looks at his face like

Pokemon Origins is just “Green you’re 11 and you’re really fucking gay holy shit”

His face straight up looks like “Why do I feel all warm inside when he gets right up in my face?? It feels nice I wanna irritate him more so he does this more NO HOMO” Oh my God it is so adorable and I want to just. Honey. You are so. GAY.

agentmidnight  asked:

I WANT TO SEE CATS

Ask and you shall receive!

MY (ELI’S)  FURBABIES. (AKA THE LOVES OF ELI’S LIFE

This is Rex. His face just kind of always looks like that… Its like he can see the entire universe from my bath tub.  Also, his two modes are needy and bitey.  


This is Sheba, and she likes to bathe in sunlight, eat crunchies, talk about her feelings at inopportune times, and knocking shit over when she unhappy with anything. 


Here is some more pics of them from my recent snapping adventures. 

(Sheba covering her face while she is sleeping next to me, all tucked in under the blankets. )

(Its true. He is a weird one.)

(Sorry for my horrible grammar.  It suppose to say “I am /Trying/ to get some..” )

(They both do this a lot) 

(Bread Boy) 

(Grain Girl)

(The Golden Age of Cat Cinema in my living room) 

(Sheb when she has given up on the day) 


THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! 

I AM ALWAYS DOWN TO TALK ABOUT MY CATS!!

anonymous asked:

"Jesus Christ Simon what happened to you?"

Simon just blinked at me from where he was sprawled on his and Baz’s sofa, and for a moment, I thought he’d somehow turned into a goblin.

“Hey Pen, I picked up this weird green clay face mask from the store, and we thought we’d try it out!”

He looked like he was trying to smile but instead his face was just cracking open.

“Wait, what do you mean we?”

Just then, Baz stumbled out from the kitchen, matching green mud slopped on his face and cucumbers obscuring his vision as he felt around for the spot next to Simon, tossing an offhand ‘Bunce’ in my general direction. 


Send me the first line of a fic and I’ll write the next five!

Another jeffmads drabble for @artlovewonderland <3


James stormed into Thomas’ office, shaking his head slightly. Thomas looked up, an uneasy look crossing across his face. James looked mad, and Thomas didn’t like it when we was angry.

“What have I done now?” He asked, and James glared.

“I’m sick of this!” He replied.

“You’re always sick…” Thomas mumbled.

“What was that, Tommy?”

“Nothing.” He laughed, shaking his head. “What did I do again?”

“It doesn’t matter, I guess. Just kiss me, asshole.” James replied. “And, if I have to pick up one more fucking sock from our bedroom floor and move it into the washing basket, I will gut you like a fish.”

anonymous asked:

Truth or Truth (Souji route. Good ending) Souji. Do you ever miss the guys from the shinsengumi?

Okita’s face falls. “All the time,” he says, quietly, and with unusual solemnity. “I love Chizuru, but she’s not them. She tries, but…” His voice trails off into a sigh. “I know it’s stupid, and life was hard more often than not, but I still find myself missing the old days now and again. I dream of Shiei Hall more than I dream of our days in Kyoto, but sometimes I’m fighting with the Shinsengumi in the war, like I couldn’t when it was really happening.” His face twitches into a frown that looks almost frightened, like a lost child. “They’re not really nightmares, but they still make me cry. I don’t know why, but—” He stops abruptly. “The bottom line is, not a day passes where I don’t think of everyone else in the Shinsengumi,” he finishes, letting out a rueful laugh. “They always say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone, and they’re right. I never really let myself think of them as my friends, even though that’s what they were, and now it’s too late to tell them how important they are to me.”

things that they won't teach you in school

1. skeletor isn’t wearing a blue body suit, that is his skin

2. skeletor isn’t a skeleton, he just had his face burned off 

3. skeletor isn’t actually undead

4. before skeletor had his face burned off, he looked like this

Professor Lupin

6

“You can travel back in time, but you can only travel back in time.”

2

i mean can you blame him????

steve will apparently fight nazis & 117 countries on my behalf but when he saw a group of screaming fangirls coming at us this morning he yelled ‘every man for himself!!!’ and started running
2

OH MY GOD CAN I JUST HUG HIM FOR LIKE A SECOND? (or forever, maybe)

4

I like the idea of long distance relationship seungchuchu. Based on this one text post that I can’t seem to find orz…