lookin' like an elf but still

By the time my shift is over at work I’m like a greasy mess with no blush or highlighter left to be seen
But this combo…. This drugstore combo right here? Kept my shit beat all day. Like I can’t believe I still see blush on my fucking face right now at 5pm with no touch up. Wild.
Also putting powder on your t zone before foundation is the gift of the gods 💕💞💖

I should probably also mention this stuff is dick appointment proof \(*´ ꒳`*)/ so you can do your makeup like a hoe and stay lookin like a hoe
MY reaction to: EXO (Original 12)

{Currently am digging a hole where all the EXO shit will go so, here we go.}

{Based on my actual first reaction to each member}


Xiumin (Kim Minseok) 

Originally posted by daenso

OH MY GOSH 

THAT’S A DUDE!? Hold up, how old is he? He looks like he might be the Maknae of the group. Is he? He probably is. He is so cute. Holy shit, Hey sweetie, hook me up with WHOEVER THE HELL does your eyebrows and eyeliner–

Hold up. Wait. DOES HE HAVE A SNAGGLE TOOTH? Holy shit, i think i’m in love. 

Okay, this guy is so far the easiest to tell apart from the rest of the group. 

Way i know him: That guy with big eyes and AMAZING eyebrows



Luhan (Lu Han)

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

Wait, who are you? You don’t look Korean….

You look…Japanese? But your name isn’t Japanese sounding….

(Watching MV) Hold up…who is that? Baekhyun? Chanyeol? OH. It’s Luhan!

Way i Know him: If it’s not Baekhyun or Chanyeol, it’s most likely Luhan. 


Kris (Kris Wu/ Wu Yi Fan)

Originally posted by bts-exo-reactions

WOAH. Hey, YOU LOOK AMERICAN

YOU SERIOUSLY LOOK AMERICAN THAT’S SCARY. Are you part American? Canadian? You are also seriously white, boi–

Where is your sunscreen? I hope you’re wearing sunscreen.

Way i know him: The american lookin dude. 


Suho (Kim Jun-Myeon)

Originally posted by irpsychotic

AWWWWWW YOUR FACE IS SO CUTE

YOU LOOK LIKE KAI AND XIUMIN HAD A CHILD SO ADORABLE 

CAN I PUT YOU IN A BOX AND TAKE YOU HOME? YOU ARE SO CUTE <3

Woah….THOSE VOCALS HOLY SHIT

Way i know him: XiuKai love child.


Lay (Zhang Yixing)

Originally posted by squynhty

Oh wow, are you related to Kai? Cause you got like…the same facial structure. The strong jawline shit is really gracious to you. 

Also, WOW, Are you the equivalent to a dumb blonde in the group or something? 

Or are you….??? ARE YOU STONED??? You look like you’ve been blazin’ for the past YEAR.

Way i know him: The constantly confused/high lookin’ dude


Baekhyun (Byun Baek-hyun)

Originally posted by makeaestheticgreatagain

H O L Y S H I T

Y O U A R E A D O R A B L E

I W A N T Y O U

YOUR SMILE IS FULL OF SUNSHINE AND YOUR VOICE IS THAT OF ANGELS. OH MY GOSH, I DON’T KNOW IF I’M JEALOUS OR IN LOVE.

Way i know him: The J-Hope of the group (Always dancing)


Chen (Kim Jong-Dae)

Originally posted by lawlliets

Nice face structure, Sick ass vocals, cute af, THE GUY WHO I SHIP XIUMIN THE MOST WITH, another guy i assume is in the maknae line….

YOU’RE THE TROYE SIVAN OF THIS GROUP, AREN’T YOU, YA LITTLE SHIT.

Also, You and Xiumin are so cute. FML.

Way i know him: That guy with the most amazing lips and sick ass vocals.


Chanyeol (Park Chanyeol)

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

*High key took me 8 million years to figure out the difference between him and Baekhyun*

You have some funny lookin’ ears, fam. You look like a little elf! (Okay, HUGE elf, but still an elf)

*Watching MV* Is that Chanyeol or Baekhyun…? Or is that Luhan? Oh wait, this is Ko Ko bop, Luhan isn’t there at all. (I am a terrible person)

Way i know him: Elf boy


D.O (Do Kyung-soo)

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

LOVE

CHERISH

AND PROTECT HIM 

He is like the equivalent to Suga from BTS. He is so cute, and precious, and beautiful, but is actually SATAN.

You look like a rapper, but DAMN THOSE VOCALS. Holy shit.

Okay, i say how much i Love Xiumin and Baekhyun, but D.O is probably my Bias. Oh my gosh, he has the cutest face in the whole world. 

