Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

when someone complains that a non human, fictional character’s brown skin is too dark in a fan art, literally all I can bring myself to do is laugh in their face until they stop talking. And then change the subject because no. Just nope! Not having this. 
Fan art is for fun. If you want accuracy in depiction of these characters, go back to your whitewashed canon where you can bask in milky chickenskin paleness as far as the eye can see. We’ll be over here enjoying ourselves and not being overly critical of other fans’ work under the guise of ‘accuracy’. You want to draw brown elves? Go for it hon. I got you. 


so I saw the tag noshameday and I’m not even sure if I fit into this category
but I have a cleft lip and palate,I don’t think I’ll ever have the confidence to upload a selfie of the side of my face where you can see what I look like properly and I always take tactical photos but you can kinda see in these

I’ve been called all names under the sun, I’ve been harassed on the street by strangers and I’ve struggled to ever have confidence in myself throughout my childhood and early teens 

I’ve never posted on social media about this and I feel weird doing so but here we go


[Konoha Hiden]

When everyone is looking for a wedding gift, so let’s take a minute to apreciate the decision in their faces… Like:

-Shino & Kiba: It’s our beloved teammate’s wedding with the dork she has loved forever, of course we will give her the best. 😎

-Sakura & Ino: So, Hinata-chan it’s getting married first 😟, well of course I will going to bring the best gift at the wedding, definitely it will be better than the one from that billboard brow/pig.

-Shikamaru: A wedding gift, what a bothersome, and I guess I also have to assist to the wedding, even more bothersome. 😑 At least we should buy something useful, me and Temari, I meant, because we are going together right?…

-Temari: Is this cry-baby actually thinking in buying a gift?…😏

-Chouji: I can’t wait for the banquet! 😊 I meant the wedding, the banquet at the wedding! 😃

-Ten-Ten: Finally! Hinata-chan must be really happy, I’m so happy for her… 😁 I’ll buy her something pretty, and for Naruto too… What would it be good?…

-Lee: This is an S-rank mission asigned by Kakashi-kage himself, absolutely I will get the best gift in the universe for Naruto and Hinata-chan, you will see Gai-sensei!…

-Gai-sensei: Yes!! This is what youth is all about Lee… 😉

I was just thinking.

Can you imagine Denmark just saying “Nor.” Like, he looks up sees Norway and just.. His face lightens up and no matter what mood he’s in he never fails to smile when he sees Nor, and he just loves saying his name and God can you imagine when they’re doing the doo and he just wants to keeping whispering the same name over and over again. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM JUST SMILING AND LAUGHING NEXT TO NORWAY ‘CAUSE HE JUST CANT HELP BUT BE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.

All Of The Stars by Ed Sheeran (4/4 Preference)

Calum: “You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love”

It happened when neither of you expected it. You were lying on Calum’s couch just like always, your feet up on the coffee table and him with his feet up in the air.

“So what do you wanna do today?” he asks, putting a foot close to your face.

“Well, you’re gonna get your foot out of my face,” you laugh as you push him over, “and we’re gonna do something fun since I only have you for a few more days.”

“Let’s go to the park!” he giggles, hopping up from the couch.

“Cal, it’s ten at night,” you smirk, “I’m not getting murdered.”

“We won’t get murdered!” he smiles, “I’ll protect you!”

“My hero,” you grumble before grabbing your jacket.

After about an hour of monkey bars, flipping off swings and sliding down things you two end up lying in the grass looking up at the stars. You’re in the middle of talking about the great adventures he’s going to have when you look over and he’s looking at you with a stupid smile on his face.

“What?” you laugh, pinching his cheek.

“Nothing,” he shakes his head, “what were you saying?’

you continue to prattle on, completely oblivious to the fact that your best friend was falling in love with you.

Ashton: “I can see the stars from America, I wonder do you see them too?”

“I miss you,” you sigh over Skype for what seems to be the millionth time.

“I know babe,” Ashton says, a half hearted smile on his face, “but only a few more weeks and I’ll be home.”

“The days can’t go by fast enough,” you laugh a little, “so where are you tonight?”

“Baltimore, I’m actually on the roof right now looking at the stars.” he says as he flips his screen up to the sky, “Can you see the stars like I can?”

“Sort of,” you laugh as you turn your screen to the glowing stick on stars on your ceiling. You remember him helping you put them up before he left, which also happened to be the first time the words “I love you” were thrown around, “it’s nothing compared to what you’re looking at.”

“I’m looking at the most beautiful girl in the world right now, so my view is pretty amazing.” He smiles, “but in all reality, when I get home the first thing I’m doing is taking you our so we can look at the stars together, like old times.”

“You’ve got yourself a date, Irwin.” You grin at your phone.

Luke: “Saw a shooting star and thought of you”

Your time with Luke was nothing more than a summer spent together, but every time you thought of it a smile appeared on your face. Tonight the meteorologists were calling for a meteor shower that only happened every hundred years.

As you lay with all of your friends in the grass on the quad awaiting the celestial event, you think back to the night you saw three shooting stars with Luke.

You were lying on the beach in Sydney, just a few days before you were set to leave. As you gazed up at the stars you felt his fingers intertwine with yours.

The first shooting star went by and you found yourself wishing that summer didn’t have to end.

As the second one went by you wished that he’d ask you to stay.

And the third went by and you wished/hoped that after you parted ways, you’d see each other someday.

You snapped back to reality as your friend’s ooh’d and ahh’d at the millions of stars that were floating and shooting across the sky. You smile half-heartedly when you feel your phone buzz, a number you don’t recognize flashing across the screen.

“Hello?” you say, quizzically.

“Miss me?” a heavily accent voice says from the other end, you’d recognize that voice in a crowd of people any day.

“Luke?” your voice cracks.

“Turn around,” he says.

Michael: “All of these stars will guide us home.”

“Have you checked the mail today?” Michael asks, his face on your computer screen.

“Um, no,” you raise an eyebrow at him, “why?”

“I think you should go check it,” he says, avoiding your question.

  “Okay, then. I’ll be right back.” You laugh as you hop off your bed and to the mailbox.

You shuffle through the various bills and magazines until you come to a large envelope, your name scribble in Michael’s handwriting.

“What is this, Clifford?” you ask, now back in front of your computer.

“Open it an find out,” he smiles.

You tear it open and find a certificate and a smaller package falls into your lap.

“Read it before you open the second one,” he says with a smile.

The certificate was for a star, it’s location and it’s new name, your name. You then open the small package, inside a necklace with a small pendant in the form of the “home” symbol from Final Fantasy.

“Michael, I love it,” you say, a few tears in your eyes, “but why?”

“Because, when I look up at the sky I think of you. And when I think of you I think of home. You’re home to me, and  I love you.”

the-dream-is-broadway asked:

I think I may have a crush on you ☺️

Okay, so I decided to look up what these ‘crush’ things are, and I finally found out.

You looooooove me! You want to kiiiiiiss me!

Though I don’t know why. I haven’t taken a bath in about three forevers. Maybe my wonderful handsomeness isn’t affected by Neverland dirt, huh?

Though if you did want to kiss me, that would be okay too…


ramblingsofmissrehman asked:



Chelsea Handler uploaded this on IG



Okay here’s the true story of what happened this morning as my mom finished Korra at 7:30

Me: *Trying to evoke reaction* So how’d you like the ending?

Mom: Oh it was great! I’m glad they decided to end it on friends instead of romance!

Me: *Tries to look disapproving and about to follow up that Korra and Asami are a couple, but notices little sister walk in. Then tries to look away and not show my face or It’ll be found out.*

Me: Yeah… heh…

Later by text…

Me: I can’t have phone out during school so I’ll make this quick. Korra and Asami are more than friends. Look it up. Bye!

Mom: That’s dumb.

Me:What? Why is that dumb?

Mom: Giving no real hint then ending like that

Me: Come on, you saw books 3 and 4, there so was.

Mom: Not!

Me: Try telling that to the rest of the fandom who totally picked up on the hints that Bryan and Mike confirmed were intentional

Mom: Bah!

Me: I saw it coming :p

Mom: No way.

Me: Well I didn’t think they’d do it, but I thought they should after a while, and I thought they were just trolling till the finale.

And that’s that! Little brother and sister don’t know, but I’m gonna tell them. Everyone else, keep loving that ship! Korrasami forever!


Part I

  • This is going to have to be separated into two sets because we spent a lot of time out here on the Brooklyn Bridge due to the fact that it was the 13th year anniversary of September, 11th. The bridge was jam packed and there was people everywhere on the bridge. I was in eighth grade when it happened in music class. I will never forget the look on my music teacher’s face when she came back in class. I didn’t understand the magnitude of what happened that day when I attended junior high. I will like to send my condolences to the ones who suffered and till this day grieve their loved ones who perished on that faithful day.
cdwalker replied to your post:Mating Season~

[Amazing.] What. Does this jacket look weird. Is my hair gross. I took a bath but I didn’ really wanna do my hair. [WOW don’t stare at her she is nervous she doesn’t have her usual ego to fall back on.]

H-huh, what? No no, you look great!

[He smiled sheepishly, hoping his face didn’t look too red. Not nearly as red as the jacket she was wearing.]

Looks good on you. 

[Cleared his throat.]

anonymous asked:

Ok you might not be gay, but you do look it and you have some gay ass tendencies

Lol nigga tf you talkin’ about “might”. I know you’re the same person. So again: you wishin’ too hard.

I post kawaii anime gifs, I’m ridiculously nice to everyone, and I have an attractive face. So I guess a nigga is gay to you. 


Also you’re obsessed with this topic.. Sooo.. what does that say about you? lol 


so its #noshameday and ive never posted a selfie before so hey why not post four at once? anyways my disability is that ive been legally blind since birth, completely blind in my right eye bc of a detached retina, and i have 20/600 vision in my left eye due to cataracts and glaucoma. basically im really fucking blind. the first picture is me w/o an ocular shell (aka glass eye even tho its not rly made of glass) in my right eye, the second picture is me with a clear ocular shell, and the third picture is me with an actual ocular shell. the fourth picture is me with my cane that i dont use as often as i should bc people treat you differently when you use a cane (even if they know you, its v strange ableist tbh pls dont do that)

Story Time (again)

Recently I wrote a post about two of my not so favorite encounters while I was in America (and there is a lot more - like that one time a girl actually asked me if people in Slovakia “look the same…. you know, like their hands, do they look the same?” WHAT)

But I thought I would tell you about the few times I met people and they did in fact know about our tiny ass country.

The first time I met someone who knew about Slovakia was in an amusement park. I was getting on Skycoaster and the (young and fairly attractive) guy who worked there and I were just chatting about stuff, while he was making sure I was strapped in properly. Suddenly he went
Him: You have an accent!
Me: Yeah… (at which point I was already strapped in, hanging on the strings face down in a horizonatal position about two feet above ground, so not completely comfortable)
Him: Where are you from?
Me: uhm…. Slovakia?
Him: Oh I know Slovakia!
Me: You do? No way!
Him: Yeah, its kind of small but you have a really cool looking castle in the capital city!
Me: We have a lot of cool castles in Slovakia!
Him: ….I would love to visit one day.
(16 year old) Me: *heart eyes* <3

This was on December 31st and my best friend and I (along with my host madre and a couple other exchange students) were in San Francisco. Now, there is this store called Bubba Gump (which - you guessed correctly - is a restaurant/Forrest Gump merch store) with a bench just like the one in the movie and Forrest Gump sneakers drilled into the ground and tourists can take pictures with it…. Normally the bench is empty but on this day there was a Forrest Gump look-a-like (HE EVEN HAD A BOX OF CHOCOLATES) and you could take pictures with him. So my best friend and I sat down next to this man and started chatting while my host mom got the camera ready. This lovely man dressed in a Forrest Gump suit told us everything he knew about BOTH the Czech republic and Slovakia, including capital cities, bordering countries, population and that “he heard Slovak people are smarter than the Czechs“ (although I am pretty sure he only said that because we were both Slovak lol). Needless to say, he made two homesick exchange students very happy that day.

Couple months later I was getting lunch at some fast food place and had the whole “you have an accent, where are you from” conversation again which resulted in this:
Him: I know Slovakia! You have a bunch of players in NHL!
Me: Yes we do!!!
Him: *starts naming slovak NHL players* ….and my favorite is Satan!
Me: Yeah he is great.
Him: Yeah…. Bratislava is the capital city but I dont know much else about Slovakia.
Me: Thats still more than most people.
Him: *obviously proud of himself*

Zeus sat irritated on his bed, waiting for Mason to show up as he read over their text messages. “What does he want me to do? Fuck up the only plan I have?” He grumbled under his breath, jumping up as he heard the knock on the door. He opened the door for Mason, looking over him with a blank face as he tried to judge his reaction by his body language. “So… You mentioned the engagement. Is that the only thing you want to talk about?”

anonymous asked:

Actresses do NOT drink beer the day of an event. Lest they be "puffy and unkempt."

I don’t think people who look past what is shoved in front of their face think those photos were from the 15th, everything we have gotten out of Madrid have had their dates manipulated, especially pap photos of “dates”.

But regardless, it doesn’t matter, it was staged, whatever, ya know?