looks like shit but it'll do

I had to doodle something from the latest chapter of Serendipitous Fate by @skaylanphear cos it gave me so many goddamn feels and if you aren’t reading that fic then you are missing the hell out like you don’t even know ok

How CW would go if fucking logic applied to Marvel
  • Natasha: Here, the government agreement signed. We also have the training facilities for new superpowered people up and running.
  • Steve: I know, and I trust you and Tony to keep this under control and clean. I just wish this wasn’t necessary.
  • Natasha: Yeah, but we need the people we fight for to trust us, and these newbies require training and a sense of responsibility. Least they accidentally blow up a school or something,
  • Steve: ikr?
  • ***
  • Steve: Bucky, you are a wanted man now… which is why I can’t just let you waltz around running from law enforcement, because It can only end in disaster and more innocent deaths. We are gonna bring you in, but let me make a call first.
  • Steve: Tony hey, can I borrow your team of lawyers and some money?
  • Tony: Sure, whatever.
  • ***
  • SI lawyers: Your honor, as you can see in these documents and photographs owned by Hydra/SHIELD and released by agent Romanova for the whole world to see a couple of years ago, our client, James Barnes, was a condecorated soldier taken war prisoner, brutally tortured, brainwashed and forced to perform terrible acts against his will or knowing by a terrorist Nazi organization. He is a victim and a survivor. As will confirm this lot of experts in the psychological and brainwashing field as well as Captain America, who is completely trustworthy and would never go against the concerns of the people of this country.
  • The judge: Released without charges with supervision detail for the duration of the mandatory rehab.
  • ***
  • The government: But who’s gonna pay for all these murders?
  • The Avengers: HYDRA will pay. Let us handle them.
  • The Government: ‘kay
  • The avengers: *doing some hardcore 100% legal avenging, wiping out the rest of Hydra while the general public cheers for it’s heroes*
  • *** meanwhile***
  • Clint’s wife: Oh thank you so much guys, you know with the baby and Clint flying around the world fighting the bad guys we really didn’t have the time to do this.
  • Bucky and his supervision agents: *planting potatoes and chill*
the signs as advice i've been given
  • aries: "sometimes, you just gotta laugh at yourself. you just gotta laugh and move on."
  • taurus: "take a cold shower, go to bed early, and start the next day just seeing how you feel. then go from there."
  • gemini: "you need to be able to talk. not just about, you know, whatever. that's good too but. but about what bothers you. if you want it to change, you have to say something. it's a good start at least."
  • cancer: "my mom used to tell me this and now I'm telling you. you gotta fake it til you make it. right now it's hard to do that. but one day....it won't be fake."
  • leo: "it's ok to be quiet. it's ok to be loud. it's ok to be whatever you want to be, because you can definitely do it. i'm here to help you along the way too. i brought pom poms. it'll be great."
  • virgo: "go fucking shower and then we'll sort this shit out. it's easier to think when you feel clean."
  • libra: "i mean. people are usually too focused on their own issues to really pay yours much mind. you're not as awkward as you feel, they aren't looking."
  • scorpio: "please talk to me. you'll feel better afterwards, i always do."
  • sagittarius: "write it down so you don't forget. start making lists. lists are your friend. friend good"
  • capricorn: "when i was younger like, hell even just like up until a couple years ago. i used to let everything bother me. everything. but then one day i was just like 'fuck it' and now i'm just like 'fuck it' and honestly? it feels good. sometimes picking about what you care about is all the difference."
  • aquarius: "not every battle has to be fought. but sometimes, you gotta fight."
  • pisces: "i'm so, so proud of you for loving and for trying so hard. really i am. but girl....you gotta get something back. you deserve something back."
the signs as shit exo says
  • aries: "do i look ugly?" "you're always ugly"
  • taurus: "kkaebsong"
  • gemini: "is everyone's DNA different?"
  • cancer: "i don't really know how to express my potato"
  • leo: "i'll pee in the lake and it'll blend in with the water"
  • virgo: "i'm kim jong-kai"
  • libra: "can you explain to me what a cheeseball is?"
  • scorpio: "chicken is not my style"
  • sagittarius: "exo is pooping well every morning, right?" "of course! mine is solid every time!"
  • capricorn: "love? don't make me laugh. i can buy it with money now"
  • aquarius: "do you want whipping cream? you like whipping?"
  • pisces: "i'm good at cooking penis"
Who To Fight From Rooster Teeth
  • Gus Sorola: Dude fuck no do NOT fight Gus. Do you not know of his hatred for people who are not Esther? Gus will murder you with no second thoughts or regrets. Don’t fight Gus.
  • Barbara Dunkelman: Wtf why would you fight the cute Canadian girl thats a total babe? Unless you hate puns. If you hate puns then fight Barbara.
  • Chris Demarias: Absolutely fight Chris. You’ll win. There is no way you can lose to the lil scrawny LOTR loving nerd. But you’ll probably feel a bit bad about it.
  • Burnie Burns: I highly recommend not fighting Burnie. Do you see all that anger he emits when he is Church? Think about all that aggression as a punch to the face. You don't want that. Plus, Burnie's been gaining some muscle lately. It's a bad idea.
  • Kerry Shawcross: Don’t fight Kerry. I mean, there’s no question of if you’ll win or not, cause you definitely will, but who in the world would want to hurt such a sweet smiling little baby? Don’t be an asshole.
