look who's on a roll this week

After seeing Fantastic Beasts last night I tried doing the “looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you” meme with the main characters but they’re all cinnamon rolls who look like cinnamon rolls and wouldn’t hurt a fly. They’re the cinnamon roll squad

KPOP Female Groups as Types of High School Students
  • GFRIEND: sophomore; gets straight A’s but people only remember that one time when they got a B-
  • PRISTIN: eighth grader with the abilities of a junior; first day of high school is next week; chill when you first meet them but LOUD once you become close to them, music students who's older brother is a theater student, always on the honor roll, looks up to their seniors and by seniors I mean any SM group
  • Red Velvet: Junior but everyone still thinks they are a sophomore; does everything so well that they get taken for granted, once the dean forgot to put their names back on the updated honor roll because they are NEVER NOT on the honor roll, are awkward, sometimes too serious, doesn’t eat in the lunchroom, teacher ignores them
  • Mamamoo: Junior; musical theater students who don’t know when to STAHP, people think they got held back but they didn’t, class clown
  • Twice: Sophomore; seems like a freshman but are more popular than college students, has a definite seat at every lunch table, are nice to everyone, are either unconditionally loved or hated, need to really bring up their grades
  • Black Pink: freshman; are very popular but they don’t hang out with anyone, which makes everyone think they are juniors, are rebels, have very strict parents
  • SNSD: just graduated college; was the biggest thing ever back in high school but they don’t visit, everyone looks up to them tho, don’t know whether or not to continue on to graduate school
  • EXID: seniors; got held back in the tenth grade but still loves high school, people only know them because they are cheerleaders but they actually get high af grades, people mistake them for theater students but are vocal students
  • Apink: college freshman; are SUPER nice and come back to visit the high school often, but when they do visit, no one cares
  • Sistar: also college freshman; everyone has a crush on them, gets average grades
  • f(x): college freshman; design student that the teacher just started paying attention to them a month before they graduated, is online way too much
  • Wonder Girls: graduate students; changed their major right at senior year of college and might transfer to another university
  • After School: college freshman (again lol); got the best grades ever and did all the extra credit in high school, was loved by everyone, skipped two grades, but something happened (no one knows what) and they left school for five months and got held back TWICE, now works at a Starbucks and no one knows it
  • WJSN: freshman; had no friends until second semester, grades also shot up second semester
  • I.O.I: freshman; knew they would transfer school after freshman year but are still in denial, made it on the honor roll
  • LOONA: seventh grader; preparing for applying to high school
  • 2NE1: were just about to start graduate school but didn’t because their parents didn’t wanna spend any more money on them
  • Lovelyz: Juniors; get good grades and has a few friends, other than that, are ignored or compared to their brother who is also in the school
  • Momoland: freshman; no one knows much about them but they seem nice
  • S.E.S: post doctorate degree but still looks like a high school student; professors at the state film school; once came back to their old high school and gave a lecture to the sophomores on how to persevere even after you turn 30 and have kids
  • The Ark: transferred schools in freshman year; would-be sophomore
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Avengers: Infinity War May Have Begun Filming While No One Was Looking
It’s been long believed that Marvel’s “Avengers: Infinity War” would begin filming sometime before the end of year — possibly even as early as this month — a timeline seemingly supported by the photo of Josh Brolin’s “rehearsal” released in September by directors Joe and Anthony Russo.

But is it possible that cameras are already rolling on the ensemble film, and no one has realized it?

Atlanta Filming, the Twitter account of a photographer who’s captured images of several Marvel Studios productions, asserts that is indeed the case. In fact, he says, “Avengers: Infinity War” already has been filming for two weeks.

Of course he doesn’t specify which actors are filming, or whether they’re on location or at Pinewood Atlanta Studios, where “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2,” “Ant-Man,” “Captain America: Civil War” and “Spider-Man: Homecoming” were shot. Presumably that’s also where reshoots of the “Guardians of the Galaxy” sequel are taking place.

