anyway!! you know that trope where the characters accidentally confess something during a drinking game? well we’re gonna abuse the fuck outta it!
so someone asks the mc the iconic question of “fuck marry kill”
and she automatically says mAXWELL FOR MARRY LMAO SAME
“hahaha fuck liam marry maxwell kill drake” then they close their eyes cause theyre getting kinda dizzy. its silent. THEY FREEZE UP BC THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID BUT NOW THEYRE GONNA PLAY IT OFF AND PRETEND THEYRE PASSED OUT
maxwell: ha ha…i think they forgot that its not marry fuck kill…they got the order wrong…
HES LIKE DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIX IT BUT ITS NOT WORKING
the next morning someone brings it up and mc is like “what? fuck maxwell marry liam kill drake right?”
drake: this is a fucking attack
meanwhile liam’s subtly side-eyeing mc like “yeahhh suuure thats totally what u meant”
also ! max has a foreign language class ! and he keeps flirting with the mc in a language she doesnt understand ! to hide it !
the language is french jsyk
and right before they get together, mc flirts with him in french and hes like :(
LIKE U GOT CAUGHT BINCH SHE REMEMBERED WHAT U SAID. SHE LOOKED IT UP AND NOW UR R E KT
so they’re finally together and happy right? it’s all good right?
but i’m writing this au so what if the beaumonts still get broke in this au (☆v☆)
so there’s this whole Plot where they make maxwell try out some sports and/or get him to raise his grades so he can apply for a scholarship and, you know, stay in their university. so he can stay with mc
but he still gets kicked out because he’s not really performing well in school
it’s because he’s too focused on hanging out with mc and his friends since he’s scared to lose them ;)
so there’s this whole going away party for maxwell and everything seems tragic…
until it’s revealed that maxwell’s just going to the university a couple blocks away lmao