lord of the cage

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS

So, I was honestly just watching random reviews by Nostalgic Critic, and I happened to stumble upon the one he did the Sorcerers Apprentice, you know, with Nicolas Cage. The live action one that wasn’t very good. Well, as I stared at it closely, his character reminded me of someone. I couldn’t remember who.

THEN IT FUCKING HIT ME…

LIKE A TON OF BRICKS

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT UNSEE THIS!

The overused cinnamon roll meme that this fandom was still missing (I think??)
  • <p> <b>Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:</b> Matt Murdock<p/><b>Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:</b> Danny Rand<p/><b>Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:</b> Luke Cage<p/><b>Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you:</b> Jessica Jones<p/><b>Is generally against killing people but will indeed kill you if you don't stop harrassing her with your superhero shit:</b> Claire Temple<p/></p>
SUN/MOON/RISING • AESTHETICS/COLORS/SONGS
  • Aries ☉: Scraped knees, band shirts, leather jackets, combat boots, cigarettes and loud laughter
  • Aries ☽: Bright Red
  • Aries ⇑: Somebody told me - the killers
  • Taurus ☉: Blue birds, the smell of freshly baked cookies, white lace, record players, your favorite books
  • Taurus ☽: Pastel purple
  • Taurus ⇑: Art Deco - Lana Del Rey
  • Gemini ☉: Big sunglasses, lemon ice cream, rainbows, bright colored flowers, French braids
  • Gemini ☽: Bright yellow
  • Gemini ⇑: Caught in the middle - Paramore
  • Cancer ☉: The sea, kittens, soft sweaters, childhood scrapbooks, teddy bears, cute candles
  • Cancer ☽: Baby blue
  • Cancer ⇑: Cry baby - the neighborhood
  • Leo ☉: The sun touchig your skin, golden glitters, crazy hair, running till your feet can't take it anymore
  • Leo ☽: Gold
  • Leo ⇑: Super rich kids - Frank Ocean
  • Virgo ☉: Clouds, Small tattoos, Tea with honey, Brownies, Polaroid cameras, self written stories
  • Virgo ☽: Silver
  • Virgo ⇑: Knee socks - Arctic monkeys
  • Libra ☉: Glitter lips, plaid skirts, pretty handwriting, perfume, Heart shaped sunglasses
  • Libra ☽: soft pink
  • Libra ⇑: Bubblegum bitch - Marina and the diamond
  • Scorpio ☉: Black cats, witchcraft, horror movies, taboos, dark chocolate, palm reading
  • Scorpio ☽: Deep purple
  • Scorpio ⇑: I wanna be yours - Arctic monkeys
  • Sagittarius ☉: Notebooks with stories, maps, late night conversations, sunsets, singing from the top of your lungs
  • Sagittarius ☽: Orange
  • Sagittarius ⇑: Perfect places - Lorde
  • Capricorn ☉: Trying to keep a straight face, sarcasm, coffee, riddles, old cars, the forest
  • Capricorn ☽: Dark brown
  • Capricorn ⇑: Money power glory - Lana Del Rey
  • Aquarius ☉: Neon signs, aliens, breaking rules, lightning, sour sweets, reading someone's mind, conspiracy theories
  • Aquarius ☽: Electric blue
  • Aquarius ⇑: UGH! - The 1975
  • Pisces ☉: Fairy lights, sleepy eyes, feeling like you're in a different dimension, soft hair, sparkling water, big eyes
  • Pisces ☽: Pastel yellow
  • Pisces ⇑: Cigarette daydreams - Cage the elephant
Nicolas Cage Almost Played Aragorn in Lord of the Rings


THIS IS TRUE

The casting director asked Nicolas Cage to play Aragorn. If Cage had said yes, he would have been Aragorn.

But Cage turned down the role.  It seems like this is the only role Nicolas Cage has ever turned down.

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