Sleeping Beauty (Avengers Cast x Reader Drabble)
You didn’t know that the Avengers cast can also be called sneaky paparazzis. Also you love sleeping. Who doesn’t, right?
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“Hi, uh, I’m Sarah and I want to ask is it true that Y/N can sleep everywhere?” A chorus of laughter followed her question.
“That is indeed true,” you smile at her as you nodded.
“Oh she can sleep literally any time as well,” Chris adds as another wave of laughter filled the convention hall.
“The Russos would just call like a 5 minute break and when you look at her she’s already asleep in someone’s lap or shoulder,” Sebastian said.
“Are we really talking about this?” You shake your head at the cast’s excitement.
“Her favorite spot is Sexy Seabass’ lap,” Anthony smirked at your direction as the crowd cheered.
“Hey there’s no denying that those thighs are the comfiest pillows out there,” you challenged Mackie with your smirk as well.
“Really, Y/N? You chose Sebastian over me?” Evans asked you with a fake pout. Sebastian was just shaking his head in his chair. He faced this bickering between the three of you everyday when you were on set. Even sometimes he’d join in, when you guys weren’t bickering over him.
“Stop whining you big baby,” Scarlett lightly slapped his bicep.
“There’s one thing she doesn’t know though,” Sebastian said and giving you his famous one-sided smirk. You know something’s ‘bout to go down.
“Sorry, Y/N, I really did try to stop them,” Mark apologized to you from the other end of the table.
“What?” You ask, dumbfounded while mentally preparing yourself of what’s gonna happen in approximately three seconds.
“We all have a picture of you sleeping, sweetheart,” Robert answered while sipping a drink from his glass. Of course they do.
“You do not."
"Yes we do,” Evans smiled wickedly. “We even made it into like some sort of competition of who gets the most pictures of you sleeping.”
“You guys are evil.”
“As if you didn’t know,” Robert’s voice made everyone laugh again.
“I have one of you sleeping on Evans’ shoulder while he plays with his phone,” Lizzie said.
“I have a selfie with you sleeping. Look your mouth’s open,” Mackie showed the crowd the picture.
“Can we go to the next question please?” You cover your face with your hands. They are always either a) embarrassing you or b) babysit you, there’s no in between.
“But this is the winning number,” Evans said while showing the crowd a picture of you sleeping, obviously, on a couch, on a sleeping Sebastian Stan, still in full make up and costume. Your head was on his lap with your mouth slightly open and his ‘metal’ hand was on your stomach. Evans slides the picture to the right and there you were still in the same position while the rest of the cast was behind you and Sebastian making silly faces. Lizzie even put up a heart sign with her hands.
You looked over at Sebastian and as you correctly predicted, his face was as red as a tomato. He was shaking his head while his shoulders shake with laughter and covering his face with his hands. “Okay next question please guys,” he said while still laughing.
“How many pictures of Y/N sleeping do you guys have?” The moderator asked. He’s getting into it too? Seriously?
You glanced at the table and saw that they were all scrolling through their gallery. “Seriously guys?”
“Are you guys done counting?” The moderator, Josh, you think, asked and the audience cheered, eager to find out who won the ‘competition’. “Okay hold up your hands on 3. 1, 2, 3!”
You saw that Robert held up a 3, Mark held up 1 (bless him), Evans held up 7 (seven?!), Sebastian held up 4, Mackie had 5 of them, Lizzie had 2 and finally Scarlett had 4.
“Yes!” Chris pumped his fist in the air while the audience cheered another wave of excitement.
“Chris, dear, if you want to take a picture with me all you have to do is ask. No need to be my biggest paparazzi.”
“You know what, Y/N? I’m gonna post these pictures on Twitter.”
“And you’ll have to buy me coffee everyday on our next movie.”
“And ice cream.”
“Do you want a whole restaurant as well?”
“Okay next question!” Josh finally said. What took him so long?