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Possible Concept for Season Three:

  • Big fancy party where Prince Lotor will be

  • Voltron needs to get in somehow

  • Princess Allura goes in, ready to be Royal Guest™ but she cannot go alone

  • Shiro could be possible date but not the point of post lmao
  • Cue Allura excitedly wanting to put Pidge in a dress (cue Pidge internally screaming)

  • Pidge comes out

  • “I feel stupid” - Pidge, scrunching her nose and giving everyone venomous looks because she looks as uncomfortable as she feels and she would rather die than wear this dress anymore because pants are a thing

  • “Yeah, no. This is not going to work” - Hunk

  • “Now what will we do?” - Allura

  • “Lance, get in the dress” - Keith

  • What?!” - Very startled and slightly offended Blue Boy™ because Keith clearly has the curves for the dress while Lance does not, not to mention that mullet will make him look even more princess-y

  • Cue Keith and Lance arguing over how no, Lance will not get in the dress, and no, Hunk, that does not mean Keith will be his date, while Pidge flings the dress off her body, much to Allura’s dismay

  • Anyways, the screen suddenly goes to the party, where Allura and Shiro are linking arms, with the rest of Voltron looking out and meanwhile, Coran is back in the castle, wearing the dress and muttering how rude it was that no one even considered him
  • Yuuri: *in a giant sweater and jeans and a scarf*
  • Viktor: *softly but full of emotion* holy shit
  • Yuuri: *in his eros costume*
  • Viktor: *softly but full of emotion* holy shit
  • Yuuri: *in full out lingerie complete with garters and chokers*
  • Viktor: *softly but full of emotion with blood running down his nose* holy shit
  • Yuuri: *in Viktor's shirt early in the morning with bedhead and droopy eyes*
  • Viktor: *softly but full of emotion as tears stream down his face because he loves this man so fucking much* holy shit