Opening May 4, 2018, “Avengers: Infinity War” features a sprawling ensemble cast that’s so far confirmed to include Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chris Pratt, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch and Brie Larson, among others.

Remember

For @stanuary Week 3: Memories

“Why doesn’t he know who I am?”

Ford looks away form the woman. “There… there was an incident and he has memory problems… you have to remind him of who you are.”

“Where are we going?” Stan demands as he climbs into the cab after his brother.

“Patience,” Ford replies with an excited grin.

“You know I only have a limited amount and I’m saving it for the kids,” Stan grumbles.

Ford rolls hie eyes with amusement and looks away from his brother out the window. His brother’s been asking what they’re doing in Jersey all day and his insistent questions have yet to cease. Ford can’t help but feel amusement in the entire situation.

Just you wait. We’ll get there soon and you’ll be happy over the surprise.

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You’re an Animal

1,000 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “She sounded like a chipmunk in heat.“

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @sis-tafics


“Omg…did you hear that last night?” You ask as Sam comes in from his morning run.

“Holy shit. What was that?!” He says grabbing a water from the fridge.

“Dean’s flavor of the week.” You roll your eyes.

“I thought maybe someone was watching the animal channel really loud…” Sam jokes making you both crack up.

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Winner

For the anon who requested Reid with 20? “Hit me. I’m serious, hit me.”

You walked out of the kitchen with a glass of water in one hand and bowl of popcorn in the other, only to be met with Spencer who was spread out on your sofa looking perfectly content.

“Oh? And where do you expect me to sit?” You asked, setting down the popcorn and swatting his hand away.

“There’s a floor.” He smirked, glancing up on your before shifting slightly, “Come on, I’ve been on a long hard case all week, I deserve to be able to lay down and relax.” You snorted and rolled your eyes at him.

“Hey I was on that case too, smart guy. Move your legs and let me sit.” You smacked his knee, but Spencer didn’t budge, only spread out more, grinning.

“Make me.” He stated and your eyebrow arched up, mouth turning into a little ‘o’ as you looked at him.

“Really now? First you come into my home, drink my coffee, lay on my sofa, and now you’re being cheeky?” You asked, smirking and sitting on his lower legs to keep them from moving. Your hand grabbed the area behind Spencer’s knee, and you began tickling him ruthlessly.

“(Y/N)!” He yelped, sitting up and trying to pull his legs from under your bum. “Please, stop, tickles, stop!” He laughed, grabbing your arms and pulling you off of the sofa and onto the floor where he took his chance to sit on you, keeping you down, his hands holding your wrists to the floor.

“Oo, look at you, big shot FBI Agent finally can overpower me.” You teased, withering slightly. Spencer pulled your hands together and used one hand to hold both in place as the other began to tickle your side, making you squeal and squirm.

This turned into an all out tickle-wrestling match. In retrospect, with your 20/20 hindsight, you completely understood why most people you met believed you and Spencer were dating, even if you two were under the impression that everything you did was completely platonic.

Spencer got up running towards the kitchen and it became a chase too, dodging each other and giggling the entire time. You grabbed onto the back of his sweater and pulled him down with you onto the linoleum floor, sitting on him and grinning triumphantly as he panted below you.

“Gotcha!” You laughed, and Spencer rolled his eyes, pushing his hair from his face.

“ ‘s not fair. You’re smaller, takes you less energy.” He joked, and you smirked.

“Come on Dr. Reid you know that’s not how that works. Just admit it, I’m stronger than you, and a better fighter than you.” You continued to tease, grinning brightly. Spencer’s cheeks were pink as he looked at you, but you chalked that up to him being warm from running and laughing.

“Never, because you’re not. I just go easy on you.” He laughed, and you huffed shaking your head.

“No you don’t… Come on then, fight me.” You grinning, giving his chest a playful hit, “Hit me. I’m serious, hit me.” You laughed, continuing to smack Spencer chest occasionally giving his cheeks playful little pats. Nothing that could actually ever hurt him. “Hit me, Spencer. You won’t. Come on fight me.” You let out a surprised noise when you were suddenly flipped over, Spencer on top now as he put a hand out to keep your head from hitting the ground too hard. He held your hands down again and grinned at you.

