lookin-mother-fucker

Pennywise: and down here, you’ll float too! We all float dow-

Me: listen unless you got an anti gravity chamber or 1500 lbs of salt all up in your water supply there’s no god damn way I’m floating anywhere bitch, cause I’m like 1000 pounds k, don’t insult me like that. Damn ass big forehead size of my plasma screen tv Ronald McDonald lookin mother fucker

I would let pennywise fuck me up if it meant protecting my children. Rip my limbs apart. Eat my face off. Pull each hair from its root. Levitate my soulless body past the earths atmosphere. IDGAF!!! But leave my sons and daughter alone you looney bin sandwich, Ronald McDonald wannabe lookin mother fucker

anonymous asked:

Have you seen Jackson Storm Pixar released his image I think he is that antagonist for cars 3

there’s been no release of what Jackson Storm looks like yet, but I’m willing to bet he’s this nirous-boosted, Lambo-lookin mother fucker right here

He looks like a cross between supercar legends, the Lykan Hypersport:

and the Lambo Veneno:

both from 2013. With Pixar’s cartoony, twist, of course. As for him being the antagonist, I suppose it’s possible, but I’m thinking if he is the villain, he does so inadvertently. My theory is that he’s the next Big Thing, and he simply draws attention away from Lightning. Suddenly, McQueen is old news, and he needs someone to blame. 

HOLD THE FUCK UP. STOP SCROLLING FOR A MINUTE.

I need to talk to you about a boss mother fucker right here. His fucking name is Wulfric.

Doesn’t look like much, right? DEAD FUCKING WRONG, KIDDO.

THIS MUTHA FUCKA RIGHT HERE IS A GODDAMN SUPERHERO AND LET ME SHOW YOU WHY

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE RIGHT HERE

HE’S LIFTING THESE GODDAMN BERGMITE AND WEIGHT TRAINING WITH THEM. THESE ICY LITTLE SHITS WEIGH 219 LBS (99.5KG). THAT SHIT AIN’T EASY UNLESS YOU’RE GODDAMN HE-MAN HERE.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

THIS SANTA CLAUS LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER LIFTS A GODDAMN AVALUGG OFF THE GROUND. AVALUGG WEIGHS 1113LBS (505KG) AND RON FUCKING SWANSON’S DAD HERE IS LIFTING IT OFF THE GROUND LIKE FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO SUNDAY ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!?!?!

Massive props to this fucking guy. He is more gym leader than anyone else ever will be. Shit.

I thought this action would be cute so I sent Tony… but it turns out it was just more mind fucking….. Et tu Sammy? At least Sam just makes him wiggle dance like a charmed snake…

LOL… jesus.

LMAO LOOK HOW BAD…  I dont know what the worst part of this outfit is…

LOL When I was reading this I was like ‘Gross Jasper. Eat brains. Love yourself.‘ and then Fury was like:

LMAO. Man after my own heart….

Look at this flamboyant Run DMC lookin mother fucker…

They didnt call him Jam Master V and thats a sin.

This reminds me of the scene in X-Men with Storm telling Rogue she shouldnt get her powers removed…. like its easy for you to say you white haired fuck. LMAO

salad-notq  asked:

Hello could you make one where the RFA+V and unknown popped out of MC's phone?? Idk I think it'll be cute and funny(???) ( I am new here anyway and ur acc is cute af bye )

(AH I LVOE YOU CUTE MESSAGES LIKE THIS MAKE ME HAPPY TO RUN THIS BLOG -Mod kris)

allstar came on while writing this I’m gonna scream also headcannon this happens at midnight on day 5 when youre first assigned their route


yoosung: you were playing Mario kart and you had gone to get a cup of water, the screen that allowed another player  to join was still on. you heard your phone ringing and you assumed It was your family or a friend and you weren’t in the mood to answer, tbh. you go back to your living room and ?/ theres this cute blonde?? sitting on your couch?? with a controller in his hand?? “Hey I’m yoosung! are you (m/c)?”

saeyoung: boy were you tired.  you had to write a 5 page essay about computer programming due at 7:30 and it was already midnight. you still had to sleep. At one point, you fell asleep and when you woke up, it was 6 and your essay was fully completed and there was a blanket around you. what the fuck? a red head who looked concerningly similar walked into your room with a smile and a cup of coffee and said “oh hey I’m Saeyoung good morning babe.”

Zen: booiIIII you were cooking in your house and singing ‘show me the world” and other cheesy romantic Disney songs and all of a sudden another voice joined you. you almost screamed and turned aaround and there was this bEANPOLE of a guy and you just say “Zen?” and he grins happily and says “BABE!”

jumin: ( I just got hiccups for no reason why jesus Christ) you were a law student, currently studying for your final exam. “what the hell was a mens rea?” you asked no one in particular. a deep sudden voice came from your bed. “ the mental element of a crime. For example murder requires intent to kill or wicked recklessness.” swiveling around in your chair, a tall man sat up straight. “Jumin Han. And youre (m/c) I presume?”

Jaehee: (I took not having hiccups for granted) you were up way past one, having just finished all your work for a week. You had just made a cup of coffee, and were about to add your creamer in when a feminine voice from behind you requested a cup as well. Turning around was a really pretty girl with short brown hair. “Pardon my intrusion. I’m Jaehee Kang.”

v: lmao whos house is he in he doesn’t know. He stumbled around aimlessly. “Hello?? Is anyone there?? Where am I???” You called out to him and he stumbled in. “m-m/c? is that you?” how the hell does he know your name um? “Its me, V.”

unknown: You had left your phone on it’s charger and you went to take a shower and once you came into your room, you were clothed in pajamas. This really emo/angsty lookin mother fucker was waiting for you. “Come with me. Were going to paradise.” he demanded. You laughed and kissed his cheek. “Hey Saeran.” and you laid in bed. poor boy is shook help him.


(this is the longest request ive written other than my zen fic oh my)

anonymous asked:

Post a selfie you white-ass Miley Cyrus lookin' mother fucker.

There I am, Miley Cyrus. Living every teenage rockstar girls dream.