looks like bolt

“Something in this scene is just a little bit... off.”

Carl the Animator: “Uhh… that the random lady’s hair looks like a lightning bolt, or possibly a hedgehog?”

Ted the Animator: “No, that’s not it.”

Carl the Animator: “That Velma’s lei looks like it’s made out of salami?”

Ted the Animator: “…gross, but no.”

Carl the Animator: “Well, I c–”

Ted the Animator: “OH! Oh! Part of her nose disappears!”

Carl the Animator: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.”

Ted the Animator: “I must’ve forgotten to re-align the lower bit when she turns her head. I’ll fix it in a sec, just need a coffee refill first.”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.”

Ted the Animator: “…hm?”

Ted the Animator: “…this was not the fix I had in mind.”

Carl the Animator: “Perhaps… but it was the fix the world needed.”

prompts // suggestions

send requests to my inbox, [x] no more than four prompts per suggestion, please!

Don’t be afraid to suggest your own prompt! it does not have to be from this list!!!!

i do most any ship. please include ship or parring when you ask.

ALSO if you want to include a plot pleasssee do.

lots of credit to this wonderful person for helping me and giving me ideas and prompts for this list.

  1. “What the fuck, man? Get off of me!”
  2. “I swear to god, I’ll rip your skin off if you touch him/her/them again.”
  3. “Where do you think you’re going?” “Who are you, my mom?”
  4. “Don’t walk away from this!” “From what?” “THIS”
  5. I never stood a chance, did I.” “You did. Once.”
  6. “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”
  7. “Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?”
  8. “Oh god, we’re gonna die aren’t we?”
  9. “You think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, bitch, I’m about to be motherfUCKING GORGEOUS!”
  10. “Make me feel something. Anything.”
  11. “No, listen to me.”
  12. “I don’t know if I can keep going like this.”
  13. “Do you ever stop talking?”
  14. “Everyone has a breaking point.”
  15. “I’m not a fucking brick. I have emotions.”
  16. “Stay here, I’m gonna go get help.”
  17. “Holy shit, that’s a lot of blood.”
  18. “It happened again. It keeps happening again.”
  19. “So what you bitter piece of fuck? I’m nasty, lewd, I swear every third fucking word, and I’m a better person than you. Oh, that burns doesn’t it? That a piece of shit like me is more moral and good and pure than you can ever be?”
  20. “I’m giving you/him/her/them everything I have and It’s not enough. That’s fucking bullshit.”
  21. “Your stretchmarks are fucking awesome. They look like lightning bolts on your ass.”
  22. “Sorry.” “Stop apologizing so much.” “Sorry- fuck!”
  23. “I’ve got you. You’re okay. It’s okay. I’ve got you.”
  24. “Shut up!” “Make me!”
  25. “It was over when you said goodbye.”
  26. “Wanna make out?”
  27. “God, I hate everything about this place.”
  28. “Isn’t it so painfully obvious that I’m in love with you?”
  29. “Words just aren’t working right now.”
  30. “Don’t die.”
  31. “No. I’m not letting you tattoo me.” “But you lost!“ 
  32. "Did you steal that?” “Maybe” “Jesus Christ”
  33. “So wait, you did what to me?”
  34. “Too bad you didn’t listen to me when I warned you”
  35. “You don’t know me” “But I want to know you and you won’t let me!" 
  36. "You should’ve loved me when you had the chance”
  37. “Fucking read my lips, I don’t love you so stop talking to me.”
  38. “You’re the whole package, except without THE package.”
  39. “Maybe people would like you more if you didn’t fuck everything up”
  40. “Stop wearing your heart on your sleeve, you look like a desperate slut.”
  41. “I love you” - “Yes, I love me too.”
  42. “You hate rumors, but you’re spreading them? That doesn’t make any sense to me.”
  43. “Do you ever stop feeling sorry for yourself?”
  44. “Okay, stop, you’re beautiful, telling yourself you aren’t is ugly.”
  45. “why are you wearing a dress?” “Because fuck you that's why.”
  47. “Are you okay?” “Not really, but I'm fine.”
  48. “All that blood looks good on you. It really brings out your eyes.”
  49. “Literally everything about this is illegal.”
  50. “I love when someone insults me. It gives me permission to be a dick.”
  51. “Right now I don’t know if I should kiss you or push you off a bridge.” “Can I pick?”
  52. “You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”
  53. “I’d tell you to be yourself, but that almost got us killed last time.”
  54. “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.”
  55. “On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-” “at least a twenty.”
  56. “Tell me I’m going to die. Tell me the sun is going to explode. Tell me the world is ending and there’s nothing I can do about it. Because if I hear it’s going to be okay one more time I will scream.”
  57. “You made your choice, I made mine. Just because you cant live with yours does not mean you should shame me for living with mine.”
  58. “I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
  59. “Oh my God, you’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.”
  60. “Don’t you have to be a dick somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
  61. “This isn’t a guilt trip; I just want to know if I’m a bother or not.”
  62. “I’m not a thief, I’m just really good at acquiring things that aren’t mine.”
  63. “I didn’t do it.” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did do it is a fucking genius.”
  64. “I have a plan.” “Is it a good one?” “I have a plan.”
  65. “I’m way too sober for this.”
  66. “Why are your hands purple?” “That’s a very good question.”
  67. “It’s okay, you don’t have to love me.”
  68. “No one can see you cry in the rain.”
  69. “You’re not scared?” “I’ve had worse nightmares about failing AP Chem.”
  70. “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”
  71. “What’s our exit strategy?” “Our what?” “Oh God, we’re all gonna die.”
  72. “Children shouldn’t play with guns.” “Who said I was playing?”
  73. “I’ve come to kill you.” “Well, then we’ve got a problem. I didn’t come to die.”
  74. “We can’t be together. Get over me.” “How can I get over someone who’s my whole world.”
  75. “I had a really weird sex dream about you and I don’t know how to feel about it.”
  76. “Do you think they’ll notice we left?”
  77. “On a scale from 1-10, how hard do you want me to hit you?”
  78. “You see the problem is, if I kissed you, I don’t know if I’d be able to stop.”
  79. “I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it.”
  80. “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM.”
  81. “Why don’t you care that everyone hates you?” “None of them hate me more than I do.”
  82. “You/He/She/They took everything from me, and now I’ve got nothing to lose. So, yeah, I’d be fucking scared.”
  83. “When was the last time you got a full night of sleep.”
  84. “How did you talk me into this?”
  85. “Trust me, I wish I could stop thinking.”
  86. “I’d kick his ass, but I’d only have mine handed to me.”
  87. “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa”
  88. “Don’t touch me.”
  89. “Are you wearing makeup?”
  90. “You’re a freak.”
  91. “What the hell is that?”
  92. “I’m good, how are you?” “That’s probably the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
  93. “What are you afraid of?” “Literally all of this!”
  94. “Wait, why are you crying?”
  95. “I’m gonna cut your dick off and show it to you.”
  96. “I can’t sneak out! Have you met my parents/mother/father?”
  97. “Why are we doing this at 3AM?”
  98. “You frequently appear in my nightmares.”
  99. “I never really understood you.”
  100. “This has got to be the most bullshit thing I have ever done.”

