it’s super cool that Kaneki is seeing Rize all over again in his mind, everything started because of her, maybe the way to end it, it’s also with her. His first hallucination was with Rize, maybe his last hallucination has to be with her too.
This is Sacred Heart church in Telkeppe! The church where my great-great Grandfather Polis was a priest and where he is currently buried. There’s hasn’t been a mass there in years, since ISIS had wrecked most of the church. But now masses will be said there again. My heart is so full, God is so good
ok i get that jack grazer had to post an apology video for PR and also cuz his fanbase rn is like a bunch of 13 year olds in hysterics cuz he “smokes” now but like if u guys watched it did it seem a bit… unnecessary and also total bull lol??
he was like ‘it was peer pressure…i will never make that mistake again’ like if thats true thats really great actually! but i mean… look at him hahaha theres no way this kid isnt on his way to becoming a giant LA skater boy pothead
i think his only real mistake was filming it like some wannabe stoner and publicly posting it like yikes hun that better have been the ‘lesson you learned’ if you wanna keep your career cuz idk how thats gonna go over in the long run… also now everyones gonna make fun of how he doesn’t know how to smoke from now until forever LOL
I did a mask less Michael. Based on the song monster by imagine dragons. Hope you like it friend.
This is so great!!!!!!!! He is probably looking for that shirt you stole from him XD but nevertheless , good job!!! But are we really safe from Mikey with a candle? ( Freddy isn’t)
Also I like imagine dragons!
OMG YOONGI YES YES YOU DOJNG GOOD. I SCREAMED HE IS THE MAN AND LIKE YOONMIN IS JUST SO CUTE. And 2seok lmao, I just started laughing there. On an another I kindly ask the 🐍 to fuck off or we will have a problem.
HE’S DOING JUST GREAT LOOK AT HIM TREATING JIMIN WITH RESPECT AND TRUST WOO and yay!! I’m glad they could be a bit of comic relief for you haha!! :D this fic can probably be a little stressful with yoonmin so 2seok and namjin are there to help :D
one of the most iconic moments in the hp films is when harry reveals to everyone that he’s alive in deathly hallows like i know it’s a serious moment but this dramatic kid really falls out of hagrid’s arms and shoots old voldy a “binch u thought” look and runs away it’s great
they have a party and the cops get called in the first hour
lance: “oh man i love christmas. pudding, santa, presents under the tree. what’s your favourite tradition?” hunk: “michael bubble”
they all wear hideous christmas sweaters but apparently pidge didn’t get the memo, because she comes in her 7ft tall robot chicken costume and flaps her arms aggressively, feathers flying
shiro: “sorry can i get past-” pidge squawking and kicking him square in the solar plexus: “i’m standing here! don’t be fuckin rude!!”
coran: “people have been yelling at me all night. things like ‘oh you didn’t need to get me a gift’, ‘oh your car is blocking mine’, ‘oh i’m gonna tell shiro you spiked the punch and you’ll get sent back to prison’”
allura sniffing: “keith” keith hissing: “allura”
allura: “it seems we meet again. unfortunately” keith: “i didn’t get you a gift. i couldn’t be bothered” allura: “not to worry. i got you something”
keith: “your retirement notice?” allura: “an entire breath mint because the only thing out of your mouth is shit”
hunk leads an elaborate game of monopoly but because he’s smart he wins every round and it makes everyone fight
lance shoving christmas pudding in pidge’s face: “why are you turning us against each other?!” hunk: “don’t yell at me IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS”
shiro puts on reindeer antlers but then he can’t recognise his own reflection
allura showing him the christmas card group selfie: “you look great!” shiro, genuinely confused: ??????
shiro walking past a hallway mirror: “it’s you again…you son of a bitch…what do you want from me…..”
coran: “i know we’re not on office hours but there’s something wrong with my phone” pidge: “have you tried turning it on and off again?”