  • Miles Luna: ABSOLUTELY FIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF MILES. Punch him in the face. Once for every time he’s made us cry or made us feel emotion in our cold, dark hearts. You may or may not win but it’ll be worth it.
  • Blaine Gibson: You could take this 2 ways. Absolutely most definitely fight Blaine or run the fuck away. On one hand you could punch the dick of RT, but you would get murdered right after, and on the other hand, you’ll live to see another day. Your choice.
  • Arryn Zech: Don’t fight Arryn. You’ll probably win but you’ll look like the biggest dick in the whole universe. Just don’t do it.
  • Joel Heyman: Fight Joel. Say something about gold and he’ll go on a rant. While he’s distracted, absolutely whale the shit outta him. It'll be funny. Does he deserve it? We can think about that later.
  • Matt Hullum: Don’t fight Matt. He’ll fire you. You don’t want that, now do you?
  • Jordan Cwierz: Fight Jordan. Do it. He’ll probably turn it into an animated adventure. Of course, somehow he’ll do it without animating himself. But you’ll get blue stick arms, how awesome.
  • Adam Ellis: DO NOT FIGHT ADAM ELLIS. Not only is he the sweetest baby man ever, but he is also the biggest, largest, scariest looking man too. He will probably murder you. But he’ll feel bad about it.
  • Monty Oum: You can try? I mean, Monty would either kick your ass in 0.5 seconds and go back to work or ignore you altogether and just keep working.
  • Jon Risinger: Don’t fight Jon. The poor guy already has had enough. I mean, he can’t smell, can’t eat gluten, and has Kallmann’s. Don’t pile more onto his plate.
twd's negan starters (1)
  • ( negan talks too much so there will be two sets! )
  • ____ is my right hand man.
  • It's important to have one.
  • Without 'em what do you have? A whole lot of work.
  • Well, look at that, dawn is breaking.
  • It's a brand new day
  • Get some guns to the back of their heads. Level with their noses, so if you have to fire, it'll be a real mess.
  • I didn't quite catch that, you're gonna have to speak up.
  • Buddy, are you still there?
  • I just don't know.
  • It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit!
  • I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out
  • It is gross as shit!
  • ___ is thirsty.
  • She is a vampire bat
  • What you do next will decide whether your crap day becomes everyone's last crap day or just another crap day.
  • I ain't doin' shit.
  • Welcome to a brand new beginning you sorry shits.
  • Oh! Look at that! Takin' it like a CHAMP!
  • Sorry kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock's ballsack. Just like he was hanging his ballsack above ya and draaaaaaag... right across your forearm.
  • Bet ya thought you were all going to grow old together, sitting around the table at Sunday dinner in the happily ever after. No... doesn't work like that. Not anymore.
  • I want you to think about what could of happened. Think about what happened. And think about what can *still* happen.
  • People die. It's what happens.
  • Was the joke that bad?
  • He's got guts - not a little bitch like someone I know.
  • I like him. He's mine now.
  • But you still want to try something?
  • I will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or, better yet, I will bring him to you and have you do it for me.
  • Let's go for a ride.
  • Wow.What a piece of shit.
  • Are you kiddin' me? Did you see what just happened, what I just did?
  • Sweetheart. Lay your eyes on this.
  • It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
  • I do not appreciate you killing my men.
  • You have no idea how not cool that shit is
  • You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes
  • It's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it.
  • Give me your shit... or I will kill you.
  • I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
  • You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe
  • You are not safe
  • You are fucked!
  • What I want is half your shit.
  • If that's too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it'll even out sooner or later.
  • This is your way of life now.
  • The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
  • You don't really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you?
  • I don't want to kill you people. Just want to make that clear from the get-go.
  • I want you to work for me. You can't do that if you're dead, now, can you?
  • I'm not growing a garden.
  • So, now... I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you.
  • Ugh, I gotta shave this shit.
  • You got one of our guns.
  • At least cry a little.
  • Jesus. You look shitty.
  • I should just put you out of your misery right now.
  • I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
  • It's an emotional moment, I get it.
  • Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.
  • This is your kid, right?
  • This is definitely your kid.
  • Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.
  • Don't make it easy on me.
  • Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.
Me
  • My Brain: (sees a cute guy) OMG OMG OMG! HE'S SO FLIPPING CUTE! (thinks of all the possible ways to get him to notice me) DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND TALK TO HIM.
  • My Conscience: What if he doesn't like you? What if he has a girlfriend? Shit. He's staring at you. Look away. Look. Away. What if he's gay?!
  • Cute Guy: Hey. Do you know where room 212 is?
  • Me: Yeah. It's right down the hall. I'll walk you to it.
  • Physical Body: (calmly walks down the hallway)
  • My Brain: Fuck. He fucking asked you. You! Out of all the people in the hallway! You! Don't fuck this up.
