lord of the kittens

What’s my name? || Daddy Thing with Klaus Mikaelson

Originally posted by sensuous

„It’s been so fucking hot all day. What’s the thing with people walking around in pants? Like in actual pants?“

He put a little smirk on his face and made me melt away into the wild and the wide of the night. You liked the imagine of a little smirk playing around his perfectly fed lips. He looked like art, laying on your bed, nothing more on his body than boxershorts and a freaking hot smile.

„What are people supposed to wear when they go out?“

You thought about it a moment. Then you shook your head. „Absolutely nothing. That’s the thing!“

You turned around infront of the mirror looking at your lacy underwear. It covered the heaviest parts of your body, but showed enough skin not to let him be able to take his eyes off you. Under the pressure of his view you felt warm and silky and so unbelievably powerful. Eventhough you knew…somehow you weren’t, he made you feel you were. And right after that he laughed again.

„That might cause a lot of car accidents, love.“

You turned around and took a long look at him. His chest war blank like the rest of his body and he looked sweaty through the summer days, but there still was no way you might fall asleep without him holding you tight in his arms.

„I can live with that“, you said, slowly climbing down on the mattress.

„Oh, maybe you can. But there are lots of people who can’t“, he muttered, losing his view down on your body somewhere.

His eyes starting on your neck, slowly taking off your black lace bra, all over your breasts, down to your belly… You took a deep breath.

„Hey, know what?“, you asked sorta shy.

He raised his view. „What?“

„I love you.“

You spoke slowly and so carefully while you placed your hand on his chest and harshly pushed him against the bad. You liked how he let it happen, happen and happen all over again. You liked how you liked…him.

„Say it again“, he said.

„I love you, Klaus.“

It took you some seconds to get in the right mood, but after some seconds you were the one with the diabolic smirk on your pretty lips. You felt how his skin burnt on the spots where you touched him. Trying to make him want you even more you lowered your face and buried it into his neck section, where you placed your lips slowly on his skin. First you only drove them around but then you started kissing him passionately, showing him how much you wanted him. The heat in your room grew heavily.

„Kiss me“, he urged and put his hand in your neck, so that he could lead your lips on his. When your lips touched you felt how his tongue thrusted its way slowly into your mouth and made you moan a little, when he grabbed you by your hips and pressed his body against yours.

Before you even understood what was happening, he was the one above you and pressed you aggressivly into the mattress.

„Don’t stop“, you begged, scraping his shoulders with your fingernails. You could feel you were hurting him and the way he growled in your mouth while kissing you, showed you that he liked it. You kept doing it and the more aggressive he became the more turned on you were. Before you had the chance to say anything against it, he grabbed your arms and pressed them against the mattress, so that you had no way to move or to flee. If you would have wanted to, you would have missed your chance.

„What’s my name?“, he grunted. You licked your lips and forced yourself to keep your eyes open. Because if you didn’t, you would miss a second of the light blue in his eyes, which was only waiting to start burning when he looked at you.

„Klaus“, you whispered breathless. It was the biggest turn-on. How helpless he left you there. How little you became. You bit your lower lip.

„Say it again.“

„Klaus“, you whimpered, trying to kiss him, but he pulled his face away too fast. You could feel his skin was burning hot and so must have yours been as well.

„What do you want me to do, baby?“ You closed your eyes. It was hard holding them open, while he was teasing you so bad. Pushing his lower body part against your as if it was no big deal, while you were dripping wet.

„I want you to fuck me“, you breathed heavily.

„Tell me properly.“ His strength around your arms tightened up. You could feel he was stone hard since at least five minutes, but there was no way he was going to do anything before you hadn’t said it.

„Fuck me, daddy“, you whispered with a trembling voice.

And there it was. The smirk around his lips, that reached his pretty eyes so fast and made them glow up like a fire stain.

„That’s my girl“, he added satisfied. Then you could feel the material of your pretty underwear cracking. He ripped it off as if it was nothing.

„Now be a good little girl, baby and get my pants off for me. The earlier you do it the faster we can start.“

  • Twilight Sparkle: So we’re actually rooting for Discord?
  • Princess Celestia: Let’s be honest, we’re rooting against Tirek.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What do we do if he wins?
  • Princess Celestia: Which one?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Which one’s worse?
#NCTS--Fic Masterlist!

What? A complete list of all the nonsense I write? All in one place?? YES!

Welcome to my Fic Masterlist, so all my new readers (and readers who have been around since the beginning, I love you so much) can find all my bits of writing without having to slog through all the other shenanigans on my blog!

Note: I’m not going to put a rating on these, just the main pairing. Believe me, when I write it is always safe to assume there is at least a tiny bit of sexy happenings. :)

Quick Fics– Not related to any longer story, just little scenes and plots with our favorite characters! 2000 words or less


Wonder Woman/ Tony

Wade Wilson/ Tony


Tony/Sam Wilson


Fun To Kiss” –Steve/Tony

Predictable”–Post CACW

Pick Up Lines”–Spideypool

5x Bruce Told Tony to be Quite, and 1x He Didn’t”– Bruce/Tony

Jenga” –Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Massage Therapy”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Debriefing” –Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers

Battle Lust” – Steve Rogers/ Thor

Spilling Coffee”– Steve Rogers/ Thor

Smol”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Excuses for Kissing (1)– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers

Excuses for Kissing (2)– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers

Budapest”– Clint Barton/ Natasha Romanov

“Breaking Things”– Thor/Steve Rogers

Halloween”– Thor/ Steve Rogers

Mine”– Dean Winchester/Castiel

Space Cowboys and Walkmans”–Peter Quill/ Tony Stark

StarkQuill” –Peter Quill/ Tony Stark

“#WinterIron #Pride Fic”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Father Day for Tony