coran: “yes” pidge: “tried apple support?” coran: “yes”
pidge smashing it against a wall: “it shouldn’t give you any trouble now”
lance: “haha keith look…mistletoe” keith sweating bullets: “i mean- we can kiss if you want?” lance: “sure- of course- i mean- yeah if you want”
keith stepping forward: “only if you want” lance: “if you want”
keith: “you look- you look better than mac and cheese” lance leaning down: “don’t make this weird” keith: “you’re right i’m sorry”
pidge gets through 5 litres of eggnog before allura smashes the entire jug on the floor to stop her
shiro: “oh man this party really jingles my bells” hunk: “if i could get a time machine and somehow reverse the process of your birth just so i didn’t have to hear that sentence i would”
coran sharpens a giant candy cane to a point and tries to stab anyone who talks to him after 10pm
keith, looking at his sweater then at pidge’s: “PIDGE WE ARE CHRISTMAS”
“Is Bruce in here?” Tim figured he might be— Bruce spent a lot of time in the children’s wing of Wayne Enterprises. There were a dozen or so kids in daycare most weekdays, and Bruce liked to hang out.
Tim liked to hang out too. They had nice snacks, and he’d known most of the kids since they were toddlers. And sometimes naps were mandatory.
“Conference call,” Damian told him. (For someone who claimed to hate naps, snackfood, kids, and humanity in general, Damian also spent a lot of time in the children’s wing.) “I don’t know where.”
He went back to what he was doing, which was arranging a set of pewter soldiers into a complex model of a battlefield, presumably for the benefit of the preschooler sitting next to him.
“The Battle of Issus, 333 BC.”
“Right, obviously.” Tim decided he was curious, so he settled down on the mats to watch. Damian finished his model; he pulled a marker from the art table and used it as a pointer.
“Okay. This is the Macedonian army, outnumbered but in the better tactical position, south of the Pinarus River. Their leader is Alexander the Great. And this—” He pointed to his enemy line. “—is the Achaemenid Empire. They’re about to lose.”
Damian tapped his marker on the Macedonian right. “This is the companion calvary, Alexander’s elite force, and they—” he cut off when he noticed his pupil digging in the toy bin, clearly distracted. The kid came up with a battered Transformer, which he set behind Damian’s lines.
“Elliot. Alexander did not have robots.”
“But,” said Tim, rummaging through the box himself, “did he have wizards?” He pulled a bearded magician out of the tub and held it up for Damian to see.
“You know he didn’t.”
Tim passed the wizard to Elliot. “But what if he did?”
“How would that go?”
“Abracadabra, Alexander!” Elliot yelled, gleefully smashing through Damian’s entire left flank.
“Damn it, Drake.” Damian sighed in frustration— not quite the rise Tim was hoping for, but still something. He dropped Elliot’s discarded robot back into the box.
“I don’t know what you were expecting,” Tim told him. “Elliot’s four. He’s too young for— what is this— military history?”
“He was doing fine before you showed up.” Damian started to re-erect his soldiers, but he gave it up after Elliot came in for a second pass. “Which is typical, isn’t it?”
“Thank you.” Damian crossed his arms. “Fine. I’ll bite. When is he supposed to learn this kind of thing?”
“High school? Maybe never.”
“That can’t be right.”
“Have I ever lied to you?”
“Frequently.” Damian rolled his eyes. “I’m getting a second opinion.”
Damian checked the room for potential allies. “Thomas?” he called over his shoulder, “You learned military strategy as a kid, right?”
Duke looked up from the book he was reading to a pair of kindergardeners. “Just you, man.”
“Told you.” Tim fished a bag of plastic ninja from the toy box and arranged them pointedly into a row. “How are you still surprised by this kind of thing?”
Damian glared at him. “Okay, first of all? I’m not a— hold on a second. Elliot!”
Elliot froze with a large, plastic dinosaur held aloft over the battlefield. He drew it sheepishly back to his chest. “Sorry.”
“Not in the calvary wing,” Damian told him. “You’ll scare the horses.”
“Here?” Elliot pointed to the front of the phalanx.
“Aim for his center.” Damian turned back to Tim. “Anyway. Why are you still talking to me? I thought we had an agreement about unnecessary contact.”
When I met dan at reading in 2010 he was just sorta hanging with phil and phil was talking to some girl and I said “I like Phil’s newest video. He’s a great guy!” and he just kinda sighed and looked at him for a few 10 seconds and nodded while smiling and my heart melted and now I’m 24 and an adult gross