looking for a murderous psychopath

Nothing’s gonna harm you (not while i’m around)

Hey everyone! Remember when, two months ago, I said I was working on a Baby BatCat fanfiction? Well, I finally got around to finishing it!

I’m sorry it took me so long, but what was intended to be a small, fluffy OS turned into a behemoth of a fic, filled with angst and hurt/comfort. So I guess it’s a win? Please enjoy!

Baby BatCat. Post-Season 3 Winter Finale.

It’s been two days since the standoff between Bruce and Jerome. While Bruce is having trouble coming to terms with his ordeal, Selina has never been more worried about anything or anyone.

This missing moment is about the two of them taking care of each other, having important conversations, and realizing that protecting and trusting are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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“No one’s gonna hurt you,

No one’s gonna dare.

Others can desert you,

Not to worry, whistle, I’ll be there.”

— Not While I’m Around,

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Selina quietly observed him from behind the window as he sat on the couch opposite the fireplace, his lanky frame somewhat tense, shoulders sagged and head low. It had been a couple of days since Jerome wrecked havoc on Gotham and tried to murder Bruce, and Selina couldn’t remember a time when she had felt more terrified for him. The moment she’d learned about what had happened, she’d gone straight to Wayne manor, not even caring that she was supposed to be mad at Bruce—she just wanted, needed to make sure he was okay.

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Sharing snack.. Problem..

I know what you are thinking, “DISCO? Is this about you and your friend sharing snacks and stuff” WELP NOPE! It’s about the problem I’m been having since last year October and till this day.. So, there is s girl sitting beside me and builled my BFF (@melodyymarieee) just for snack.. I would always see my BFF being builled by this “Thing..”, I didn’t want to see her depressed and have an empty stomach.. And I couldn’t stand up for her.. That I felt being an awful, horrible best friend. That then I became a target to “my classmate” that she would always take our lunch bag to search for the snacks she wants and left the disgusting snack for my BFF and moi.. My classmate would rather.. Take it and eat it or give the snacks to the “troublemaker” in my class.. I support and cheer up my BFF.. But nothing worked.. My classmate would always treat us like slaves so like whenever she needs tissue.. She acts like A whiny bitch.. And tell one of us to get it.. (LIKE BITCH GET IT YOURSELF!) and then when we refuse, she’s goes 0 to 100% triggered! Like woah! CALM THE HELL DOWN! She would abuse, threaten, being rude to us whenever we don’t give it to her.. This even happens in lunch as well! I always have an empty stomach cuz of it.. I try to make it stop.. But no matter what,I MEAN NO MATTER WHAT! She will do this every day.. She would even use my BFF’s phone to do random shit than working in her work! The thing is, that I didn’t like her since the first day of school, I could tell that she’s the devil in the inside.. She forces us to do her work, give her our snack/lunch and threatened us.. I think to my mind like I wanna give up, I’m not god enough, can’t stand up for my own BFF.. ;-; . My other BFF in the school when we go home, she would see me cry and suffering from every day.. Monday-Friday.. And she tried to cheer me up, my brothers tells everything to the parents but they didn’t believe him.. Everything turned horrible for me.. I told my other friends at school about this and defend me from “her” and keeps giving me a look like a psychopath who wants to murder me of some sort… The reason I share snacks is.. If they have no snack or lunch.. But this girl does it to make my BFF and my stomach empty like we’re homeless and need food.. I bet it will never stop and NEVER WILL.. Every time I need help from my BFF “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”, talking about life “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Random things if we are bored “SHUT THE FUCK UP”. This will end till the last day, but the only reason I can stop getting my snacks is to hide them.. But it didn’t work… My BFF and me ARE TRYING our whole best! To make “her” stop talking our snacks/lunch/things away from us.. That she forced me to my other BFFs to stop being friends with them just because “I give snacks for them for A REASON!” I can’t take it anymore, it will never stop and never will, till the school ends.. I need LOTS AND LOTS of support, I want my BFF and me to be happy and fine than been treating like slaves.. So yeah.. Thanks to @derpyaugirl and @cutedrawerkathy for helping me by giving advice but it need more advice so please.. Help me and @melodyymarieee get “this thing” to stop!! @a-sinner-insomniac @jazminerodriguez0813 @the-oreo-skele @roch6103 @t0327875h @electronthehusky @empy12 @underfanworld @derpgreen @lananhsans @goldenbird223 @lunalight123 @lunarrette @mykittysansy @softe-candy @notch0607 @misterah13 @loverpod153 @bluefire9 @seajewel43 @wolffloof @justiceinstripes @pinkybakah @pinkmnm34 @ask-akira-roamtale @ahazune @inkchara23 @phoebe-playz @aruisperfect @nicky-chanxd @sapphire-sinsformysanspai @sakaruchibi @scaplatis-random-crap @weird-lil-cloud @1spoopy1 @lightingsans234 @clausysnas @almaneko045 @temsans @mommy-feggo @mu51callymy5ter1ous1222

