lookin' good girl!

me: i want to lose weight

people: oh you don’t have to lose weight, you look perfect just as you are

me: *begins to lose a lil weight*

people: OMG YOU LOOK SOOOOOO GOOOOOD! IVE NEVER SEEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD BEFORE! TELL ME YOUR SECRET! YES YOU LOOK AMAAAAAZING! YES MUCH BETTER!! YOU LOOKIN GOOD GIRL! YES YOU ARE SO SMALL!! AND PRETTY