look to her face lol

my favourite “lost in translation” moment was when my friend from Macedonia (who was pretty much fluent in English) and I were talking about a girl who sat behind us in class. She arrived almost immediately after he said her name, and reaching for “speak of the devil”, the first thing out of his mouth was

 “Oh look, it’s Satan”

and the look on her face was //priceless//

HAPPY EASTER!!♡ U( ˃ㅅ˂ ✿)U

I really hate the generic ¾-facing-left, eyes-to-the-right profiles but it’s so convenient, I can’t help myself.



Ayyeee.. I wasn’t really tagged but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Challenge by @butterfly-tattoo 

Rules: Take a picture of the sim that’s normally associated with your blog (your legacy founder/lead character in your story etc.), now take away all their cc (except their hair, eyebrows, and skin color), then do a before and after picture.

I’m tagging @plumb-barb, @simtasia, @simgallery@touchmypixels, @cakenoodles​, @girl-just-simming-around​, @fanaskher​, @buckleysims​, @obsimmian​, @pixelddump​, @freckled-pixels​, @lanyxie​, @narusasu-simblr​, @gohliath​, @itsniiaa-simblr 

Notes: I did a girls edition (or at least the more relevant girls that I have). Fenix looks like god either way and tbh for the sake of this I gave her a little more makeup than usual because I normally don’t have her wear lipstick. With Ani I’m very happy I did this because I didn’t realize how much I actually LOVE her with a complete bare face. She looks so different and kind of like this one girl I wanted to model her after.. so she might just wear some tiny lashes from now on and call it a day because I’m into it. And finally there’s Jaide.. she wears the most in game makeup because I spent the least amount of time on her custom skin. I wish I could get her lips the same texture as the one she wears in game.. also her eyes look so different without eyeshadow lol.

P.S. If you did this already then please disregard.. and if I didn’t tag you it’s because I already seen you do it ^_^

Camren x Boys

Interviewer: “So, I guess you are so busy you guys don’t date…”

They don’t hear what he ask.

Lauren: “huh?”

Interviewer: “I said you guys are so busy you don’t date…anybody got boyfriends?”

Camila: “ahnn…nahhh!”

Her face:

Lauren: “nah!”

Her face:

Someone in the audience screams “Michael”…

Camila: “What??? No! We’re just friends!”

Interviewer: “Somebody yells Michael. Who’s dating Michael?”

Lauren just freezes looking at Camila… (people will say Normani was looking at her too, but look at her smile… now look at Lauren’s face. LOL)

And then Lauren recover herself and say she wasn’t listening anything…

Normani to Lauren: “Who has boyfriends…” (but Lauren already heard the question, she just lost her shit when she heard Michael’s name…)

Interviewer: “First of all…who’s dating Michael?”

Camila: “No, no, no, no…we’re just friends!”

Lauren: “No, no, no…they’re just friends!”

You two think we’re all blind and deaf….but we see/hear you Camrennnnn!

-> The Interview

Fast Food Worker gets their Petty Revenge

Once upon a time I worked for a fast food company. I actually enjoyed working there during HS but knew it wasn’t a long-term gig. I was heading to college in the fall. We had our fair share of irrational customers and I usually handled the BS pretty calmly.

Then one day a lady comes in and orders light cheese on her meal. I am at the cash register so I only take the order I don’t make the food but I specified light cheese. She comes up after receiving her food and complains that there is too much cheese on her food. I look in the wrapper and there are like 5-7 pieces of shredded cheese, normally there would be twice that, and personally I’m of the opinion that she could just remove the extra cheese but I take the food back and have them remake it. I ask them to only put only like three pieces of shredded cheese on her food.

The lady loses her mind. She comes up to the counter screaming at me that there is still too much cheese on her food and that “your job is so easy anyone could do it.” Without missing a beat I reach under the counter where the applications are kept and bring one up and slide it towards her and say “We’re hiring.”

At this point the manager has come to the front of the store and is taking over the situation. I’m told to go on break and when I returned everyone was laughing and couldn’t believe I had done that. Seeing the look on her face was priceless.

@dgraymanweek Day 1 || The Voice of Darkness

Who remembers those little D.Gray-Academy shorts from the 2006 anime aha