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Look what Finding Nemo puts Marlin through, just because he stopped concentrating on survival for a second:

1) His wife and 99 percent of his children are eaten alive by a barracuda. 2) His son, on his first day of school, ventures away from the class and is kidnapped by an Australian dentist (Parents: Beware). 3) He is pressed into joining a “Fish Are Friends” AA-style club run by sharks, who are not sticking to the program. 4) Said club’s leader, Bruce, tries to eat him. 5) He is almost blown up by underwater mines. 6) He is eaten, but not digested, by an angler fish. 7) He is shocked unconscious by jellyfish. 8) Again he is eaten, but not digested, this time by a whale. 9) He survives a spinning “vortex of terror.” 10) Once more, he is eaten, but not digested, by a pelican (for a change).

The moral? NEVER LET YOUR KID OUT OF SIGHT EVER.

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