“I’m not gonna hit you, dear. But now you’re trapped. So who’s the real winner?” You struggled slightly, but he was right, he had your arms pinned secure, and his body seated on yours in a way where you couldn’t get your legs free or your torso away from him.

“Fine!” You laughed, body shaking slightly before you completely gave up and just laid there grinning up at Spencer. You both sat there for a moment, just gazing at each other, childish grins on your lips as you savored the simple moment you rarely got together. You watched as Spencer’s grin slowly dropped and his eyes glanced from yours down to your lips and back up again.

You bit on your bottom lip slightly, blinking up at him with a small nod. Spencer took that as the initiative he needed to slowly lean down and contact your lips in a gentle, sweet kiss. When he pulled back you were both blushing bright red.

“You win.” You whispered, and Spencer laughed before leaning down again, releasing your hands as he did so. Wrestling-tickling-chasing.. and now some kissing. Not a bad night.

Freeze

Your decision to stop fighting crime gets thrown out the window when Flash faces Captain Cold and needs your help.

A/N:  This part is very meh lol but I liked the last little scene. If you like this please read the rest of the Neuro series on my blog!

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Seven (Young Remus Lupin x reader-- drabble)

A/N: i’m laying in bed w cramps and another headache :)))) my midterms start next week and i’m dEd,, remus always makes me feel better tho

word count: 225
warnings: none

“Hey, Moony?” You grin, sitting across from your boyfriend, Remus in the Gryffindor common room. He’s supposed to be helping you study. He doesn’t look up from his textbook; he just nods. “You know who I love?”

He sighs and pushes up his glasses, still not even glancing up at you. “I love you too, Y/N. You’ve gotta study, though or you’re gonna fail your divination exam.”

You roll your eyes. “I’m gonna fail it either way. No one actually does well in divination, Remus.” You cross your arms and pout. “Besides, how am I supposed to concentrate with you being so damn cute over there?”

“I managed it with you.” He scans the page he’s on, a smile dancing on his lips. He finally puts down his book to focus on you. “Aye, what’s with the lip? C'mon, cut it out.” He chuckles.

“Can we take a break?” You whine.

“We’ve been working for ten minutes.” He raises an eyebrow at you.

You give him a hopeful smirk. “Meaning we’ve earned ten minutes of break time?”

“Five.” He retorts.

You frown at him. “Ten.”

He scans the books sprawled across the table for a quick moment. “Seven.” He comes to a decision.

“I’ll take it.” You smile, hurrying over to him, settling yourself into his lap, and pressing a peck onto his cheek.

WAIT

What kind of music would all the peculiar children listen to?!

Millard-Everyone would assume that he only liked classical but if you really looked into it he would like hard rock.

Emma- Softish stuff like Don McLean and maybe some Billy Joel and the Beatles type stuff

Olive- She would really like tounge twisting songs like ‘Life is a Rock’ or tHE ALPHABET AEROBICS

Enoch- Probably rock n’ roll or some kind of weird pop punk. Alternative in general

Horace- He would really like classical, but you can’t say he didnt like pop

Jacob- A bit of everything.

Hugh- tbh I see him as a pop rock type of person

Fiona- It really depends  on her mood. One day it’s The Who, the next it’s Bon Jovi. Maybe the next week shes all about Elton John

Claire- She just likes music in general. Anything will do for her.

Miss Peregrine- Shes all about that classic rock life

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crooked kingdom countdown: week 3: favourite scene(s) ½

“We’re not going through in the embassy”, said Kaz. “Always hit where the mark isn’t looking.”
Who’s Mark?”, asked Wylan.
Jesper burst out laughing. “Oh, Saints, you are something. The mark, the pigeon, the cozy, the fool you’re going to fleece.”
Wylan drew himself up. “I may not have had your… education, but I’m sure I know plenty of words that you don’t.”
“Also the proper way to fold a napkin and dance a minuet. Oh, and you can play the flute. Marketable skills, merchling. Marketable skills.”
“No one dances the minuet anymore”, grumbled Wylan.