Sleepy”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Villain” –Tony Stark/ Loki

Summer” –Tony/ Bucky Barnes

Moment”– Tony Stark Post CACW

Cookie Day”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Secrets Part One”– Trans Peter Parker (SMHC)

Secrets Part Two”– Trans Peter Parker (SMHC)

Queen”– Tony Stark/ Thor

Warm”– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers– ABO AU

Once Bitten”– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers- Vampire AU

Captain and the Syren” –Non Fandom Related Mermaid Tale

WinterIron Movie Night”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

StarkQuill Soulmate”– Tony Stark/ Peter Quill- Soulmate AU

Bucky’s Therapy”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Spideypool HS AU”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Dressing Room”– Steve Rogers/ Reader

You Found Me”– Steve Rogers/ Bucky Barnes– Soulmate AU

Skateboarding” Clint Barton & Steve Rogers (Platonic)

“Happy”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

Fight Me”– Tony Stark/ Sam Wilson

All for Me” – Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Tattoos and Trucks” – Tony Stark/ Clint Barton

Hang Up” – Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes/ Steve Rogers

Bad Days”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Date Night”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson

BarberShop”– Tony Stark/ Wade Wilson

Someone I Used To Know”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Fried Chicken”– Tony Stark/ Sam Wilson

Ducks in a Row”– Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes

Sundays with Spideypool”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson (Collection of Short Stories)

Costume Ideas”– Spideypool Halloween

Professional Cuddles”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes

Hurt” – Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers (Post CACW Angst)

Not Yet” – Tony Stark/James “Bucky” Barnes


Completed, Full Length Fics- most of these average about 35k words so buckle up :)

Loki’s Song”–Tony Stark/ Loki–Soulmate AU

Movies” – Natasha/ James “Bucky” Barnes

Lost Boy”– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers–College!Steve/ Punk!Tony AU

Letters to Bucky”– Tony Stark/ James “Bucky” Barnes– Pre Iron-Man Tony/ Soldier Bucky

Appointment with Loki”– Loki/ Reader– Tailor Shop AU

Rules for Dating Tony”– Tony/ Avengers Team– Post CACW  (Note: this is not an orgy fic in case that’s not anyones thing. Just Mature Rating)

Bad Ideas”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson– Alpha/Beta/Omega AU

“Dance Therapy”– Tony Stark/ Clint Barton; Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers/ James “Bucky” Barnes– Stripper AU

Tattoo Parlor Love Story”– Steve Rogers/ James “Bucky” Barnes; Clint Barton/ Natasha Romanov– Tattoo Shop AU (This is a Trilogy!)

IronHawk” –Tony Stark/ Clint Barton– Alpha/Beta/Omega AU

Looking at You”– Tony Stark’ James “Bucky” Barnes– Post CACW

Lord of Thorns”–Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson- Beauty and the Beast AU

Smitten Kitten”–Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers– shifter!stuckony!fic

Another”– Steve Rogers/Thor

Flags”– Spideypool #Pride Month #Pride Fic (AO3 link)

Waiting”– Tony Stark/Steve Rogers Soulmate AU

Storms”– Tony Stark/Thor– Post CACW

“Frost”– Storms Part Two– Tony/Loki/Thor

TEASE”– Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers– 1000 follower fic!

Long Distance”– Tony Stark/ Bucky Barnes/ Steve Rogers- Non Powered AU

Better This Way”– Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson ABO AU

“Buried”– Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers– Indiana Jones AU

“Broken”– Poly-Avengers– Wings! ABO! AU with Alpha! Tony

Coming Home”– Broken Part Two- Wings!ABO!AU with Poly Avengers

Offline”– James Bond/ Q– 00Q 

I will be updating this list as I finish fics, add more quick fics :)

I love all my readers, you guys are the best!!

a fantasy book where:

  • the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
  • the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
  • the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
  • the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
  • the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
  • the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
  • the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
  • the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
  • the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
  • the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’

I know it’s impossible considering it’s the 1910s, but I want to see Al make a series of vlogs called “What’s Big Brother Doing Today?”, about his short-tempered, too smart for his own good, rambunctious fighter older brother trying to adapt to home life and being very bored

“What’s big brother doing today? …Yelling at a tree. Winry asked him to install a swing, since the old one broke. That was three hours ago. I think he’s just tree-shaming now.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Dressing up the dog like a- You know, I don’t even know what kind of creature that’s supposed to be. Pretty ugly tho”

“Today brother is in a very bad mood. Granny insinuated that he’ll be as short as her when he’s old, and now he’s absolutely fuming.”

“Day 3 of Winry being in Rush Valley. I’ve spent the entire day trying to convince Ed that our house does not need a moat. I’m not sure I’m succeeding.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Throwing up, because he ate an entire bucket of ice cream himself, in one sitting.”

“We took in three kittens whose mother was eaten by a coyote. The kittens’ names are Katya, Tiger, and Dark Lord Ragnarok. You can guess who named who.”

“What’s big brother doing today? …Trying to assemble a dresser, and failing really, really badly. Remember, this is the guy who passed the state alchemist test at age 12. He can’t put together a dresser.”

“Ed’s not home today. He found a book that has some really bad, possibly even dangerous advice for beginner alchemists, and he got so pissed off that he decided to go to Central himself and threaten the publisher into recalling it. I’d try to stop him, but… He’s right.”

lord akeldama: i couldn’t have more than one cat then I would be the vampire with all the cats  i would be seen as ECCENTRIC

also lord akeldama: adopts two stray kittens because he can’t bear to separate them