look-at-how-high-he-goes!

klance stuff part two

• Lance and Keith are the type of couple that dont even notice they gravitate towards each other anytime & anywhere until Pidge calls them out on it like they’re fucking magnets.

• When Keith first got a fever, his temperature got really high he started being delirious, crying and thinking Lance was his mom calling out not to leave him alone.

• Can’t really tell you how Lance reacted to that. (wreck)

• During seating arrangements when it gets to crowded Keith just stands and sit on Lance’s lap while Lance guides him and automatically wraps his arms around Keith’s waist like its the most natural thing to do.

• Keith is very lowkey scared of horror movies so after looking nonchalant during the whole movie and goes to bed, he hides under the covers and buries himself between the wall and Lance and tries to tighten his boyfriends hold around him.

• He also threatens Lance of telling Pidge to experiment with his beauty products if he ever teases him about it.

• Lance is very thankful for Keith’s fair skin because he can always easily make him blush as red as a tomato (and also easily make a hickey very visible).

• During a mission when Lance needs to keep sniping, he doesnt even need to turn around and worry when there are enemies approching cos Keith is with him. That’s it.

• There’s nothing really surprising about them anymore. Pidge walked in on them once in Lance’s room tying Keith’s hair in multiple little pigtails while Keith was polishing his knives (yes knives not knife)

• Lance sometimes tries to go to Red maybe to find a connection similar to how Keith felt Blue’s energy in the desert. Red is a lil shit and plays around with Lance, trapping him in her particle barrier or suddenly lifting him high up by the back of his jacket hanging from her mouth.

• Keith would have definitely laugh at this if it weren’t for Red doing the same thing to him too. Same connection definitely.

• One time during a supply run, the gang separate and a chameleon alien theif forms into Lance just to be sneaky and his biggest mistake was approaching Keith first because he saw them close together.

• (a punch and a knocked out alien later)
“How’d you know it wasnt Lance??”
“It didn’t call me any pet names”

part 1part 3 part 4

My guys, my dudes. I don’t think we talk enough about Russel before Gorillaz.

‘Cause like? He was about 17 and he was going to a good private school and his future was looking pretty bright when suddenly a demon who’s been possessing his body for who-knows-how-long takes over completely and destroys his high school, mauling his classmates and getting him expelled, not to mention putting him in a coma for four years. Then finally the demon is exorcised from his body and he goes to a new high school to finish his education and he makes great new friends who introduce him to his life-long passion, only for all of that to be ruined by a drive-by shooting which kills all of his friends right in front of him, and on top of that the spirits of his newly dead friends all possess him. His parents, understandably freaked, send him to a totally different country to try and keep him safe and he never finishes his formal education and at 22 he’s living alone in a strange place, haunted metaphorically and physically by his past. And then who should walk into his life but Murdoc Niccals?

I think we should talk more about how having such a formative period in your life go so fucking pear-shaped could fuck a person up. I really think we should.

I made this cause I was planning to make a High School AU where Victor is the son of the owner of the ice rink that just opened in town. Yuuri and Pichit are hockey players, but Yuuri secretly loves figure skating. Victor is a professional figure skater so that’s how they fall in love, after Yuuri goes everyday to the ice rink so he could see Victor practice.

I have the all plot on my mind, guys.

Btw, my pen preassure died yesterday while I was making the lineart, that’s why it looks like that… I kinda like it tho.

p.s: Pichit is that person in highschool that knows everything bout everybody and he also loves wearing pastel colors and painting his nails black.

i do not know why everyone always goes punk!percy..ive always imagined it as punk!annabeth

like imagine annabeth chase with a lip ring and an eyebrow pierced(like the love child of michael clifford and luke hemmings).

i mean no one knows about her inner punk except percy. like imagine just randomly one fine day she enters a room where the remaining 6 and thalia and nico are sitting with her lip and eyebrow pierced and percy just looks at her and smiles and says “i like it chase..i like it very very much.” and goes back to whatever hes doing smiling the whole time cos he’s thinking but how he would like to pull that ring when he kisses her..nico’s just like grins so fucking wide and high fives annabeth with a “hell yeah”..the rest are just kinda quiet cos no one expected this and they are all staring and annabeth raises a single pierced eyebrow and goes “anyone got a problem with this?” and thalia just smiles cheekily and shakes her head. and leo goes “darling trust me i have no problem with that.” with his signature smirk. jason, hazel, and frank get over it and actually find it very cool. but piper. pipers loses her shit. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME?!?!? BLONDE AND BLACK IS SO BADASS BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD DECIDED I WAS YOUR FASHION GURU I MEAN HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS HOT BUT YOU COULD’VE ATLEAST TOLD ME! WE COULDVE GOTTEN MATCHING PIERC-

and annabeth points a finger at piper and goes “and that piper mclean is exactly why i didnt tell you.and piper just sulks for the rest of the day.

3AM Talk
  • <p> <b></b> Farkle is staying over at Riley's place for Christmas. It's their junior year of high school.<p/><b>Location:</b> Matthews's living room.<p/><b></b> Farkle is sleeping on the couch. Riley walks in from her room. She goes over to the couch. She starts shaking Farkle to wake him up.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, wake up!<p/><b></b> He doesn't wake up. She grabs a pillow and throws it at his head.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ow! (Looks around and sees Riley) Why did you do that?<p/><b>Riley:</b> So you would wake up.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Why?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I couldn't sleep and I want to talk to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Do you want to go to your bay window?<p/><b>Riley:</b> How about we stay here?<p/><b></b> Farkle sits up and makes room for Riley on the couch. She sits down. They face each other.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What's wrong?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm worry about the future. This year is the most important school year in high school. I'm scared that I will let the pressure get to me and no colleges will think I'm good enough for them.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, you are one of the smartest people I know. You have accomplished so much...<p/><b>Riley:</b> What did I accomplished?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> In the past year alone, you were voted captain of the debate team.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Only because you didn't want to be captain.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> The only reason I didn't want to be captain was because I know you are a better captain than I'll ever be. You are a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for. You are still tied with me for the most A's, which my dad hates by the way. (Riley laughs) Everyone loves and respects you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks away from Farkle) Do they though? Don't they see a childish person when they see me? I still use a bunny nightlight. I talk to stuff animals. And they talk back. I always try to ignore when things changed.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Everyone hates change. And the other things you mentioned, makes you who you are. It makes you Riley, my best friend. There's nothing wrong with that. You are serious when you need to be, but you also have this innocence that people lose as they get older. I'm happy that you never lost that. It's one of the many things I love about you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks at Farkle and smiles) You mean that?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I do. You helped me to have fun and let loose when I'm stressed. Remember the time, when we were studying at my place and it was raining? (Riley nods her head yes) I was worried about the final exams and you made me go outside, and danced with you in the rain. I had so much fun, that I started not to worried about the exams and I aced them. That was all because of you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was one of my favorite memories.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Mine too. You had made my life better since we met.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You had made mine better too. You're always there for me when I need you. We can talk each other about anything. We challenged each other to be better. I don't know what I would do without you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You'll never have to find out. You're stuck with me. We'll always be best friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I was going to wait to the morning, to give you your present, but now's a good time.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the tree and grabs the present. He sits next to Riley and gives her the gift.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Merry Christmas!<p/><b></b> Riley takes the present and opens it to reveal a locket shaped like Pluto. She starts to have tears falling on her cheeks.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, it's beautiful.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Just like you.<p/><b></b> Riley blushes.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You should open it.<p/><b></b> Riley opens the locket. One side has a picture with her and her family. On the other side, a picture of her and her friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know what to say.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I wanted you to keep the people that matter to you the most, with you at all times. The Pluto locket represents hope. I hope you never change who you are. The world needs a Riley Matthews. I need Riley Matthews in my life.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (tilts her head) Farkle.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You're the best person I know.<p/><b></b> Riley gives him a hug. They stare at each other. Riley leans in and gives Farkle a kiss.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow!<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was...<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow! That was the best gift I ever received.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (smiles) So I guess you don't want the present I got you?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No, I do. But, no gift will ever top that kiss.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (playfully shoves him) You're a dork.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I know.<p/><b></b> They walk to the Christmas tree and Riley hands Farkle his present.<p/><b></b> By the stairs, Cory and Topanga are watching Riley and Farkle.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That was the sweetest moment.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I've seen better.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> They remind me of us when we were younger.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I don't see it.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Like it or not, Riley's growing up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> NOT! I don't want her to grow up.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> We don't have a choice. Quit acting like a baby.<p/><b>Cory:</b> No. She's not growing up and she's never allowed to date. Especially Farkle. I can already imagine Minkus gloating about his son dating my daughter.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> It looks like they will be dating, and they're perfect for each other. Do not mess this up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I can't promise that.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Then I can't promise that you will be living here much longer.<p/><b>Cory:</b> You would really kick me out?<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Mess this up for Riley and you'll find out.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I always thought Farkle was perfect for Riley.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That's what I thought. Now go back to bed.<p/><b>Cory:</b> Yes ma'am.<p/><b></b> Cory and Topanga head up to their room.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> How are you feeling about the future?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I think for the first time in a while, I feel better about it. And that's thanks to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm glad. Any college would be honored to have you at their university.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Thanks.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, where do we go from here?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know. What do you want to happen?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I want to ask you to be my girlfriend and I'm hoping you would say yes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Ask me and you'll find out.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, will you be my girlfriend?<p/><b>Riley:</b> YAY!!!!!!<p/><b></b> Farkle smiles and kisses Riley.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Can you put the locket on me?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It will be my pleasure.<p/><b></b> Riley turns away from Farkle and lifts her hair. Farkle puts the locket around her neck.<p/><b>Riley:</b> This was the best present. Thank you. I love you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I love you too.<p/><b></b> They kiss again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Best Christmas ever!<p/><b></b> The end!<p/></p>

wecheesecakeme  asked:

Headcanons for spark merging with Bumblebee? (TFP or Movie) Love your blog btw <3

TFP Bumblebee

  • The most gentle gentlemech
  • He sets up something really romantic; scented candles, huge fluffy pillows, rose petals, and even some high grade.
  • To say he goes slow is an understatement. He takes his time petting you and cuddling until you’re no longer nervous. 
  • This is a big step. He asks you if you’re sure. You say yes, is he sure? Of course! He looks into your optics as he opens his chestplates.
  • Of course he spends time admiring how lovely your spark is. 
  • He hums and buzzes a lot. His doorwings flutter the whole time.
  • His touches are soft and tender; he wouldn’t dream of being rough with you.
  • Plenty of snuggles afterwards!

sometimes i think about how tarjei stars in the most popular tv show in norway….and still goes to public high school. do u think people bring it up in casual conversation? does he just get comments like oh really nice job on the last episode!! or, every once in a while, does someone look at him and say great acting and everything but you kiss sort of weird. how fucking crazy must it be to have everyone in the country…….. watch and know how you kiss, as a 17-yr-old boy.

Raven is NOT Sienna Khan

I’m actually quite shocked by how the fandom (despite confirmation Raven is a tribe leader, human and is not currently associated with Salem in the slightest) continues to believe this is still speculation.

First of all, the name “Sienna” is unisex. So much like the name “Blake”, it doesn’t just apply to one gender.

But, I’m going to address Sienna as male and I’ll explain why.

Now lets look at this picture here, what does the male figure in the centre lack unlike the other two White Fang members?

He has no visible Faunus trait.

But if we are to look at Sienna Khan’s potential allusion, the tiger, Shere Khan from the Jungle Book, then it’s probably he possesses tiger claws.

And why might I make this arrogant suggestion? Well…

The symbol of the White Fang is three claw marks???

Remember: Sienna Khan = High Leader of the White Fang

So whatever he says, goes.

Much like how the concept of the wearing of Grimm masks came to be.

And that’s kinda dark, don’t you think?

And for the people saying “Raven is Adam’s mother”: How?

Adam is clearly older than Yang (by 4 years at the very least). If the theory were true then his would mean that Raven cheated on Taiyang. And do you really want that?

Taiyang, Qrow and Raven have gray hairs and age lines. They have known each other for a very long time. In fact, they were a team. So why on earth would they sleep around with other people? Not to mention Taiyang himself is still incredibly fond of Raven.

And for those saying Raven at least trained Adam;

The fuckboi carried his sword across his back.

So no, Raven did not train Adam, Raven isn’t Adam’s mother and most importantly, Raven Branwen is not Sienna Khan.

Just recently made a tinder cause I’m recovering from a bad break up and needed a self-esteem boost. This guy and I matched instantly and we had been talking pretty much for a whole day. Decided to meet up at a bar the following night. I get there and he definitely looked better in his photos but hey, looks aren’t everything. Our conversations were good on tinder so I thought he had personality. The whole night all he talked about was how he does drugs and goes to raves all the time, and how he smokes weed everyday. This is all he talked about all night and he literally wouldn’t stop talking. AND HE KEPT SPITTING ON ME WHEN HE WAS TALKING. When I was able to get a sentence in, he would high-five me and say “I think I’m gonna buy you a ring.” This happened at least 5 times. (I get he was probably trying to be cute but it was literally after I’d say anything, and our first date.) Note to self, looks can be deceiving and free drinks are not worth being spit on or potentially proposed to.

so i recall having this conversation with a girl back in high school where she was telling me all excited about Hugh Jackman and how totally hot he is and i was like “huh yeah right” and then she goes “well don’t you have someone like that” and i’m like “yeah i sure do have male actors i really admire it’s just that i don’t think about their looks much and i only like them when it’s their acting skills that amaze me” and she was like “uh okay”

boy i was so obvious yet couldn’t figure myself out

BittyParse post

au where Bitty doesn’t fall for Jack because of an ex he’s still pretty in love with and he is in vegas because that’s where he decided to open up shop and he finds a Somali cat, behind his new bakery, looking very confused with an injured paw

Bitty does not usually deal with cats. they are Not His Thing because they don’t usually take a liking to him (even though he has many treats for them, he learned how to bake animal friendly treats for a vlog one day in high school)

but this one is hurt and can’t do much more than swipe at Bitty when he tries to reach for him but eventually the cat lets Bitty take him inside (Bitty manages to do so after a particular rumble of thunder makes the cat, K his tag reads, jump)

And then Bitty goes to work fixing him up. He checks the paw, calls up his doctor friend (”Bits, I’m not a vet” “I know, Rans, I just need to know one little thing though!”) and figures out that it’s sprained and not broken and he decides it’s alright to take care of K for the night at least, until the morning, when the local vet is open

that night, Bitty finds himself feeling not as lonely as he closes up the bakery. He packs away the leftover sweets and goods to be taken to the shelter in the morning because he will not be wasting a damn thing and he promised the wonderful staff at the soup kitchen that he would bring pies and whatnot over for dessert

and K watches him, staring him down curiously and cautiously even, as if wondering why Bitty is being so nice to him

“you know, i’m not usually a cat person. most cats don’t even like me,” it’s an admission following by what Bitty can only call a raise of K’s eyebrow, if cats could do that. “i knew a guy. He. His cat liked me. She liked me a lot”

Bitty stops scrubbing and he looks over at K. he looks sad, K looks the tiniest bit sympathetic but not really?? idk he’s still pretty cautious

“i kind of. broke his heart” Bitty admits and K bristles, looking alarmed almost, especially when Bitty started to cry “i broke his heart. he was so nice to me and he never wanted me to feel bad and he always looked at me like i was the sun and i. broke his heart.”

Bitty has to get tissues and blow his nose and wipe at his eyes but eventually he breathes in a sigh and looks over at K, who looks a little lost after Bitty’s confession

“you probably don’t understand what i’m saying. or why. but it’s just been eating at me. i moved out here to be close to him without him knowing but i know. it’ll never be enough. i didn’t deserve him.”

K the Somali walks over to sit underneath Bitty, rubbing himself against Bitty’s legs. K understands. if he could, he would say, “He didn’t think he deserved you, either”

but K can’t talk, and so he doesn’t, he just lets Bitty know he is there for him, and sleeps next to Bitty that night

in the morning, K the Somali is gone. Bitty had left his bedroom door open for K to leave if he didn’t want to stay in the room, but the cat has actually disappeared, is gone from Bitty’s bakery. he hopes K comes back one day. he remembers rambling at the cat and wonders if he did so because he needed to tell someone about his regrets or if he did it because K’s eyes, shifting in the light, seemed to remind him of someone

whatever the case may be, Bitty’s surprised when, a few days later, Kent V. Parson shows up at his bakery, asking Bitty where they went wrong, making a rush of memories and the thoughts that he just wasn’t good enough for this man flood Bitty’s mind which leads to the two of them needing to talk

and the entire time Bitty doesn’t notice the bandages wrapped around Kent’s left wrist, until a long while later, when Kent tells him he sprained it

he maybe doesn’t notice that it was the same arm K the Somali had injured

Phineas and Ferb- The Quietest Day Ever

I can’t watch this episode without feeling really horrible for Heinz. Here’s why. To recap, Heinz invents the De-Handsome inator out of disgust due to the ridiculously high beauty standards that male fashion models on magazines set. The switch is accidently flipped to “Handsome” and hits Heinz. While annoyed at first, Heinz realizes he can use his new, handsome looks in order to take over the Tri-State Area due to how people are easily charmed by appearances, and the masses willingly follow his demands no matter how ridiculous. Heck, the crowd even decides to bypass an election and just outright want to make him ruler! Even Roger willingly goes along with it. Of course, the entire scheme is foiled by Perry and Heinz returns to how he normally looks. The crowd and Roger leave, suddenly finding Heinz “ugly”. 

I think many of us can relate. Who hasn’t seen fashion models in the media and thought “Wow, that person doesn’t have to struggle with pimples”, or “I wish I could have that perfectly tanned, skinny body?” People with high self-esteem can probably brush these off. I can relate a lot with Heinz on this. My self esteem isn’t nearly as low as Heinz, but I can empathize with his frustration with depictions of the perfect body. 

When Heinz is turned “handsome”, suddenly he’s in the middle of a crowd who’s willing to give him anything and everything. The problem is, they’re transfixed by his looks. They don’t care about his personality, his interests, his likes and dislikes. They’re shallow. Imagine being rejected, bullied, and humiliated all your life and then without warning you’re surrounded by adoring fans that only like a superficial quality of you. On some level you know they don’t actually know or care about you, but you just revel in the attention while it lasts.

Heinz’s personality goes though a bit of a change too. Once he has the crowd, he doesn’t care where Perry is until he shows up to thwart the scheme. During the song, he rocks his looks to add more people in a mob to City Hall. He brags about his physical appearance, such as his “chiseled features”, “jaw is rugged”, and calls himself an Adonis. Normally, if Heinz mentions his physical appearance, it’s probably something he hates about himself that he targets others out of jealousy. 

 Also, as a Doofenshmirtz fangirl, I can honestly say I prefer THIS Heinz

to this one.

I wanted to point out how good Henrik’s acting is and why there was physical signs all along of Even’s Bipolar disorder.

Physical symptoms:
Motor tics (walking away)
Vocal tics (tone fluctuation when he was manic)
Teeth grinding (he does this repeatedly like in the kitchen scene after he fed Isak it nearly looks like he is eating himself or when he meets him outside the coffee shop)
Drastic fluctuations in body temperature (leading to wanting to be naked)
Insomnia or hypersomnia (sleep is the cousin of death)
Exaggerated startle response (in the pool scene his reaction to the little girl)
High arousal states ( Isak usually goes to bed really late but in the hotel he seems to struggle to keep his eyes open like Even really tired him out)

helpmeicannotfindausername  asked:

Hello how are you? I love your blog and was wondering what do the mercs do on their birthday?

Hi!! I’m doing ok, finished high school last year and I’m currently looking for work.  

Also I want to say sorry, most of these head canons revolve around food. I’m part Italian and food is a way we celebrate special events. Once again I’m sorry.

Scout: Throws the biggest party!! He makes a playlist, sets up games, goes down to the local bakery to buy a few cakes. No matter who you are, you are guaranteed to have a good time at Scout’s party. But once the party blows over Scout calls home, talking to his Ma and brothers wishing they could be beside him.

Soldier: Spends the day with his raccoons, putting more effort in to the meal he prepares for them. Demoman drags Solly off to a bar where both men drink each other under the bar.  

Pyro:  Tries to bake a cake, burns down the entire kitchen. Spends the rest of the day playing with the gifts the team got them. It’s at night where the team surprises Pyro setting off fireworks.

Demoman: One of the few days where he is sober, spends the entire day on the phone talking to his mother. Laughing about the good old times and getting nostalgic. Would open the present his mother got him while still on the phone, acting all surprised. Just to hear her laugh. Later that night drinks a little bit with the team and dances the night away.

Heavy: Spends his day writing letters back home, making sure his family is ok. Treats himself to a few sandviches and a couple of beers. Makes a big meal for the team, sits back watching the men he considers family have smiles on their faces as they dive right in to the food. Seeing his family/friends happy is all he ever wants for his birthday.

Engineer: Get rekt Scout, this is how you throw a party. Is seen on the BBQ roasting an entire cow and smashing back beer after beer. This is the only time you will see Engi let loose. He dances and has a good laugh with his team, at one point gets in to a fist fight with Sniper over which country makes the better beer.

Medic: Does not acknowledge it is his birthday, he hates it. Just a reminder that he is getting older. Spends the day doing the usual takes, cleaning, feeding his doves and working over the medi gun. At the end of the day however Medic sees a small cupcake on his desk.  

Sniper: Before his parents passed away Sniper would receive a phone call and a gift. It was always one of the better conversations he would have with his folks. But after the death of his parents Sniper took up driving on his birthday, letting the road take him everywhere. It’s on his birthday where Sniper thinks he is truly alone, until he walks into the base where the team throw him a surprise birthday party.

Spy: Only a few people on the team actually know when it’s Spy’s birthday. Because of this Spy doesn’t celebrate, still he is given a gift or two from those who know. Late at night Spy will open an expensive bottle of wine drinking it in a few hours as he thinks back on the life he has.  

Exo reaction to you accidentally calling them daddy.

Xiumin: Very shocked but turned on at the same time.

“How did you know I liked that Jagyia?”

Originally posted by xiuxiubaby

Luhan: You would’ve ‘let out the beast’ or his manly side.

“Oh you’re in for one fun ride baby girl.”

Originally posted by ballaydeer

Kris: He’d try to keep his cool but then he’d lose it almost instantly.

“Wha- Well there goes my pants.”

Originally posted by finnodair

Suho: Completely turned on and doesn’t even hide it.

“Oh kitten, look what you started.”

Originally posted by kingjunmyeonn

Lay: Extremely confused and probably  high as you let it slip out.

“I’m not your dad Y/N. What are you talking about?”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Baekhyun: You accidentally sang ‘Call me Baby’ wrong in front of him. so he decided to hold that against you.

Y/N: “Call me daddy.”

Baekhyun: You’re not my daddy but I could be yours.

Originally posted by exoturnback

Chen: He’d decide to play stupid with you.

*looks around* “Babe I don’t see you dad anywhere.”

Originally posted by exoxoolf

Chanyeol: He wouldn’t of been into it until you said it out loud.

“Well damn, I see how you like it babe.”

D.O: He wouldn’t think much of it before, but is always up for it.

“I don’t mind experimenting.”

Originally posted by bitchanyeoll

Tao: He’d act casual about it and be all shy and giggling.

Kai: You’d accidentally slip it out when you were at a coffee shop.

“Oh baby, I told you save that for the sheets and not the streets.”


Sehun: He would be into it once the words left your mouth.

“That’s not my name but I don’t mind jagyia.”

NCT 127+ Doyoung, Johnny and Hansol Reaction when their crush is a friend of a dance crew (Quando a crush deles é amiga de um dance crew)

c:

~Adm Rabbit~

Taeil: *Spends all his day seeing videos from them dancing after you show him one* // *Passa todo o seu dia vendo vídeos deles dançando depois que você mostrou um*

Taeyong: Really? They do a lot of crazy things, i want to do this things on our dances! // Sério? Eles fazem um monte de coisas loucas, eu quero fazer essas coisas na nossa dança!

Originally posted by nct-aeyong

Yuta: Look how high he goes! And when he do like this is so cool! // Olha como ele vai alto! E quando ele faz assim é muito legal!

Originally posted by nctinfo

Hansol: Do you think you can get me some tickets for a workshop? // Você acha que você pode me arrumar umas entradas pra um workshop?

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

Johnny: I saw them performing at Chicago one time, they are good! // Eu os vi performando uma vez em Chicago, eles são bons!

Doyoung: They stop to talk with you on the backstages? When was this? // Eles pararam pra falar com você nos backstages? Quando foi isso?

Originally posted by xmnghrs

Jaehyun: I can’t even stand on teh hoverboard, oh my God! //  Eu nem consigo ficar num hoverboard, ai meu Deus!

Originally posted by neotechs

WinWin: *Doesn’t know who they are* // *Não sabe quem eles são*

Mark: Ah, when i was a trainee they showed us a lot of their videos! //  Ah, quando eu era um trainee eles nos mostraram um monte dos vídeos deles!

Originally posted by markleetrashh

Haechan: Ah really? Cool! * Backs to what he was doing* // Ah sério? Legal! *Volta para o que estava fazendo*

yuuri and phichit getting stoned together in their college dorm and phichit goes on a tangent about how beautiful figure skating is and what it means to him personally and culturally and yuuri blanks while he’s talking and at the end of his philosophical speech phichit looks at yuuri and waits for an answer and yuuri just says “i’ve been staring at viktor’s ass in the poster above my bed for five minutes and i can’t stop” and phichit starts cracking up and says “oh my god dude you’re so gay” and yuuri just grins and nods

Thog: we just toppled a major organization by accident.

Thog has confrimed he would kill for his friends. He has come so far and everyone means so much to him that he would even kill someone from his past. Also the fucking line, “look the hoildays are coming up and gifts are hard to find.”

Inein and Harlock hit it off, that whole fucking bit where she goes. “How did i get here! I said wasn’t gonna be part of the stray dog crew!”

Gregor openly admits hes having dreams about people from his past.

Thog and Markus about to fucking jump Ashe for the title of second best friend. Kyr says not to get weird about best friend but Markus and Thog is having none of that shit.

Everyone high praise of Firi makes her worried because of the possibility of drowning.

FUCKING RAT AND HIS NONESENSE IS KILLING ME.

Also how dare you, Markus sound even the little bit sarcastic or bitter about Ashe secert everything when you are hidding a secert too!

Sleepless Nights

A/N: Requested by Anonymous: Hey so i have a request :) could you write something were Spencer has trouble falling asleep & asks reader to play w/ his hair. Reader does and braids it. Next morning he’s late but doesn’t realise the braids & goes to work:) all fluffy pleasee??💞 

I know I always say how much I enjoy writing everything I post, but this was definitely one of my favorites to write. I had such a vivid image of what was happening in my head, and I hope that reflects in this story. Beware: there is an abundance of fluff and cheese ahead. Enjoy!! :-)

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You awoke in the middle of the night – you looked out your window and saw the moon was still high in the sky. You glanced at the alarm clock next to your bed; the glowing red light read 1:48. A flood of bliss washed over you as you laid down to sleep for a few more hours.

You reached your arm over to the other side of the bed to spoon with your boyfriend, Spencer, but all your hand felt was the sheets. You sat up and felt around – he wasn’t there.

After rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, you saw a light coming from underneath the crack of your bedroom door. You crawled out of bed and padded towards the source of the light.

Walking out into the living room, you saw Spencer – he was sitting on the couch, book in his lap, but his head was in his hands. Once he heard you walk in stumbling around in a sleepy haze, his head spun towards you.

