looks terrible but it's ok

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All Forbidden Art goes into the Box™ to be hidden forever

“You know, Tom, honestly, before you got the gang together, I was all just, you know, being a hermit and dying alone in this unfeeling world. But then you gave me the opportunity to try pirate, and I can’t really see myself doing anything else.” -Joe Harper, Band of Robbers (2015)

this is a terrible quality image but i had to show u guys the thing i did

minneapolis winter aesthetic, driving edition

  • periodic car horns outside (’f you ask me they sound vaguely like ducks with bad senses of direction who just scream whenever they get too close to each other)
  • driving very slowly down a hill with a four wheel drive truck patiently following your snail’s pace ass because listen buddy We’ve All Been There
  • guestimating where the parking spaces in the lot Probably are
  • plan an extra thirty minutes to brush six inches of frozen nonsense off your windshield and dig trenches behind your wheels before starting your commute
  • the windshield wiper thing when you park and pull them up so they don’t freeze and your car looks like a bug with antennae 
  • the knowledge deep within your soul that if necessary you will pilot this vehicle directly into a snowbank and you have made your Peace with this reality
  • lane dividers are a thing of the past just stick to the right of the road and pray
  • that look/nod of We’re All Doing Our Best It’s Okay when you fuck up and panic and the other driver sees you
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so i saw @nostril-nugget tag this here post as zukka and i………………had to do this im so sorry ive descended into the zukka garbage so fast oh lord 

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i wasnt gonna post this bc i fuck up A Lot but i couldnt be fucked recording another one so lets just ignore my mistakes lmaoo this is a portion of the song californication by red hot chili peppers and im sorry for the atrocious audio quality and squeaky strings im too poor to do anything abt it

no one recognized my shirt except one guy who got a book from me at work. he asked me if i was “jewish captain america”

i said sure

also. marvel ur welcome for the new comic idea. i recomend jewish captain america be named steve rodgerstein. i will play him in the movie