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I know, my Tumblr friends are online.. But at least they have my back and cheer and support me at Tumblr! :3 lols

When Leiftan said something like “yeah I know I don’t look like I would kill anyone” I was like wtf dude first I don’t trust you at all and second remember your fucking familier ? Of course you look like a crazy psychopath murderer

Roses and Revolutionaries pt. 2

(A/N) This was formerly titled Night Life, but I started fleshing out the plot (and ending!) and decided that this was more representative of the direction I wanted to go with this story. I can say that the story is going to be much more focused on The Count and the Volturi in the future, but I felt it was best to establish Y/n as a character and give the story some context before I go into any further detail with The Count. Just know that is coming soon! Probably in the next chapter.

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Part One

*The new & impoved version, Roses and Revolutionaries: Revamped, is here as promised.

It was not until daybreak when the sun peaked out from the horizon that Alec realized it would be best to move the girl’s limp body. Soon the residents of the neighborhood would make their way out of their homes and discover an unfamiliar boy with red eyes and sparkling skin and an unconscious girl covered in blood, a spectacle Alec decided he could live without.  

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A very important and pertinent and Fascinating issue raised by @psicygni, doubtlessly worthy of careful consideration, which is why I am formally switching my dissertation topic as I write this.

The reason he has the dorky bowl cut, which really has grown on me through the years and I’m not complaining, is not necessarily that he likes the way it looks on him, but mainly that it’s pretty much the default haircut for Vulcans, no? (Although, and the shortest my hair has ever been is chin length so I might be totally wrong, it also looks like it would be awfully high-maintenance, so not very logical at all?) Anywho, my guess would be that if he lived in modern day SF he would have an equally common haircut, so not the 🍜 with pointy sideburns cause he’d have to go out of his way to get into that, right? Still, he’s Spocky, so it would be something practical because yes, he always looks Awesome, but in an Effortless Way. So nothing like this,

or like this, *sighs heavily* 

or, as much is pains me, because holy f#%&@ng shit, like this

cause it would be just too much time in front of the mirror in the morning and then checking that the whole thing is still up there and looking okay during the day and too much product that he would need to remember to pick up at the store and also this is not a haircut you can just let go, right? You have to trim it every couple of weeks and stuff or it’ll get too long, not very Logical or Efficient.

Something like this would be super easy to handle 

but somehow it just doesn’t scream Spock!!!!!! to me, plus I think it wouldn’t look that good if he were clean shaven and Spock would probably shave religiously even on weekends (although he’d get a Delicious, Edible five o’clock shadow by 3PM or something and he would look totally GQ and omg okay back on track).

So maybe something like this, minus the murderous psychopath look and the corpse in the background?

which in the end would be the same thing as this when it’s a little longer (although I guess a little darker) and yeah I can’t complain really, 

like, there is definitely some product but it’s very minimal and it seems like this is the hairstyle of about 7 out of 10 of the guys I talk to, who are mostly in their mid twenties to early thirties, so it feels like Spocko would probably gravitate towards something like this?

Also, may I just mention how very impressed I am that ZQ can rock about sixty different haircuts while I spend my life in a ponytail? 

Except this, he’s not rocking this.

First impressions. Joker x Reader x Harley

Plot : Joker and Harley are going on a reunion with the Suicide Squad and the reader followed them even though J said no .

Warning : swearing, guns

Pairing : ( Jared Leto ) Joker x Reader x Harley

First impressions.

“Dad please please please please please please please please please PLEASE can I come with you!?”

“For the last god damn time (Y/n) the answer is NO !”

This was going for at least an hour. You argued with your father , The Joker, about going with him and your mother, Harley Quinn, one a special mission that involves the Suicide Squad. Your mother told you all about her old team and you wanted to meet them . And maybe even play with them .

Harley was perfectly fine with you coming along while J refused to let you go with them .

Surprisingly he cared about his daughter a lot and was very protective over her . He was that way ever since your birth . He didn’t even let you have a gun till recently and you were already 17 . To you he was the best father and you looked you to him , even if the intire world saw him as a murderous psychopath.

You loved your family, sure you were not perfect but you were happy.

“Buuuuuuuuut daaaaaaaaaaaad it’s not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir” you whined.

You were trying to annoy him till he agreed, you did this a lot so he pretty much got used to it but right now you were just pushing his limits . He stopped in his tracks and looked at you .

“ (Y/n) I’ve told you no and that’s final ” he said but you will still not give up.

“but mom doesn’t mind so why can’t I go ”

“because your still a kid ! ”

“am not ! I’m 17 ! ”

“I don’t give a flying fuck how old you are ! You are staying here and if you try and follow us you will be in for a bad surprise ” he warned before leaving the room .