  • My Conscience: Shut the fuck up Brain! Just focus on walking without tripping. It'll be fine. Talk to him during lunch.
  • Physical Body: (uh- you kinda passed room 212 forever ago...)
  • Me: Fuck...
  • Cute Guy: Huh?
  • Me: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. (guides the both of you back to room 212 while face palming the shit out of yourself)
  • Cupid from the High Heavens Above: (face palming) Goddammit Y/N. God fucking dammit. I give you ONE job-
  • My physical body in the state of face palming and embarrassment: YOU PASSED ROOM 212 THREE DOORS AGO YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
six years of this
  • mofftiss, 2010: here, sherlock holmes. shiny benedict cumberbatch and layered actor martin freeman as holmes and watson!
  • audience: wowowow s1! what great setup. what great premise. such cleverness!
  • audience: omg a cliffhanger
  • mofftiss: yeah are they going to get out? who knows? tune in next year?
  • audience: haha okay!
  • mofftiss: ahhh psyche! they got bailed out by a random phone call!
  • audience: lolol cool bro nice setup of irene adler. cool that she's gay. cool setup of john and sherlock's burgeoning relationship.
  • mofftiss: relationship?
  • audience: yeah, relationship.
  • mofftiss: pfft. yeah. we lie all the time.
  • audience: haha, bro. yeah you do.
  • mofftiss: omg sherlock doesn't die! what's going to happen next?
  • audience: john will be so sad! the whole point of this was for john! how romantic.
  • mofftiss: yeah, right?
  • audience: i can't wait! i want to know how it happened!
  • mofftiss, after two years: it doesn't matter HOW it happened!
  • audience: oh! because it matters WHY he excluded John! it's about their relationship!
  • mofftiss: yep. and here's mary and redbeard to complicate things.
  • audience: ooooh. lots of drama! how are they going to get out of this???
  • mofftiss: bang!
  • audience: whoa! so bold. what a great and complex female character. damn. that's amazing. didn't see that coming.
  • mofftiss: you were told, but you didn't listen!
  • audience: haha damn yeah bro.
  • mofftiss: now we gotta sell the resolution of the shooting and make people buy that john forgave mary
  • audience: lmao how you gon do that? sherlock literally restarted his heart for john, the man he clearly loves.
  • mofftiss: ;)
  • audience: shit! sherlock killed magnussen for mary! he must have a plan!
  • mofftiss: ;)
  • audience: omg an aborted confession!!!
  • audience: omg a fever dream about his fears and desires!!! and conspiracy!!! you love us!
  • mofftiss: love your fandom!
  • audience: oh man. series 4 is going to be amazing.
  • mofftiss, after two years: here you go! thatcher and agra!
  • audience: ...
  • audience: ???
  • audience: oooooh. shiiiiiit. Sherlock is in his mind palace, right? the whole time?
  • mofftiss: ...
  • audience: mary ain't dead. lmao you're doing that moriarty thing again. moriarty is back, and mary's working for him.
  • mofftiss: ... challenge your audiences! here's tld.
  • audience: ooh man. td-12 is gross. culverton is gross. but that talk. that talk! and that shot! euros!!
  • audience: so mary's dead? what plan do you have?
  • audience: i bet my child's ass it's extended mind palace. so many questions unanswered; how are they going to pull it off! it'll be so clever!
  • mofftiss: shit! the third episode leaked!
  • audience: ...
  • audience: ???
  • audience: rofl this is soooooo fake
  • audience: you had more time to do this ep
  • audience: you have two eps for us. this is like clue!
  • audience: you're hella clever
  • audience: lmao i can't believe you made such cheesy things, but at least it's fake
  • mofftiss: ... please don't share leaked version
  • audience: haha look! they're making sure everyone is going to watch the leaked version so that the rug can be pulled and we're all going to be so surprised!
  • mofftiss: *airs s4e3*
  • audience: ...
  • audience: but that's the same...
  • audience: what the fuck?
  • audience: you mean you're just shitty writers all this time and we've been giving you the benefit of the doubt!?!?
  • audience: we wrote better analysis of your own show than you did!
  • mofftiss: lmao you entitled dickweed. we just write what we waaaaant. women just have sex to get over things. who you are doesn't matter. everything we've built up was for no reason. factory reset everything, muthafuckas. can't afford bennybatchman anymore! so let's make sure it's reset so new people can come in to ensure this show is either trash or cash cow.
  • mofftiss: TRASH OR CASH COW
  • mofftiss: *cancels all public meetings* byyyyye binches
  • Gaming journalism in the 90's: "Hey, check out these screenshots of this new game! Here's a synopsis of the story and how it plays, and here's a few reasons you might enjoy it! Oh! And you know that game you got last month? Here's a brief walkthough containing some secrets you might have missed!"
  • Gaming journalism in the early 2000's: "Wow, get a load of these graphics! We've come so far! A lot of these games are dark and gritty, but even the bright and colorful ones are fun too! Oh, and don't forget to read our article on 'Sex and Violence in Gaming: How much is too much?' It'll really make you think!"
  • Gaming journalism today: "Oh shit, I gotta get this article out on the blog in twenty minutes. Topic... Topic... Let's see uhh... 'transphobia' and uhh... 'fat shaming' in um, shit people still play Pokemon, right? Let's go with 'Pokemon'. Yeah, that'll do. ...Hmm, doesn't look like a lot of Pokemon characters have exposed cleavage... Damn, I was really hoping I could use that as my 'jumping off' point. Fuck it, I'll work it in somehow"

