lorax trees

🌻** NOT MY ART BUT **🌻

so im lik on a massive spring/summer cleaning of the stuff i hoard, you know, cleaning?? ANYWAY

while cleaning i found this teacup that my cousin did for me back in 2012 (back when i was obsessed with teacups, tho i still am but its chill now) and just joined the fandom

im filled with nostalgia, so i thought id share this lil truffula filled love 💜💜

The Signs As Weird Things I've Heard People At My School Say
  • Aries: "She not fat, real cheetos have curves."
  • Taurus: "I punched my doctor in the face."
  • Gemini: "Sorry mom I don't like pussy."
  • Cancer: "How am I a homophobe, I'm gay."
  • Leo: "I had to get these fucking pictures done and I looked like a stuffed sausage."
  • Virgo: "Lesbian porn is just weird. gay porns alright. I like it."
  • Libra: "Something about getting out of your Ohio, which is bullshit because the Lorax owns trees."
  • Scorpio: "Leprechauns make me sad."
  • Sagittarius: "Finger the hole."
  • Capricorn: "Bro, why don't people like me? Why doesn't my mom love me?"
  • Aquarius: "I do drugs, I don't need to eat."
  • Pisces: "Osama bin laden." "THATS MY TWIN"