looks like a pot leaf

  • I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes? 
  • What did we exchange for him?
  • A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
  • She’s not a goddess, she’s more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
  • Uh, well, I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
  • You know, you’re right, ____, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee.
  • My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
  • You know, I may have heard something about a party? Can’t recall, but maybe … Andrew Jackson could remind me?
  • He’s not in, but Abe Lincoln is hanging out with the Washington twins. I suppose they have knowledge of the festivities?
  • So, a real wisenheimer, huh. Well, let’s see how smart you are when I  SNAP OFF YOUR HEAD!
  • Good work, Starsky. Let’s roll.
  • So… you’re in like with me?
  • I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
  • Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
  • I understand. Everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
  • I don’t know. It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something.
  • The reason bad things happen to you … is because you’re a dumbass. Now fix it!
  • The three true branches of the government are: military, corporate and Hollywood.
  • I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!
  • Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.
  • See, when you say it, it just sounds weird
  • Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man.
  • Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
  • Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
  • You can’t just maul me in front of my father!
  • Bla Bla Bla, You’re late. Be responsible for your own actions.
  • That’s Real easy for you to say, Pal!
  • Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
  • Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
  • Damn, ___, that could be anybody!
  • I’m so excited about Star Whores.
  • Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower!
  • It looks like it’s giving me the finger!
  • Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There’s like… Lou Reed, man!
  • What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”?
  • I’m not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!
  • Your grandma’s dead? Oh, man… Let’s go get wasted.
  • I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass.
  • Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
  • So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.

Hyde: I don’t know. It kinda looks like it’s giving the finger.
Kelso: No way, man. That is definitely a pot leaf!
(Kelso falls off the water tower)
Hyde: Hey Kelso, what’s it look like down there?
Kelso (in pain): It looks like it’s giving me the finger!