i promised hackedmotionsensors that i would do this for them nearly a year ago and i’m so shitty i barely on did this rn but it’s so beautiful and just look at this beautiful art thank u so much bb for drawing this for me

anonymous asked:

If you are still taking prompts: dipper is scary as fuck (and yet at the end of the day, Pacifica still trusts him)

 aye! lets see what I can do. Sorry this was so late, been trying to think up something I could do that didn’t have to do with Lyca yet so this was fun. Side note, this is actually, after Lyca, so no Lyca in this. 

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one direction // preference // the voicemail he leaves you
  • harry: hey babe, just wanted to try and chat to you because i miss your face. i've had a huge day today, like the band had tonnes of rehearsals which isn't much different to usual because you know how hard we're pushed when it's time for tours, but anyway it was so full on and i'm exhausted and i wish you were here so i could wrap your little body up in my arms. anyway, i'm rambling... do voicemails have a time limit? they probably have a time limit. so you should call me back because i miss you lots. oh and i h-
  • zayn: hey babe, you must be out or something because i'm pretty sure it's afternoon for you over there at the moment. i mean you could very well have fallen asleep on the couch watching tv and left your phone in the kitchen so you didn't hear this call. anyway. i love you gorgeous and i'll see your lovely face soon. i think it's three weeks now until i'm back? hopefully they'll go as fast as the last few months have gone. for me anyway. oh well, call me when you can. love you.
  • louis: hi babe! sorry to call so late, i don't know why i thought you'd be up at four in the morning. i think it's four there right? i should've googled that. anyway, i wanted to ring and have a quick chat but you're definitely all wrapped up in your bed asleep so i'll let you do that. just give me a ring in the morning so i can hear your voice. i've been really missing it lately. so much so that sometimes i just sit there and imagine you saying a sentence because i can hear your voice in my head. wow, i sound crazy. anyway, call me back tomorrow when you've rested. love you babe, bye!
  • niall: hey there babe. sorry for the early call but i have a meeting that popped up for when we planned to chat so i don't know, let me know when you can call and i'll let you know when i can call, yeah? i miss you like crazy. i had a dream last night that you were just laying with me and i felt like shit all day because i woke up without you there. i dunno why this tour has been ten times more harder to cope without you. i think i'll book you some tickets up to the next show and you can come and spend the week with me. sound good? anyway, i'm talking a bit of shit because i guess it feels like talking to you. okay, okay i gotta go. bye, i love you!
  • liam: hi babe, just wanted to ring to chat but you seem to be a bit busy at the moment. gotta say i couldn't stop smiling after hearing your voice in your 'leave a message after the beep' thing. really missing my girl. i'll see you soon though, four days until i'm back yeah? that'll be incredible. plus it'll be a few weeks that we get together and i've been looking forwards to that all year really. anyway hope you're doing well, i haven't had a chance to reply to your text yet because the rehearsals and recordings were insane but yes, buy yourself a pizza babe. and eat a slice for me. love you gorgeous. bye!
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