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jb +28

Jaebum + “Where are we going?”

He frowned, letting you pull him by the hand but not helping you in any way. “Where are we going?”

You stopped in your tracks, blocking traffic on the sidewalk for a moment. “Can you just enjoy the surprise?”

He gave you a serious look. “No.”

You rolled your eyes. “Where’s the boy who used to bring me flowers every time we went out?”

He blinked, his expression unchanging. Behind him an annoyed pedestrian shot you both a glare. “Here. And he wants to know where you’re taking him.”

The truth was you’d been planning this for weeks. It was going to be a spa retreat for the two of you. With how tense Jaebum had been lately and how little sleep he’d been getting, you’d wanted to give him some time to heal and recover. You’d spoken to his manager, gotten him time off, picked the perfect masseuse and even the perfect champagne for the occasion. All you had to do now was show up. “Just a few more blocks.” You smiled and squeezed his hand.

He sighed and nodded and you pulled him the rest of the way. At the double doors of the spa a small smile tugged up the corners of his lips. “This?”

You nodded. “I figured you needed some time to relax.”

He smiled over at you. It was one of those smiles he gave you that told you unequivocally that he loved you, that he was in love with you, that he was crazy about you and he couldn’t imagine his life differently. “Thanks.”

You smiled, knowing that was the best you would get out of him, and pulled him to you. “Uh huh, come on.”

Paying the price

Chapter 13

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„Come on, Lexi! Just these two!” Avery whined, shoving two shot glasses into my face. I gave her a stern look, already having declined for three times but she was relentlessly in her tries.

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Fast

The series is as follows :

Mama Scully’s Party …. MorningUnderwearsMapsNachosFoul BallPromisesStayPhone CallsFlannel InterruptionAwakeningFriendly CompromisesScrabbleApart …  A Long WeekLightningMissing YouInterimStuffWaitingGoingHandsUnsteadyFearFastSlowRegardlessInto the DarkLightSurfboardsCurbsShowersBordersCanyonsSoakedIce CreamNever HappenedDeep SouthAlmostBlue-Suede ShoesUnwelcomeRemarkableStarsDoorbellsM&MsKneesHome

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“Sir, if we could be quiet, I would truly appreciate it.”

“Ma’am, I need your license and registration, please?”

Scully looked over at Mulder, who still seemed to be asleep, then looked back towards the policeman outside her now rolled down window, “I … I don’t know where the registration is and my license is in that bag under my partner’s feet.” She was still talking just above a whisper, “if I wake him up, things will get very bad for me very quickly and I don’t want that.”

The policeman now had his hand on his holster, “ma’am, are you in need of assistance? Are you in trouble?”

Scully saw this as a spiraling nightmare the likes of which she’d never escape and she resigned herself to her fate, looking from the man to his gun then shutting her eyes briefly, she nudged Mulder several times, “hey, wake up, I need your help.”

She could have rambled in his ear with a megaphone about the bunions and bone growth but the moment he heard the world ‘help’ his eyes popped open, head spinning in her direction, “what? What’s wrong?”

“I’m fine. I just need you to please, quietly and without comment, get me your registration for the car and my badge and license from my bag by your feet.”

“Registration? License? What hap …” and then he noticed the large man in blue with a gun and a funny hat and a look of cautious annoyance, “oh … my … shit …”. He managed only those three words before he curled on himself, the laughter taking his breath away and the sound of the cackling, wheezing insanity emerging from his lungs echoed through the car.

Scully just sat staring straight ahead out the windshield, shaking her head. After a moment, when it became obvious that Mulder was in no condition to cooperate, the tears streaming down his face making his vision blurry, she glanced out at the policeman, mouth pursed, cheeks pulled in slightly, eyebrows raised in a concessionary gesture, “um, this could take a minute … unless you wouldn’t mind me unbuckling my seatbelt and seeing if I can free up my bag?”