Drabble Prompt: “Can you struggle a little? I feel like you’re taking this way too calmly and I’m worried.“

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Requested by: @torn-and-frayed

“Happy Birthday, sexy!” Your boyfriend exclaims when he saunters into your best friend’s house.

“Thanks, sexy!” You sass jumping up, wrapping your arms and legs around the insanely gorgeous man.

“You made it.” You whisper into his ear sounding muffled.

“Of course I made it, gorgeous. I would never miss this.” He whispers back leaning his forehead on yours.

“Ok ok. There’s other people here, you fuckers!” Jared cracks making you bury your face into Jensen’s neck, trying to hide flushed cheeks.

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The Sexual Awakening Of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived, Chapter 13

Well.  Our boys had such a nice time in chapter twelve, didn’t they?  And things have been clipping along at such a good pace, that @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I thought… Hey, why not go faster?

Previous chapters can be found on mine or @l0vegl0wsinthedark‘s blog under the tag virgin Draco, but here’s a direct link to chapter twelve. ;)

Virgin Draco, Chapter Twelve

Content for upcoming chapter? Mouth pressing (forever mouth pressing!), wanking, anal fingering (gasp!) and – brace yourselves –oral sex!
*whispers* …also some light D/s elements, a teensy bit o’ spanking and some dub-con that’s emphatically not.

Chapter 13: Pansy’s Book

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Patater Week - Day 2

Feb. 7- Proposal/Wedding Day/Wedding Night (1.5K)

“I’m nervous,” Kent says.

