Gonna write a Blur fanfic but everyone’s accent is exaggerated and spelled out in the dialogue

“Damon stepped into the darkness backstage, and lit a cigarette. “Graham com’ere mate!” “Wot is it D”, yelled Graham, drinking a bottle of wine from halfway across the room. Damon smirked, “I….I go- somfin’ to teww yew man…..” graham looked bewildered. “Wot iz it….”