“Did you say badge? Are you a uniform?”

“FBI. On vacation. We both are and we have our guns locked in the trunk.”

By now, Mulder was down to hiccupping giggles and waving his hand in the man’s direction, “sorry, officer, I’ll get her information for you. I just …” breaking into a fit of chuckles again, “I never thought I’d see the day she would get a ticket. She made fun of me for two weeks the last time I got one so I … oh, God,” rubbing his eyes, his face still red, “I am going to have so much fun with this.” He retrieved her bag from the floor, then handing it to her, dug up the registration from the glove compartment, passing that to her as well.

After inspecting both badges, having asked for Mulder’s as well, her license and running the registration, he handed the bundle back to Scully, “just slow down, all right? There’s a lot of wildlife on this road at night.”

Thanking him, she was about to roll the window back up when she heard the man step back up to the window, indicating towards Mulder with his flashlight, “and if your partner gets to ragging on you too much, remind him of the six speeding tickets and nine outstanding parking tickets he has in the greater Maryland area, would you, please?”

Scully had never smiled so widely at someone who nearly gave her a $200 ticket, “sir, you are my new best friend.”

“’Evening, ma’am.”

Finally rolling up the window, she pulled back onto the road, well within the speed limit, letting the silence hang over them for several miles before, “not laughing real hard now, are you?”

“Pretty sure he had buckteeth.”

“Shut it, giggler.”

“Whatever, lead foot.”

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Scully fell, exhausted, onto the single queen bed, wondering if there were clothes fairies out there who would get her into her pajamas while she went to sleep. Then, reality told her to get up and change, find her pajamas and get a decent night sleep, even though it was already 2am.

That’s when she felt her feet being moved and her shoes being untied, then slipped off. Next, she felt the thin polyester comforter being gently laid over her, then, for his perfect guy finale, he slipped his arms under her, lifted her just enough, then wiggled her pillow under her head.

She stayed still, leaving him to his nurturing softness, his silent apology for laughing at her earlier.

Her breathing gave her away though and he stopped suddenly, hovering for a moment, then tilting back down to her, his lips whispering over her cheek, “g’night.”

Mulder woke up to the scent of fresh coffee and the mirror kiss to his cheek, Scully lingering beside his ear for a moment longer than friends, “g’morning.”

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Y: Katsuki and Uraraka-san were the only ones who called me Yamikumo before the blog, but I got used to you guys referring to me that way. I didn’t expect you could know my name.

Y: I… want to work on that. Ever since I was a kid, I looked up to someone who brought hope with a smile even in the darkest of times. It might sound silly, considering my general attitude, but it’s the kind of hero I want to become.

Y: … t-thank you…?!

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Well, of course, Ch*ryl is in the papers now. Can't let Liam get any attention these days. It's all about her. *rolls eyes* What happened to the "ban" on photos of her self-centered arse?

Hi anon,

Well its a photoshoot for charity and they’ve leaked pics or made them available, who knows but yeah.  

I presume its the photoshoot from a few weeks back where we had the ‘leaked’ pics from her hair stylist.   +

Anyway…Liam looked fantastic.   

Seeking petty vengeance advice.

Parking is really difficult in my neighborhood (*damn you, bad city planning!*). It’s not a huge deal for me because I have my own space, but inviting anybody over requires a fair amount of foresight and vehicular finagling.

Around the corner from me there’s this car. It’s a shitbox yellow piece of shit that almost never moves. Its owner — a douchebag wannabe hipster who looks like the substitute teacher for a 3-week online pick-up artistry course — uses this piece of junk to save a spot for, presumably, a friend or family member, one who drives a much nicer and more normal car. He parks his yellow shitbox in the middle of a curb section that’s bracketed by two driveway curbcuts, but that’s also absolutely big enough for two cars. And every night this Greasy Mustache rolls his yellow shitbox back to let his friend take the remainder of the curb. What they’re doing, in effect, is privatizing this tiny section of our parking-impacted neighborhood for themselves, violating the unstated principle of “first-come-first-served” that typically regulates a more proper neighborly parking arrangement. And I get that everyone has the right to save a spot, if they can. But saving an available spot for later is not the same thing as permanently squatting on two specific spaces by never leaving one of them.