Way i know him: High key Satan, Low key an Angel with a pure heart


Tao (Huang Zitao)

Originally posted by exofetish

You look like you need some serious sleep, sweetie.

*Watches MAMA* Holy shit…YOU COULD PROBABLY KICK AN APPLE OFF BAEKHYUN OR CHANYEOL’S HEAD.

Way i know him: The gentle, scaredy cat, giant


Kai (Kim Jong-in)

Originally posted by kai-tastrophe

YOUR SMILE IS FULL OF SPARKLES AND DIAMONDS.

He looks like he might be part of the Hyung line but….i low key feel like he might be like Jungkook (bts). He looks buff, that jawline looks sharp enough to cut yourself on, and his dance skills are AMAZING.

…Are you a Maknae? I feel like he looks older than he actually is. 

Anyway, DUDE, TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE. OH MY GOSH. 

Way i know him: Silver Maknae? 


Sehun (Oh Se-hun)

Originally posted by sehurn

Woah…Your face is kinda scary 

*Sees him laugh for the first time*……………….OH…………MY…………GOSH……

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING LAUGH. Also, you look like a guy who likes to eat. Because you….are like….pretty tall…..So…tall people like to eat a lot. I WOULD TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT. 

I high key would love you as like a big brother because you look like you’re low key a ton of fun. 

Way i know him: He looks like Ludwig (Germany) from hetalia. 


Overall thought about them (Like two weeks ago): Y’all…are all too hot and/or cute for me. I would love them as brother figures….They would make a great group of big brothers. Would kick anyone’s ass for messing with the youngest. 


Overall thought about them (Now): They are all just amazing musicians, such a shame that Luhan, Tao, and Kris are gone though. Also, WHERE WAS LAY IN KO KO BOP????

i do feel like that popular fandom version of taako is almost a separate character from justin’s taako entirely now. like people just like the idea of a gay elf wizard to draw and dont actually have taako in mind. i think its important to consider how you would picture him if you never saw any other art. if thats still that skinny green celery stick lookin ass twink then thats cool

EXO first tour in North America

(Not in a particular order)

  • ONE STEP BACK
  • Machine, Let Out The Beast and Run were lit AF
  • The VCRs
  • “I’m hungry”
  • Extra screaming when Lay was in the VCRs or mentioned by exo
  • Other group merch at the concert (lmao why)
  • LUCKY
  • Kai and Sehun doing the BDC performance w/ no water
  • “If your heart hurts our heart hurts”
  • Chanyeol talking about wanting to study in Vancouver
  • Chanyeol talking about doing a marathon in LA
  • All that fire/confetti
  • Hearing their beautiful voices in person
  • Seeing their beautiful faces in person
  • The previews at airports
  • PCY doing the sit down rap stuff
  • B A B Y D O N T C R Y
  • “I say E X you say O”
  • Exo trying their hardest to speak english during their ment’s (and did a pretty good job tbh)
  • The instagram updates with the hashtag of city they visited
  • Sehun talking about Chris Brown to make the concert last longer
  • Baekhyun noticing a girl jumping weird during Let Out The Beast because she had a skirt on at the Dallas concert
  • PLAYBOY THO
  • All the hip thrusts
  • “All the dads in the crowd look bored. On the way home show them our pictures. Let them know our names”
  • The fancams
  • The previews during concerts
  • D.O wanting to fight during concerts 110% of the time
  • Xiumin in Dallas “What’s up baby!1!11!”
  • Xiumin in Vancouver “Fans r sweet like maple syrup”
  • Xiumin in LA “LA Lovely Angels”
  • Suho saying that Chicago is “the windy city”
  • “You Guys are as beautiful as the New York skyscrapers”
  • Suho lookin like a god
  • Sehun is a beautiful tall noodle
  • SLEEVELESS SHIRTS
  • ARMS
  • Pcy being a dj during the rave
  • Exo being surprised at how well we knew the songs/fanchants
  • New aesthetic: coffee elf exo
  • Chanyeol changing his hair color for basically every concert
  • D.O and Chanyeol holding eachothers ugly masks at the Chicago concert
  • Chen and his beautiful vocals
  • Kris and Exo being in the same country
  • “Welcome to Exoluxion”
  • Sehun wearing two different colored contacts at the New York concert
  • All the male fans that were at the concerts
  • “This is our last song” *cries*
  • “Lmao jk we still got SFY” *cries even more*
  • Post concert depression
  • “I can feel that we are finally one. We don’t need language. We just need music” - Suho