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For some reason, being in a relationship for two years has made me the relationship expert, which is terrifying because I have to remind people:

- I use to go over to his place to watch t.v. shows and talk every day after dinner. After about a month, I ask my mom if he might possibly like me. She literally facepalmed.

- No one asked anyone out. He put his arm around me, I said ‘this is nice’, and that was the extent of the conversation. We just kind of assumed we were a thing at that point

- He once complimented my eyes and I responded with ‘they are fake’ (I wore colored contacts at that point, and had no idea how to take a compliment)

- I’ve only had one functional relationship, and it is functional because we are both dysfunctional in the same ways. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE NORMAL THING. I no understand your relationship.

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get to know me meme : favorite relationships [1/5] sterek
“Oh, I don’t know, Derek. I think you two make a pretty good p a i r.”

girl with crush - checks your star sign, wonders what you looked like in high school and what your parents are like
guy with crush - wants to put his dick in your mouth. you, specifically

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tfw ur gay ass gets saved by a cute stormtrooper and you both crash on a desert planet and you wake up thinking that you’ve gotten this boy killed and that you’ve lost your best friend and that you’ve failed your vitally important mission but then you get back to base and your cute ex-stormtrooper is not only alive but has also retrieved your best friend and completed your mission and also he looks really good in your jacket

The Signs as Untranslatable Words of Love from Around the World

(Spanish) Flechazo, an arrow shot- love at first sight: Aries, Cancer

(Tagaolg) Kilig, the giddiness you feel when meeting your crush: Libra, Taurus

(Yaghan) Mamihlapinatapei, the shared look between 2 people too shy to make the first move: Pisces, Virgo

(Hindi) Viraha, the realization of love through separation: Aquarius, Sagittarius

(Romanian) Dor, the sense of longing when separated from that which you love: Scorpio, Capricorn

(Japanese) Koi No Yokan, when you meet someone and know you are destined to fall in love: Leo, Gemini

(insp. by @sixpenceee)

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Bleach Favourite Moments: All I was going to do was give him the bread at the door and ask him a question. How was I supposed to say no? And then Kurosaki-kun tells me to take home what I want! He’s so sweet! So sweet! SWEET! S-W-E-E-T, S-W-E-E-T!

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Imagine looking up and seeing your crush or bias looking at you like this…

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When a hot guy stretches and his shirt pulls up: