looks like i live in my tub right

Ever After Starters
  • He is my servant, and I am here to pay the debt against him.
  • I demand you release him at once, or I shall take this matter to the King!
  • He is not property at *all*, you ill-mannered tub of guts!
  • Do you honestly think it right to chain people like chattel?
  • Get outta my way!
  • You dare raise your voice to a lady, sir?
  • I thought I was looking at your mother!
  • You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
  • And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
  • By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale.
  • And, while Cinderella and her prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.
  • Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
  • Well then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them, are they really the one for you or do you only think they are? And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears, or, or she does, but you're too distracted to notice?
  • You learn to pay attention.
  • And is everything just chance or are some things meant to be?
  • You have found my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours.
  • Don't you find it exhausting?
  • Why do you like to irritate me so?
  • You cannot leave everything to fate
  • Boy or girl, I can still whip you!
  • You are not my problem anymore.
  • Is that what I am, your problem?
  • I have done everything you've asked me to do and still you deny me the only thing I ever wanted!
  • Was there ever a time, even in its smallest measurement, that you loved me at all?
  • How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?
  • There was a bee.
  • Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.
  • I uh... I came to... rescue you.
  • Once upon a time, there lived a young girl who loved her father very much...
  • I don't know what's come over me.
  • I know that a life without love is no life at all.
  • It makes me want to cry.
  • Have you lost your marbles?
  • I was hoping you could help me find the owner of this rather remarkable shoe.
  • I have not slept for fear I would wake to find all this a dream.
  • I may be twice your age, child, but I'm well endowed.
  • Why did you have to be so wonderful?