A couple weeks ago I was on my way to work and I saw the city loading the yellow, shopworn fedora-on-wheels onto a flatbed tow-truck, and I rejoiced. Finally, someone must have called the city to report the car’s owner, who, I can only presume, likes to don a tanktop and basketball shorts as unironic casualwear. For about a week, I was happy.

But yesterday the car was back in its usual spot, only now bearing some signs of having recently been pulled from the impound lot. And tonight, its companion car is back at the curb, too, its privatized parking spot safely guarded by the shitgibbon 4Chan lurker who meekly pilots his yellow shitbox 6 feet forward and 6 feet backward, everyday, like a dutiful little drone.

And now I’m even more incensed than before.

I recognize that this situation is tiny potatoes and not really worth getting worked up about. But all politics is local, amirite? And this is a fight that feels personal. It’s one of those things, those small moral violations that from the outside looks insignificant, but amidst the fog of war, it looms like an observant monster, stalking you ominously from every angle and vector.

And I want some petty revenge.

Unfortunately I’m not a very vengeful person, so I don’t really know what to do. The best I’ve come up with is renting a car (I don’t want to use my own) and swooping in to take the spot as soon as the street cleaning window is over. I’ll leave it in the middle of the curb all week, frustrating Neggy McTrilbyface the whole time. This will cost me a lot of money (not something I care about in my current rage-state), and will further impact parking in the neighborhood, so it’s not particularly ideal. But other than that, all I have is something like sticking frozen shrimps in his tailpipe, so they slowly melt and stink up the car, which is kind of dumb and inefficient.

So if anyone has any ideas about how to get back at Mr. M’lady and his Yellow Chariot of Shame, please let me know. Thank you.