“Change your mind?” Alexei teases, only feeling a tiny bit worried. He doesn’t think Kent will actually bail on him, now that they’re both in their suits and the hall is surely packed with their families and teammates. Bittle would cry if anything happened, Alexei thinks. And then skin both of them alive.

But then again, Alexei did see Runaway Bride twice with Snowy, when he was first learning English and someone had the brilliant idea that the best way to learn is to watch all the classic romcoms. Snowy, it turns out, is a big fan of Richard Gere. Kent doesn’t look like he’s ready to bolt, but he did seem skittish, and in the movie, Julia Roberts had been very skittish.

“No, never,” Kent says, taking Alexei’s hands and rubbing his thumb over Alexei’s palms. His hair is already a little mussed, the untamable cowlick threatening to pop back up. “Not about you. I know I’m an ass about a lot of things, but you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“Good to know,” Alexei says, letting out a breath of relief. “You tell me now, then what you say for vows?”

“Oh, God,” Kent laughs nervously. “Oh man. That’s—that’s the thing. The vows. In front of a bunch of people. I could probably do it. Maybe. You wouldn’t happen to be carrying Xanax on you?” He chuckles and scratches the back of his neck, but his jaw drops when he sees Alexei rummage in his pockets. “Wait, I’m just joking. I don’t actually—what the hell is that?”

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My last bolts interview for Jo. Thank you for making me fall in love with my home team, the Tampa Bay Lightning are now my favorite team. Thanks for always being so sweet at practice and always making me smile. I’ll miss your silky drouin moves on the ice. I wish you all the best in Montreal and will miss you here and all your friendships with the bolts dearly. Have fun with the Habs, I’ll still be rooting for you! 

Kaminari’s Quirk and the Possibility of Him Being the Traitor

i remember a theory a while back about the traitor that was pretty convincing. They said kaminari was the traitor. That he’s faking being dumb after discharging too much electricity, and can use it much more effectively than he’s shown so far. Also i think he was originally drawn for concept as a villain. And something about the dark streak in his hair symbolising the hidden darkness in his demeanour. there was more to it, but i don’t remember. @purelyundecided

Yeah, I’ve read some decent Kamanari traitor theories too. I’ve heard some people claim he’s faking dumb after discharging and use the cavalry battle during the sports festival as evidence. 

Kaminari uses Indiscriminate Charge of 1,300,000 volts during the cavalry battle.

Afterwords, Kaminari is fine. He isn’t in his derp mode. In fact, he’s capable of using more electricity. 

The best argument to be made as for why this is the case is Kaminari has never specifically said he automatically goes derp every time he discharges electricity. He just says he can’t control his electricity once he discharges it. 

Basically, Kaminari can control the amount of electricity he can discharge, but he can’t control where that electricity goes. 

His brain fries once he reaches his wattage limit. 

It’s weird, during his fight against Ibara, he using 1.3 million volts like he did during the cavalry battle. 

His brain gets fried shortly after. 

According to the anime, 1.3 million volts makes him reach his limit, yet his brain is still functioning fine after using 1.3 million volts during the cavalry battle. 

Maybe it differs on a case-by-case basis? 

That’s not to say the 1.3 million volts don’t affect Kaminari during the cavalry battle, because it did. 

However, he’s not at his limit and can still release more electricity. 

Maybe his limit isn’t measured by volts but by something like watts? That’s the best argument I can come up with. I don’t know much about electricity. I do know that Kaminari turns derp based on his WATTAGE limit rather than his voltage limit. Even though he can’t control who his electricity hits, maybe he can control how many watts are being released.

It makes sense though. Watts are the measure of power of electricity being released. It’s the voltage multiplied by the current (amps). Volts affect how many watts of electricity Kaminari uses, but it’s not the only thing that determines how many watts of electricity Kaminari uses. The current (amps) could have been slower during the cavalry battle than during his fight with Ibara. If that’s the case, then he’d use less watts. 

We get Kaminari’s inner monologue during his fight with Ibara. 

Kaminari specifically thinks Ibara is cute and that he will ask her out after using full discharge. He’s not faking his womanizer mentality at least. He does think that he’ll use full discharge to end the fight quickly. It’s assumed he thinks the fight will end quickly because he’ll win. However, I guess it’s possible he’s lying about going derp after he uses his Quirk. If that’s the case, then Kaminari would know Ibara will beat him quickly. That’s still not evidence of Kaminari lying about his Quirk though.