You folded your arms on your chest.

So not fair.

You still will follow them though. Smirking you ran to your room to get ready. You were not missing this for the world, even if you’ll get in trouble later . Packing 2 guns , rope , a few grenades and a smoke bomb you were basically ready. All left to do is to follow them .

Before they left though, J made sure you are not going anywhere by ordering two of his henchmen to guard the door to your room . “I’m sorry you can’t come with us pumpkin, you know how your daddy can be ” your mother smiled at you as she sat near you on your bed while you were “upset” .

“Harley! Where the fuck are you its time to go !” J yelled from downstairs “guess that’s my call , now you be a good girl for mommy ok ” she smiled again before kissing your forehead and leaving the room.

Nope .

Not part of the plan .

You took your backpack and looked out the window, they were already in the car and leaving. You jumped out your window using your rope to get down safely. You ran to your motorcycle and putting on your helmet you drove off after them , a good distance apart.

Soon you saw the car your parents were drive to an abandoned werehouse . You saw other cars too . You parked your motorcycle about 50 feet away and sneaked your way to the second floor of the warehouse. You found a good hiding spot where you could see and hear everything.

“ Hey Harl , Joker, long time no see ” you heard a man with a lot of guns say . “Heya there Floyd! How’s your daughter doing ” Harley asked with a smile on her face . So that was Deadshot. Then you see another guy come along “well lookie who we have here , the crazy girl and her boyfriend ” he said in an Australian accent.

Ok so that was Capitan Boomerang. You then see a huge guy to the side . That’s probably Killer Croc .

Nice .

So that were all the guy of the squad, who were still alive , your mom told you about El Diablo and how he died .

You really wished you could meet the guy .

You saw that Croc was staring in your direction.

Fuck you forgot , the guy was a fucking crocodile, he could smell you a mile away. “We have company ” he growled as he pointed at you . Within seconds Floyd started shooting at you , your parents not realising it’s you started to shoot as well .

Fuck .

Well guess it’s time to play .

Pulling your hood up you start to run .

You were skilled so not even one bullet hit you . You took your chance and jumped to the first floor, Croc attacked you as soon as your feet hit the ground. You bearly moved out of the way and jumping up you landed on his shoulders and jumped forward knocking Boomerang of his feet before he could attack you . Harley cane up to you swinging her bat at you . You again doged the hit and with one rough hit you knocked the bat out of her hands and knocking her off her feet as well . Floyd was next to attack but as you got closer you took out your gun and shoot Floyd’s gun out of his hands .

You were about to turn around but you felt a knife on your neck .

Fuck you forgot about your father, of course he would wait for the perfect opportunity.

“Now , now doll . Don’t move and you won’t get hurt ” He said no doubt having a smirk on his face. He grabbed your hood pulling it off your head.


You turned around to him .

Yeah .

He was super pissed. “Ummm……. hi dad …. heh …. I’m just ….. um ” you didn’t know how to answer but before you could say anything Harley jumped on you.

“OH MY GOD PUMPKIN YOU WERE AMAZING!!!!” You sighed in relief .

“Wait… you two have a kid ?!”

You made the best first impression ever .

Even if you were grounded for almost 2 months.

It was so worth it.

Damn! I Need Her Number (Flashpoint)

“Holy Frigging God!” I screamed like a little girl. A breacher. This is going to end badly. With Metahumans everything does. Oh, wait. A woman breacher. A nice looking metahuman breacher. That’s better than a murdering psychopath.

“Cisco!” She came to me expecting a hug.

“I’m sorry,” I felt bad; apparently she knew me as Cisco. I left him at home today. He has no place at work. “I’m not opposed to hugs from sexy women, but I am opposed to hugs from strangers.”

Sorry, Miss. Name! I need a name. And a number, preferably. Not preferably. Definitely.

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Request: Can you do a preference where you are Stiles’ older sister and you are just home from college and you need to pick him up from a pack meeting and you meet Derek and he’s kind of a jerk at first, but then you find out later from Stiles and Scott that he has feelings for you? Then he loses control a little while after you started dating and figures out that you are his anchor? Sorry it’s so long! Thanks! 😊

AN: r u ready kids

Coming home from college for a while wasn’t so much your choice but the feeling of moral obligation ever since you found out about the bills your dad was paying for Stiles’s Eichen House and hospital bills along with his own plus your college payments. You knew it was too much- especially with the minimum wage he was getting and no sick leave. So you knew taking a break wouldn’t hurt, getting a job and trying to help you dad out (despite his objections).