“Y/N, what are you doing up?”

“What are you doing up?” you said with a big yawn while still rubbing your eyes.

You sat down next to him on the sofa. “I’m sorry if I woke you, sweetie, I just… I couldn’t sleep” he murmured. His sad eyes had dark bags underneath them as he looked at you.

You took his hand and rubbed it. Nightmares haunted him almost every night, and even though he never admitted it, you knew he lost a lot of sleep from them. You had tried sleeping pills, natural remedies, and everything in between to get him to sleep, but nothing seemed to work.

“I’m going to make myself some tea, love… do you want some?” you asked as you stood up and walked into the kitchen.

He looked up at you with concern. “You don’t have to stay up with me Y/N, you should really go back to sleep”

You shrugged your shoulders as you began to heat some water. “I’m already up anyway… turn on the T.V., there’s some very interesting programs on at this time of night” you grinned. You knew it was going to be a long night.

You both drank your teas and flipped through the channels. You finally landed on a channel that aired only old game shows from the 1970’s – one of your favorite channels to watch late at night. You sat up on the couch with your legs stretched out straight on the coffee table, as Spencer’s head laid in your lap as he read one of his books.

After about an hour, he closed his book and looked up at you. “Hey Y/N, do you think you could, erm… do the thing?”

You smiled at his request – sometimes when he couldn’t sleep, you would play with his hair. He seemed embarrassed that he enjoyed it so much, but continued to request that you do it.

You loved running your fingers through his gorgeous hair, so you happily agreed.

“Of course” you said as you gave him a light kiss on the forehead and began to twirl his long, curly locks through your fingers.

Within just a few minutes, Spencer was fast asleep.

You combed through his hair until it was tangle-free; it was getting so long. You thought about how pretty it would look if you could straighten it or braid it… Braid it!

You pondered the thought – you had asked if you could braid it before, but he always declined, worried that he would look silly. Would you dare…?

Why, of course you would.

You began weaving the strands in and out over one another until he had two braids running down the sides of his head – it actually looked pretty good. You admired the work that you had done and snapped a quick photo. You knew Spencer was going to kill you when you showed him these photos, but you didn’t care – plus you knew he would eventually find it as humorous as you did.

You laid your head on the back of the couch – looking at the clock, you decided you could get a few solid hours of sleep before having to go to work. You positioned yourself as comfy as you could get, and dozed off.

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Spencer awoke to the sound of his alarm from the other room. He sat up and rubbed his eyes – glancing down at his watch, he saw that he had overslept.

He scurried around the apartment, collecting his go bag, changing his clothes, and writing you a note before he went out on his case. He went to the couch and gave you a kiss on the cheek, then left the house, not aware that his hair was still in the braids you gave him.

Spencer stormed into the conference room slightly late and sat down at his chair. “I’m sorry I’m late guys, I overslept” he said with a yawn. “So, what’s the case?”

A silence swept through the members of the BAU. Derek was the first one to point out the obvious. “Kid, what’s uh… what’s up with the hair?” he said as he tried to stifle a laugh.

Spencer looked at him with a confused look. “What do you mean what did I do with my –” he stopped when he reached up and felt the bumps of a braid on his head. “Oh my god!” he exclaimed as he stood up.

The sound of muffled giggled rippled throughout the team. “Reid, I think it looks cute! Here, look for yourself” Penelope said as she handed him a little mirror from her purse.

Spencer examined himself in Penelope’s mirror – a few moments ago, he was prepared to have an angry phone call with you later, but upon seeing himself with the braids, he couldn’t help but laugh along with everyone else.

He explained to the team how you must have taken advantage of his hair while he was asleep, which made them laugh even harder.

After he went to the restroom to take out the braids, he headed to the plane for his next case. As he sat in his seat, he decided to send you a text.

Hey – thanks for the braids… everyone got a pretty good kick out of them this morning.
Can’t wait to see you when I get home. I love you.

He pressed send then looked out at the clouds below, chuckling about his very eventful morning.