä
  • Chris “Undrafted” Kunitz being the only current player with FOUR CUPS
  • Matt “He’s meant everything to me” Murray getting the cup from Flower who lifted the cup with the full pride of his 9/16 wins
  • Geno almost dropping the cup
  • The team not being able to decide how many fingers they should hold up for the photo
  • Sidney not holding any up, just holding onto Geno and the Cup
  • Daley “he’s on another planet” loving on his Captain and teammates
  • Hags blessing us with a repeat of last year’s selfie demonstrating for us all once again that:
  • PHIL KESSEL IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION^2
  • Hörny’s warcry in Sid’s face as they hold the cup over their heads and the team screams with them
  • Geno egging his friends on to completely drench Phil in champagne
  • BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS, first in 20 years, and on the 100th season of the NHL