The series has been pretty consistent that Kaminari’s problem is he can’t control the direction of his Quirk. He has always been about to control how much is being discharged.

I don’t think Kaminari is lying about how is able to control his Quirk. I think he has always needed some way to control the direction of his electricity. As for whether or not he’s faking going derp, that’s hard to say. He’s a REALLY good actor if he is faking his derpiness. During the cavalry battle you can see him gradually going derp over time. 

I can’t find any possible evidence of him faking his derpiness, even after looking through some scenes thoroughly. As I said before, he’s a REALLY good actor if he’s faking it. 

His bad ass moment during the hero license exam is due to him finally being able to control the direction of his electricity. There’s nothing suspicious about that. As long as Kaminari doesn’t use too many watts too quickly, then he should be good and won’t fry his brain. Fortunately, he most likely won’t need to use such a high wattage since he can control the direction of his electricity now. Before, he had to use a lot watts in order to ensure he electrifies is enemies. Now that he can control the direction of his discharge, he can focus the watts on a specific target. 

Horikoshi never specifically said beta!Kaminari is a villain. He just said his design is too villainous-looking. I don’t think this is good evidence of Kaminari being the traitor, but you never know. 

Haha….I don’t know what you mean by “the dark streak in his hair symbolising the hidden darkness in his demeanour.” I thought the black streak was supposed to look like a black lightning bolt. I guess the plot thickens. Haha…Sorry, I don’t know how to make a serious reply to that comment. 

I don’t know….if he were the traitor, would Kaminari really be lying about the respect he has for his friends?

Then again, Kaminari could still respect Bakugou and Kirishima and still betray U.A. for the greater good, or he could have been the traitor initially and then turned on the villains once he grows to respect his friends. 

If Kaminari were the traitor, why didn’t he try to sabotage the Bakugou rescue mission? He’s there when Kirishima and Todoroki are talking about the plan to rescue Bakugou. Did Kaminari not think they’d go through with the rescue mission or that it’d be successful? You’d think he would have tried to ensure it’d fail if he were the traitor. 

I’m open to the idea of Kamanari being the traitor. I’m just not too sure about it. It seems possible, and there certainly are interesting points. I have trouble believing he’s faking the weaknesses in his Quirk though. That’s what I’m mainly focusing on for this post. I could be wrong. 

gallowshumorous  asked:

OMG - so I'm sitting at work and I just randomly think about your story the FrozenTimeTravel one and I THIS COMES TO ME: [Later in the AU] Okay so Obi-wan is healing, slowly, and goes out into the fountain room to meditate and he starts CRY'N cause everything is so beautiful, so pure, and a kid comes over and sits with him and asks why he;s crying. So he tells 'em. And then the kid is like, well duh, and crawls into his lap and Obi-wan tells story of him and Anakin against the universe. Cue Fluf

Obi-Wan is a wraith in the temple.

Fleeting and fleeing as he moves through its halls, his shields durasteel tight around him as Jedi reach out to him in an attempt to help or get to know.

Their time traveling, broken Jedi Master is not like them.

There are scars that even younglings seem to spot in the man who will freeze at times then flee, either back to his medical room or to the Gardens, one of the few places that seems to carry no negative memory for the man.

Words spoken so softly they could have been a whisper from time to time when the masters managed to coax something from him as gently as they could.

This was a Jedi swimming the ocean between faltering into the shadows of his mind or treading up to the surface of light and warmth.

“We honestly aren’t sure what to do Qui-Gon.” Mace finally sighed, leaning a bit against his friend to let their shoulders bump. “Sometimes he tells us things that seem… impossible yet its clear he’s experienced. A General on a battlefield. Jedi as General’s.” The Korun shook his head.

Watching the other, Qui-Gon frowned lightly. “There has been growing unrest in the galaxy, you have to admit that. It would take one hell of a mighty push to make the Jedi general’s but it is doable if the Senate and the Republic demanded it of us.” He looked away. “But the implications are horrifying.”

The Korun sighed and rubbed his hand over his scalp. “Yes but there’s not much we can do about that then continue working, though Yoda has been speaking more with Obi-Wan then the rest of us. He’s been sending of Jedi to missions not requested by the Senate.”