Boyfriend!Mingyu

• when you first saw him, you thought he looked REALLY fun and cool to be around YaY
• but in all honesty, the second he saw you he pretended to act like some cool as f guy who wore sunglasses inside and wore leather boots when it reality he started to have a little freak out bc omg u looked so nice he needed to make a good impression aw
• spent an entire week preparing food for u bc he needed to make an impact when it came to asking you out, and when it was all done he just rolled up to your house with an entire 3 boxes filled with food and was like we need to talk
• then he sat u down in ur living room and watched you open the food and inside were like really cheesy puns that was related to the food it was attached to
• “if you were a burger from McDonald’s you would be called a McGorgeous”
• “if you were vegetable you’d be a cutecumber”
• “you stole a pizza my heart~”
• and ur all like um what is this and he’s all like wAIT WAIT WAIT LOOK AT THE DATES
• and so u do and it says, “date me?”
• U JUST LAUHHED AND SAID YES AND THE RELIEVED LOOK ON KIM MINGYUS FACE WAS PRICELESS AND BEAUTIFUL
• on your first date, Mingyu took you to a carnival but unfortunately, the members decided to tag along and promised not to be a burden and that they’ll stay well away from you and him, but like the two of you see them hiding behind a bush and like stalking
• and Mingyu is just like omG WHY DO YALLS HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME TODAY
• but you guys try to ignore them and get on with the date bc you’ve been anticipating this day ever since he announced it!!!!
• challenged you to a hot dog eating contest and you won
• “I don’t know if my pride should be hurt, or if I should be in awe. either way, I think I like you even more now.”
• saw this dude juggling on a unicycle and was like I CAN DO THT Y/N LOOK IM GOOD AT THIS TOO and he literally fell off after one second on the unicycle and he couldn’t catch any of E juggling balls aw my poor baby
• u just laughed bc he’s too cute
• after the whole date he decided to walk you home and the members literally followed you guys, but whenever the two of you turned around they’d gap it and hide behind a pole or some bushes until u two resume walking. then he stopped once you reached your doorstep and it was all cute bc he didn’t want this amazing day to end then you kissed his cheek and ran inside and the second u were out of sight the members jumped from their hiding spots and started praising Mingyu at his great boyfriend skills
• “HYUNG IS SO PROUD OF U”
• gives u food nicknames so often that it’s gross
• “cookie”
• “muffin”
• “cupcake”
• “mY EARS HURT STOP IT KIM MINGYU”
• oH MAN UR FIRST KISS WAS SO CUTE I CANT EVEN. Ok so this one time you were eating a pepero and turned to face Mingyu with like half of it still in ur mouth but he thought u were telling him to take a bite and so he did but he went to far and ur lips touched and the two of u just stared at each other and nobody moved a muscle and u two just stood there with ur lips attached all flustered aw
• v into skinship, likes to hold your hand a lot ;;u;;
• has a habit of touching your hair a lot and muttering stuff about it under his breath. like say you get your hair all done and pretty he’ll tweak it and personalise it and keep touching it until he likes it bc he’s a professional guys he knows what he’s doing
• likes every kiss in the book especially those cliche ones in the movies
• also likes every single hug there is hE JUST LIKES TO HUG U AND THATS ALL THT SHOULD MATTER
• when he wants affection he gets v v v v pouty bc why hang out with ur friends when u can be on a couch cuddling with him?? amiright??
• likes food a lot, he even got voted as the member who eats the most and at first you thought with a body like his, he probably didn’t eat as much as everyone was saying he did… but oh how wrong u were the second u two were comfortable w each other he would roll up to ur house as often as he could and demand some food right after he’s said hello to u
• and ur just sitting there thinking ohhh I understand now lol
• dogs he also likes dogs, he bought a dog with u and at first u were like Mingyu……….. Idk if that’s a good idea. but when u guys got it he was sO HAPPY AND TOOK IT EVERYWHERE HE WENT UP UNTIL HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT PICKIN UP ITS POOP IN THE PLEDIS BUILDING
• let’s not forget wonwoo, he likes him hEAPS he’s like a v close number 2. he pretty much invites him to every single date the two of you have and it’s more of them two laughing their arses off and more u just sitting there sipping on water
• u kinda knew they were close from the beginning bc the second u and mingyu started dating Wonwoo would give u these evil looks like ur stealing him aw meanie yesss
• but dw he leaves early so then mingyu showers u w love
• “I love u more jagiya but don’t tell him that.”
• speaks english in every opportunity he gets like he pronounces all of the food in English as much as he can, especially pineapple bc it’s the most iconic thing ever
• dislikes it when ppl touch his hair like no ur not a professional like him so he does not trust u to touch his hair with ur hands no thanks goodbye
• secretly keeps ur fridge stocked and secretly packs ur lunch so u don’t get hungry at work/school and ur always left wondering who does this awww
• and when u ask him about it he’s like “idk who it is, but they seems like a very sweet person ;;;))”
• has an addiction to cleaning, seems like a really messy person but is actually the neatest person in the group. he literally feels like crying when he sees a tragic mess anywhere and he gets tiny tears in the corners of his eyes and will drop whatever he’s doing and clean it up even if it’s not his mess lolol
• is all for couple items o yesssssssss
• “jAGIYAAAA LETS GET EVERYTHING IN THIS SHOPPPP PLSSSSSSS”
• when he gets jealous ooo you’ll get the cold shoulder oh no ;;_;; like he won’t talk to u at all and ur pretty sure he’s gonna break up with u but like without him even knowing it he still does cute stuff for you like he’s pretty much indirectly loving you and u just smile bc no matter what he loves u deep deep down
• “I don’t like it when people flirt with you.”
• “I’m yours and yours only, you know that.”
• your phone background is a photo of u sleeping and Mingyu holding a pair of scissors looking like he was about to cut it and when you woke up and saw it as your lockscreen you nearly screamed and he’s like u bETTER NOT DELETE IT OR IM CUTTING IT FOR REAL
• anD HIS PHONE BACKGROUND IS A PHOTO OF U LOOKING HELLA PISSED BC HE WAS USING UR HAIR AS A MOUSTACHE LOL
• one time Mingyu tried to make cookies with you and you put some batter on his face and then he put some flour on ur nose then u read it as a declaration of war and the two of u pretty much initiated a food fight right there in the dorms kitchen. u cracked eggs on each other heads, chucked chocolate chips at each other but then u suddenly slipped and then he slipped then u landed on top of each other and it was so cute bc he pointed at ur lip and was like “u have a little something there” anD HE WIPED IT OFF WITH HIS THUMB AND U STARTED BLUSHING AWAW
• makes u do acting scenes from famous movies and dramas bc he wants to try acting and one time the two of u acted romeo and juliet and it was pretty cute TBH
• being the visual of the group puts a lot of pressure on mingyu as he always constantly has to uphold that title by making sure he looks his best at all times, not to mention his job as a rapper who has to write his own lyrics and has to perform with energy. sometimes he thinks he can’t do it at all but u have to pull him away from the work and just shower him with love bc you know that’s what he needs at that moment - someone to comfort him and tell him that he’s worth it, that he’s good enough.
• “what would I do without you”
• strokes ur hair and hums on the top of ur head until u fall asleep in his arms
• wakes u up by blasting his rap music full volume and the Windows always nearly break and the bed literally shakes and he won’t turn it off unless u get up yourself and do it what a meanieeee
• ur first fight with Mingyu was about his very insecurity, he was hating himself bc he should look better than the way he looks and the two of you ended up yelling at each other bc he was perfect just the way he was ;;_;;
• you ended up getting hurt by some of his words and the second he saw the tear leave ur high he immediately felt guilty
• “im so sorry, y/n. you know whatever I just said wasn’t true, right? i promise, I love you so much. I won’t ever do that again.”
• Mingyu might like to joke around with you and everyone else a lot, but when it comes to ur feelings, your heart and your relationship with him, it’s nothing to joke about to him. You are so special, so important to him and he’s so glad to have you in his life. You of course, are so lucky to have him as your boyfriend and know that the two of you are meant to be together forever.
• “like the ocean…. I love you. Pineapple.” - mINGYUUUU~~~

