For some reason, being in a relationship for two years has made me the relationship expert, which is terrifying because I have to remind people:
- I use to go over to his place to watch t.v. shows and talk every day after dinner. After about a month, I ask my mom if he might possibly like me. She literally facepalmed.
- No one asked anyone out. He put his arm around me, I said ‘this is nice’, and that was the extent of the conversation. We just kind of assumed we were a thing at that point
- He once complimented my eyes and I responded with ‘they are fake’ (I wore colored contacts at that point, and had no idea how to take a compliment)
- I’ve only had one functional relationship, and it is functional because we are both dysfunctional in the same ways. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE NORMAL THING. I no understand your relationship.