“Oh?” Raising bushy brows, Qui-Gon watched his friend.
Nodding, Mace hummed. “He says that the Senate tells us where to go and who to help, that it was not always like that and that it shouldn’t be so when unrest is growing as it is. He’s sending us around based on requests the Senate does NOT send us.” Mace frowned a bit. “And the results have been…disturbing.”

“In what way?” Qui-Gon questioned as they turned onto the hall towards the Gardens.

“In the way that we are actually doing good in these places the Senate do not send us. Peace prosper in the wake of Jedi intervention.” Mace breathed out. “Places that might have seen violent upheaval or war if we didn’t.”

“That is…distressing.” Qui-Gon mumbled, stroking his brown beard slowly as they stepped into the Garden’s primary garden. Tahl had actually hinted at something like that, telling him that she had been sent of on several missions that didn’t seem to be Senate sanctioned yet had benefited from Jedi intervention.

“It i-oh.” Mace froze, staring at something.

“Wha-oh.” Qui-Gon joined him in staring.

Obi-Wan was sitting beneath a tree, a little wookie on his lap as a weequay boy was placing a flower crown made out of small blue and pink flowers in his hair. Around him in a wide circle sat different younglings from the creche, looking at him in excitement.

“Thank you Uini. Now where was I-”

“Knight Skywalker was flying!” One of the Rodians gasped, leaning forward. “And the droids were following!”

“Ah right, thank you Bunta.” Obi-Wan smiled meekly and then launched back into a PG rated version of the story he had been telling the children, both Qui-Gon and Mace listening in. For all that the shields around the redhead were still durasteel tight, for all that he still looked like he wanted to bolt, he was sitting with the children, telling them stories.

It was hope for improvement.

Dark god AU Part 1

Lincoln couldn’t believe his facking eyes.

Like a scene straight out of a movie, the moment he was summoned, the world seemed to get darker. They were just standing on a rocky cliff, the sun high above them as gentle ocean waves crashed against the rocky shore below. Now, grey and heavy storm clouds rolled out of nowhere and blanketed the sky, hiding the sun and threatening to send a cascade of rain atop their heads. The once gentle ocean now churned and crashed against the cliff side so hard, Lincoln was sure that it was trying to bring the entire rock face and them with it down to the bottom of the sea. Somewhere along the sea horizon, thunder rolled.

And there he was. Standing tall and menacing before them, surrounded by a thick, neon green mist that circled around his calves. His eyes piercing the dark like two cursed emeralds, dangerous and threatening, and even though all his instincts told him to look away and bolt like a wee barra into his mother’s skirts, Lincoln couldn’t help but stare back into them.

He was staring into the eyes of a god. The god. The god he had been warned to never be in contact with. The god that had more rumors spread about him than legends. The god that even the other gods, his own father included, never talked about.

The god that had been lost for generations, was standing right before his very eyes. Glowing, practically overflowing with unused ancient energy that seemed to course and surge around him like green venomous lightning.

All because some fourteen year old girl called him a Seaweed Brain.

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There You’ll Always Be

Title:  There You’ll Always Be

Author:  Dean’s Dirty Little Secret

Characters:  Sam Winchester x Eileen Leahy

Word Count: 1579

Warnings:  language, character death, implied sexual activity, angst

Author’s Notes:  written for @klaineaholic 400 Follower Celebration. My prompt:  “If you’re the one protecting me… Then who’s the one protecting you!?” I also decided to use it for Angst Appreciation Day. Thank you @mamapeterson for helping me angst when I couldn’t angst. I took some liberties with the dialogue in 12.21 There’s Something About Mary.

Originally posted by ldrmas

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Far From the Tree (pt. 2/?)

a Descendants fic

a Malvie fic

In which Mal and Evie are dating and everyone knows it except Mal and Evie

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Ao3]

“A what?” Fairy Godmother blurted.

“A ride into the city.  I didn’t know if we’d go by school car, or the limo, or carriage—I personally would love to go by carriage, by the way, just throwing that out there,” Evie gushed, standing in front of the headmistress’ desk.

“You all want to see the city of Auradon,” Fairy Godmother’s eyes sparkled and her smile beamed.

“Actually, the boys can’t make it.  I asked.  They were…weirdly evasive about the other plans they had.  It would just be me and Mal.”

“You and Mal…ah, I see.”

Unless it came to Jane, Fairy Godmother could always read the goings-on at Auradon Prep like a book.  She did indeed see.

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