Insomnia;Moriarty x Reader

Requested by Anon: Please make a one shot where the reader humbly asked to sleep with Jim because she is suffering with insomnia

Let me know if you want a smutty part 2! Also there’s only one request left in my inbox which should be up tomorrow so feel free to send something in!


You stared up at the white ceiling urging yourself to finally go to sleep. Lately your insomnia had been acting up and you had only gotten a couple of hours of sleep this week. Your head turned to look at your sleeping boyfriend Jim, hating him for being asleep.

A loud sigh from beside him gently awoke Jim who saw you still wide awake. “Have you not fallen asleep yet?” he asked.

“Of course not…”

“I’m sorry baby,” he told you bringing you into his arms. Eventually his breath slowed down, signaling that he had fallen back asleep.

You rolled over and returned to your thoughts commanding yourself to go back to sleep. You felt your eyes get heavy and you finally thought that sleep would be coming soon. But of course the thought of sleep had the exact effect of you and quickly you were woken back up.

“Y/N?” Jim sleepily mumbled.

“Yes?”

“Still haven’t fallen asleep?”

“Nope,” you told him popping the P playfully.

“Is there anything I can do for help?”

You genuinely thought for a moment. There were of course sleeping pills in the cupboard but you didn’t want to over use those and a warm cup of milk always made you tired but instead something else came to mind.

“Yeah… Actually there is?”

“Alright what is it?” he said rubbing his eyes.

“Are you up for sex?”

Instantly Jim awoke and quickly climbed on top of you. “I think I could get up for that.”