looks like i live in my tub right

Chapter VI | Tell Me - A Harry Styles Uni AU

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Song for the Playlist - Wonderwall by Ryan Adams (cover)

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Word Count - 4250…ish

“Just gotta be safe, love,” he whispered.

“My protector,” she said back into his ear and a shiver ran down his spine.

He manoeuvred them until she was lying flat on the bed and he could straddle her thighs and view her perfect body from above, and leaned down to kiss her lips once again. Her hands ruffled through his hair as he abandoned her lips to find her jaw, nipping at her and his hands lingered at her neck, tickling, until he moved further down and found a perfect spot to suck on to.

Her breath hitched at his teeth on her neck, a slight moan coming from her mouth and her grip on his hair tightening until he pulled away wishing the small bruise would appear that second to mark her as his.

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I’ve been wearing the same black bathing suit from Target for like 5 years and I think it’s time to take it up a notch. Obviously, bathing suits are literally the worst, most unflattering garments to buy, and this is exacerbated when you are in possession of a pair of massive breasts. It’s so complicated! Sometimes underwire in a one-piece just makes things worse and more uncomfortable? But I need to suck it up and find something because it’s basically summer and I live 20 minutes from the beach. Also I’m staying in a suite with two balcony hot tubs on my honeymoon and I plan to look and feel incredible. 


Left to right, by line:

Gibson and Latimer – $82

Nautica – $98

Anne Cole – $54

Modcloth – $85 

Lands End – $129

Calipige – $149

can i just rant that i bought TWO tubs of ice cream from the local homemade ice cream store on Saturday.. TWO. And today, TUESDAY, i went to get some and they are GONE. like GONE. And I’m so fucking hungry and i was looking forward to ice cream that i just ranted in the kitchen at my kids for 10 mins .. and then finally said FINE and went to get a bowl of CEREAL cuz.. thats living on the edge right?.. and they USED ALL THE BOWLS so now.. now I’m eating cereal outta  a mug..cuz my kids ate my ice cream AND took all my bowls – living the dream here!!

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Firstly, congratulations on the milestone!! Now my drabble request, cause I read them and instantly thought they'd be great in the same drabble, #24 and #25. A conversation between Henry and Killian. Maybe refering to halloween costumes.

24. “You can’t blame it on the dog.” 
25. “I don’t care if google said you could.”

The following is very fluffy and longer than I thought it would be, but I hope you enjoy this Halloween goodness.

Pick a number and I’ll write you a fic, too!

“Archie is never going to forgive us,” Henry muttered, staring blankly at Pongo (who was adorably oblivious to the situation).

“Neither is your mother, lad,” Killian responded, nervously playing with his hook.

It was the first time in a while – well, in ever – that Killian was having a chance to lead a comfortable, happy, domestic life. He wasn’t fighting an unfair war or avenging his brother or his beloved. He was neither trying to kill the Dark One nor rid the Dark One of darkness altogether. No, he was settling into what one might call a normal life in the Land Without Magic, with his family.

Emma and Henry and the Charmings and Mills and Hoods had been his family for quite a while now, but this was the first quiet season they were all truly embracing the oddities of the realm.

Like Halloween. The bloody, sodding holiday that was going to get him sleeping in the doghouse with the damn dog at this point.

“What about your other mother, Henry? Regina could magic this all away, don’t you think?” Killian mostly hated himself for the suggestion, but he was desperate to not ruin the simplest holiday of the fall-winter season.

Magic always comes with a price, Killian. And mom would totally find out. Probably because my other mom would tell her.”

Henry continued to stare, his brow furrowing deeper with every passing moment, while Killian scratched behind his ear with his hook. The boy was right. Magic wasn’t the answer (didn’t he learn anything about the consequences of even good intentions?).

Besides, Emma would forgive a little dye, right? In the middle of her beautiful white living room. Her living room that was the first thing she ever owned that was her own, that she chose, that was hers.

Killian lifted his gaze toward Henry, frustration marring his features.

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Ever After Starters
  • He is my servant, and I am here to pay the debt against him.
  • I demand you release him at once, or I shall take this matter to the King!
  • He is not property at *all*, you ill-mannered tub of guts!
  • Do you honestly think it right to chain people like chattel?
  • Get outta my way!
  • You dare raise your voice to a lady, sir?
  • I thought I was looking at your mother!
  • You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
  • And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
  • By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale.
  • And, while Cinderella and her prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.
  • Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
  • Well then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them, are they really the one for you or do you only think they are? And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears, or, or she does, but you're too distracted to notice?
  • You learn to pay attention.
  • And is everything just chance or are some things meant to be?
  • You have found my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours.
  • Don't you find it exhausting?
  • Why do you like to irritate me so?
  • You cannot leave everything to fate
  • Boy or girl, I can still whip you!
  • You are not my problem anymore.
  • Is that what I am, your problem?
  • I have done everything you've asked me to do and still you deny me the only thing I ever wanted!
  • Was there ever a time, even in its smallest measurement, that you loved me at all?
  • How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?
  • There was a bee.
  • Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.
  • I uh... I came to... rescue you.
  • Once upon a time, there lived a young girl who loved her father very much...
  • I don't know what's come over me.
  • I know that a life without love is no life at all.
  • It makes me want to cry.
  • Have you lost your marbles?
  • I was hoping you could help me find the owner of this rather remarkable shoe.
  • I have not slept for fear I would wake to find all this a dream.
  • I may be twice your age, child, but I'm well endowed.
  • Why did you have to be so wonderful?

these are not interesting pictures w/e but provo cracks me up. the descriptions for each room

Very nice private bedroom- looking to sell ASAP. There are 4 girls/ apt. (4 private rooms and 2 bathrooms.) I’ve really enjoyed living here- it is very clean and kept up well. Not outdated, weird smelling, or depressing, unlike other places I have rented in Provo. My room is positioned well- it’s very sunny and cheerful :) There are only 2 other girls living in the apt right now. They are both nice and completely drama free– and if you happened not to like them, they’re both getting married soon anyways. It is part of the Branbury, so free tanning beds, haircuts, nails, sauna, year round pool and hot tub, sport courts, and gym. You can buy a parking pass to be in the lot, but there is lots of street parking anyways. (I have a car and haven’t needed to buy a pass.) Utilities are a set rate, so you can blast the heat/AC/ shower for 9 years and it won’t matter. Neighborhood Walmart is right next to us, which has been soo convenient. Rent + internet + utilities = $323 Buyyyy itttttt. Text me! 

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I’m selling my contract at my cute little apartment! Comes with a full bed, dresser, night stand, vanity, and the cutest window lookout you will ever see! It’s located at the Branbury apartments in Provo. Awesome location! Right by Walmart, Maceys, VASA, Cinemark, and about 100 food joints right in the heart of Provo! Apartment has an indoor/outdoor pool, hot tub, FREE unlimited tanning, gym, racquetball court, and 2 FREE mani/pedi passes a month! And if you are looking for a super social life, the Branbury has activities and fun events every single night! GREAT WARD, lots of fun people and an awesome bishop! Roommates are the bomb. Nicest girls I have ever met! It is $333 a month (that includes utilities!) you can’t find cheaper than that for a private room and a full bed! Contract goes until August. Perfect for a summer apartment! I would LOVE to stay here but unfortunately I have to save my money for school ): wanting to sell by April! Call/text me ASAP if you are interested!