Being Stiles’s older sister was becoming difficult though since his jeep was in for repairs and so now he was demanding you pick him up every five seconds. You were tired and you didn’t really want to get too involved with his life, knowing about the wolves and whatever was going on there. You didn’t know all the details but you still have the vaguest memory of sitting in your car waiting for Stiles and seeing Scott flying out of his bedroom window with yellow glowing eyes and Stiles running after him holding a dog bowl with his name on it.

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i don’t think all might is gonna die.

yo so look, i don’t think Toshinori/All Might is gonna die in bnha. and i have a few reasons for thinking this

a lot of this series is geared to make us, the audience, think something is gonna happen based on our expectations of shounen genre anime, but then something else happens.

take for instance how a lot of people were apparently expecting katsuki to have some deep backstory that gives reason to his temper and overall shit personality.

nope. just this.

also, the most recent arc with katsuki’s abduction. we all know how that went, and how katsuki  is like the most ass-backwards and hella edgy hero in goddamn anime. without context all of his frames would probably look like he’s a psychopathic murderer about to join the league of villains and wants to blow shit (and people) the fuck up.

“stfu bitch ur cramping my style” katsuki-ver.

and then

that is the face of a devil. he could probably give yoichi hiruma a run for his money

seriously look at that. does that not look like some intense villain-face to you? funny thing is he’s still a good guy, this whole thing is about him affirming the fact that he’s a hero and will never change - and tbh i’m pretty sure katsuki sits firmly in chaotic good. like holy shit this guy is the personification of chaotic good.

taking a break from Examples Via Katsuki, let’s also take a look at how the hero system is viewed. in general, horikoshi kouhei has actually set up a rather realistic take on how modern-society would react to heroes becoming an actual “thing.” vigilantism is firmly looked down on, and vigilantes will be dealt with since there exists the hero system - wherein potentials have to go to school, get an education (that includes normal high school curriculums)

there’s also the fact that the media and populace will act negatively when something goes wrong - like when katsuki was kidnapped. (shit we’re going back to katsuki again)

also also the relationship between izuku and his mom. unlike a lot of anime moms, she doesn’t just kinda fade into the background. she also isn’t a key point for character development in the negative sense - she isn’t the abusive, Evil Bitch Mother. She also isn’t one of the few Good Moms™ that dies for the same reason the Evil Bitch Mothers exist - character development.

instead, she’s a good mother, tries her fucking best, loves her son (they are 3CUTE5ME TOGETHER, FUCKING HELL) and instead of being a constant, silent support for w/e her son does regardless of the consequences

real reaction people. real mother that really loves her real adorable son. she’s seen how badly he gets hurt, and even though she supports his dream and the fact he’s come this far she is so fucking worried for him

… okay back to baku-bro/ho because tbh he is the best example.

so, tragic-backstory baiting (which ended up being completely false), chaotic good hero that ultimately didn’t turn to the “dark side” like most rival characters do, AND - 

katsuki’s True Rival™ makes an appearance. tbh i honestly wasn’t expecting this; i figured izuku and katsuki would still be the real rivals but it’s more like these two are the rival/best friend pair, and izuku is just, kinda there. pffhaha. (poor deku son)

SO. ALL OF THIS, ALL OF THIS UNEXPECTED SHIT, TWISTS AND TURNS AND EVERYTHING (there’s more but i don’t feel like scouring the manga to find the screenshots/panels)


painful. PAINFUL. BUT ALSO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. i don’t think i’ve ever seen such a blatant statement of “here’s some foreshadowing of death.” ofc the first thing we’re all gonna think of is that allmight is gonna die. he was gravely injured 5 years ago, he has his “successor” who he’s training, and this really cinches it.


aizawa shouta is horikoshi kouhei’s SI/OC

but yeah, this is my reasoning. @athanatosora also pitched in for half of this shit. maybe we’re reaching but, like, we don’t want all might to die. DONT JUDGE US FOR WANTING OUR FABULOUS SON TO LIVE AND BE A FATHER TO IZUKUUUUUUUUU

anonymous asked:

Internet AU I really want to request Markson meeting through a dating site, Mark being shy as usual and Jackson his playful self, they fall in love with each other after that, sorry for my bad english :C

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i’m not sure if this is exactly how you wanted it but i gave it my best

also this turned out to be super long but it was just so much fun to write i couldn’t help it

and don’t worry anon your english isn’t bad at all! :) i hope you’ll like the prompt~

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Can we take a moment to appreciate domestic Harley and J??? The fact that their room is a mess and it’s probably all Harley’s fault? That their bed isn’t done? That Harley’s bat is in the wall? That J is swinging around her Bat? That in order to waste time while his gf is getting ready J is opting to torture someone? That Harley takes longer than J to get ready? That J is like every other impatient boyfriend who has to wait for their girlfriend who is taking 7382738282 years to get dressed? That Harley has J + H written in lipstick on their mirror? That these two mofos are luxurious as fuck?!!

photo via: @murderous-manipulative-angel